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Michelle Wolf Destroys Sarah Huckabee Sanders At The White House Correspondents Dinner [Video]

Michelle Wolf Destroys Sarah Huckabee Sanders At The White House Correspondents Dinner [Video]

Donald Trump once again skipped the Annual White House Correspondents Dinner (aka. Nerd Prom) which is lucky for him but bad for Sarah Huckabee Sanders who because of Trump’s absence became the main target of a particularly, wonderfully nasty performance, courtesy of a blistering, dare-ya-to-boo set by Daily Show correspondent and stand-up Michelle Wolf.

Wolf opened her act with the line: “Good evening, here we are at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner; like a porn star says when she’s about to have sex with Trump, let’s get this over with.”

 Wolf refused to pull punches just because her target was scowling from a few feet away.

“We are graced with Sarah’s presence tonight. I have to say, I’m a little starstruck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale. Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited, because I’m not really sure what we’re gonna get. you know, a press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams: ‘It’s shirts and skins, and this time don’t be such a little b*tch, Jim Acosta!’”

Pivot to Kellyanne Conway and Ivanka Trump:

“We should definitely talk about the women in the Trump administration. There’s Kellyanne Conway. Man, she has the perfect last name for what she does. Conway? It’s like if my name was Michelle Jokes Frizzy Hair Small Tits. You guys gotta stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don’t give her a platform she has nowhere to lie. It’s like that old saying, ‘If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree?’ I’m not suggesting she gets hurt, just stuck.”

“And then there’s Ivanka, she was supposed to be helpful to women. But it turns out she’s about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons.

Ivanka Trump has done nothing to satisfy women. So, like father, like daughter.”

Wolf also took the opportunity to hold the press’ feet to the fire, too, joking at one point, “Fox News is here. Ladies, you know what that means: Cover your drinks,” and viciously describing Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski’s romantic relationship as being like “when a #MeToo works out.

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner ended with Michelle Wolf saying into the mic, “Flint still doesn’t have clean water.” 

 

Watch Kentucky Krazy GOP Rand Paul Compare “Obamacare” To Russian Bread (Video)

Crazy Rand Paul

Kentucky GOP Senator Rand Paul appeared on The Daily Show last night to hawk his new pop-up book and trash “Obamacare”.  Paul compared The Affordable Health Care Act to the Soviet bread crisis and stating that medical prices are so high because of “supply and demand”.

Paul is such an idiot that John Oliver didn’t have to mock him.  Paul took care of that himself.

Jon Stewart Looks At FOX News’ “Avalanche On Bullshit Mountain” On Election Night – Video

The Daily Show host Jon Stewart went to town ripping Fox News apart on its 2012 election coverage especially the “avalanche on bullshit mountain” that happened after President Barack Obama was declared the winner.

Stewart was especially entertained by Republican strategist Karl Rove’s denial that Obama was going to win Ohio, remarking that “Math you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better” could be the new Fox motto

Crow taste so much better when it’s served on a 300 million dollar platter!

GLITZ Happens – Jon Stewart Slams “Glitterbombing” On The Daily Show

Jon Stewart took on the “glitterati” and the glitterbombings of candidates by gay activists, which he called “more clever than a pie in the face but less clever than something actually clever.”

Lets be honest. It was “cute” and “meaningful” the first few times and kudo’s to Nick Espinosa the activist who started it.  BUT, the more its been done, hijacked by others (yes, trans-activist I am talking to you) and overdone it’s gone from symbolic to annoying with candidates laughing it off but at the same time getting serious with the glitter activist like the college student who glittered Mitt Romney facing time in federal prison.

In the 1970’s when Anita Bryant was hit in the face with a pie it was a statement and rarely imitated.

If you REALLY want to make a statement and you are willing to risk jailtime there are many other ways to protest these GOP candidates.

By all means ACT-UP kids. But do it right. Take a page from the past and what REALLY worked. Gather and protest, chant, scream, march, use civil disobedience.

But glitterbombing is just so “stereotypical” and so very Rip Taylor on The Gong Show circa 1977

 

 

 

(Video) Actress Keira Knightly Googles "Santorum": “I feel like my innocence has been taken away"

Kiera Knightly is making the rounds on the talk show circuit  promoting her new movie, “Last Night.”

Well last night Keira landed on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart to plug her movie but wound up learning about Rick “Man On Dog” Rick Santorum and his tiny……..internet problem. (Thanks to the AWESOME Dan Savage)

After showing a clip of the last GOP debate, Jon suggested last night on The Daily Show that “you might have to Google” to get a better grip on who the candidates are.

And Keira did just that.

“I just Googled Santorum,” Keira shared with Jon. “I feel like my innocence has been taken away. It was the use of the word frothy.”

Watch below!

Video – Even Jon Stewart Cannot Resist The Charms of James Franco!

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Handsome, funny, intellectual, an excellent actor, nominated for an Academy Award and James Franco also goes to Romantic Lit. classes at Yale!

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