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Fictional Gay History – January 6, 1854: Happy Birthday Sherlock! – The Mysterious Gay (Closet) Case of Sherlock Holmes & Watson

January 6, 1854 –  On this is the date, Arthur Conan Doyle tells us his most famous character Sherlock Holmes was born.  Although a figment of Doyle’s imagination, and despite many denials by literary historians Holmes friendship with his assistant Dr. Watson leaves very little to the reader’s imagination in many of his famous adventures. 

EXHIBIT 1:

We have these quotes which are taken verbatim from Dr Watson’s narrations.

The Yellow Face, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

One day in early spring he (Holmes) had so far relaxed as to go for a walk with me in the Park, where the first faint shoots of green were breaking out upon the elms, and the sticky spearheads of the chestnuts were just beginning to burst into their fivefold leaves. For two hours we rambled about together, in silence for the most part, as befits two men who know each other intimately

The Return of Sherlock Holmes

“This gentleman,” said he, with a wave in my direction. “Is it discreet? Is it right? “Dr Watson is my friend and partner.” [said Holmes].

The Man with the Twisted Lip, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

“I moved my head to look at the cabinet behind me. When I turned again, Sherlock Holmes was standing smiling at me across my study table. I rose to my feet, stared at him for some seconds in utter amazement, and then it appears that I must have fainted for the first and the last time in my life. Certainly a grey mist swirled before my eyes, and when it cleared I found my collar-ends undone and the tingling after-taste of brandy upon my lips. Holmes was bending over my chair, his flask in his hand.”

EXHIBIT 2:

And let us not forget the Holmes story “The Three Students” where Watson states that he and Holmes had left London quickly and secretly for reasons which could not be gone into. This story is set in 1895 which is the same year that Oscar Wilde was on trial for “gross indecency”.  Some people argue that Doyle had Holmes fled London for fear of being dragged into the scandal.

VERDICT:

Is elementary my dear Watson.

GAY!

Happy Birthday Sherlock you old Queen!

FRC Hate Group President Tony Perkins: We Haters Need More Protections To Discriminate Properly!

“[The law] does not protect individuals. It does not protect private business owners. It does not protect, for example, a bed and breakfast owner who is using their own private personal property in the type of intimate setting that a bed and breakfast is. It does not protect licensed professionals. For example, it does not protect counselors. It also does not protect lawyers–you may have a family law attorney who does not want to do a same-sex divorce because of their deeply held religious beliefs. It does not protect fertility doctors who may have a strict belief and only want to help [heterosexual] married couples because they believe a kid deserves both a mom and a dad. The dominos from this decision are just starting to fall. One newspaper is reporting that the New York Department of Correctional Services is already rewriting its rules for inmates’ ‘conjugal visits,’ which will now be open to homosexual ‘spouses.’ Prisons will provide the condoms! – “Closet Queen of the Hate” Ms. Tony Perkins, via press release stating that the exemptions for haters in New York State are not enough where gay marriage is involved.

Was Being Caught In Bed With This Man The Reason Texas Gov. Rick Perry Was Divorced?

Looks like we are about to mess with Texas where rumours are resurfacing once again  about Gov. Rick Perry’s sexuality and the REAL reason why behind his wife divorced him.

According to some very reliable sources its seems that Rick was found was found red handed and red faced in bed with this man, then Texas Secretary of State Geoffrey S. Connor (pictured left holding glasses), whom Perry appointed in August 2003.

Rumours of Perry’s uncivil union have surfaced before but,  now with Rick ‘s decision to have a day of prayer with the anti-gay hate group the Family Research Council and fall on his knees in front of Tony Perkins.they are resurfacing again with a vengeance with some pretty damming talk of being able to back up the allegations this time

Considering Perry’s past its not all that hard to believe.  Perry who is a graduate of Texas A&M University was a junior and senior yell leader. Besides being a cheerleader, Perry was also a member of the Corps of Cadets, an all-male military-styled student group which labels itself as the “largest uniformed student organization in the nation that likes to prance”.

If true hopefully Rick will prance off into history as another hypocritical self loathing closet case.

Only time will tell.

Video – Wannabe Hate Star "Porno Pete" LaBarbera Babbles At Chicago Gay Hate Rally

Okay lets face it. 

As compared to “Moo-gie” Gallagher – Srivastav, Tony “KKK Contacts” Perkins, and Bryan “Insanity doesn’t run in my family it fucking gallops” Fischer, Peter LaBarbera is a small time hate mongers who’s yet to sit at the professional adult haters table but is trying really hard to get out of that highchair

“Porno Pete” who likes to wear leather chaps and go undercover at S&M conventions (no shit) makes a decent living off of preaching hate in the Chicago, Illinois area is looking for more “Right Wing Welfare” and since the haters in Illinois finally realized that “gay marriage” was already against the law in Illinois and there was no reason to give Porno Pete any money,  NOW LaBarbera has stopped hiding behind his flimsy “Its all about one man/one woman redefining marriage” bullshit  into a plain old OBVIOUS anti-gay hate campaign as he tries to rally the feeble minded christomaniac lemmings of Middle America against loving gay couples from even getting what few benefits they could  through Civil Unions when Illinois begin recognizing them tomorrow, June 1st.  (Because I guess a civil union is between one man and one woman right LaBatshit?)

LaBarbera, is now heading a campaign to support support a referendum for an Illinois constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage and its equivalent. Because as “Porno Pere” puts it “There’s a battle between gay rights and religious freedom,”

I must have been absent in Sunday School the Sunday that taught that its alright for religious people to lie, hate, and hurt others because their “freedom” depends on weather someone can visit someone in the hospital, or be recognized in legal papers.

LaBarbera may not be as big as the rest of the Hate Pack (Well he’s certainly not as big as Moo-gie) but he is just as despicable,  shifty, greedy, hateful and evil.   And needs to be exposed for the charlatan hie is.

Video – GLEE’s Matthew Morrison’s Gay Boy Band Past Revealed!

Matthew Morrison, (who every thinks is gay but says he isn’t and really doesn’t mind that everyone else does) plays Will Shuster on FOX’s hit television show GLEE.

When appearing on The Jay Leno Show this week Jay dug up a film clip from Matt’s past from the Lisa Kudrow 2003 failed movie vehicle called “Marci X” where Matt played a member of a gay boy band called Boys R Us.

Morrision responded by saying “its the gayest thing he’s ever done.”

Matt obviously doesn’t watch GLEE now does he?

Via:  Hollywood Life

Mike Rogers To Kick Sen. Lindsey Graham Out Of The Closet In Three…..Two…….

The incredible Michael Rogers, who sees it as his mission to to out politicians who vote against gay interests while surreptitiously pursuing gay sex has a 100 percent track record at exposing these self-loathing cloet cases and is about to add another notch to his gunbelt

Wonkette is reporting, and I myself have seen Mike Rogers twitter messages,  that the next politician to dragged kicking and screaming out of thier comfortable walk in is Senator Lindsey Graham, South Carolina’s favorite lifelong bachelor and former military prosecutor, is always reliably against homosexuals having any basic human rights in America because Lindsey’s a Republican, y’all. Anyway, famous outer-of-self-hating-queers Mike Rogers says he’s got pictures of one of Lindsey’s boy toys leaving Lindsey’s house. This would be SHOCKING because come on, everybody knows Republicans cannot be gay because Jesus did not make gays.

Gee…Looks like South Carolina just went from a Secession Party to a plain old Suck Session Party

Video – Watch John McCain and Mark "I’m Not Gay" Kirk Share an Evil Laugh Over Killing Omnibus Spending Bill

“Dr. Evil “aka Senator John McCain and his minion “Mini Me” Senator Mark “I’m Not Gay” Kirk had high fun times on Thursday as they killed the the omnibus spending bill which was what led Senator Harry Reid to file cloture on the DREAM Act and DADT repeal.

Rumors now have it that McCain is so angry about the DREAM and DADT votes that he pooped his Depends and he’s threatening to push back on the START treaty ratification. (Any excuse)

As for Senator Mark “closet case” Kirk will the long line of tricks and ex-boyfriends PLEASE come forward to tell their tales of their times with Marky and lets nip this little problem in the bud from the giddyup.  PLEASE send your pics and stories to me, or hell anyone gay blogger  and we’ll be happy to publish them.

So