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American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer Attacked By Demons! (GO TEAM DEMON!)

Bryan Fischer

Oh brother.

Bryan Fischer Demon Hunter.

Something stuck in your throat? Something pulling at your ankle?  

Bryan are you sure it wasn’t your wife trying to pull you out from under the rentboy she caught you with?

More like:  Bryan Fischer: Semen Hunter.

As Dr Pepper Evolves, Funda-MENTAL Creationist Go Apes**t!

After the above ad image appeared on the Dr. Pepper’s Facebook page on Thursday which copies on the iconic evolution diagram “March  of Progress,” Christian fundamentalist, and creationist are literally going apeshit over the image and are engaging in a flame war with  the “Peppers” and calling for a boycott (ho-hum) of the popular soft drink.  “I ain’t no freaking chimp.” one commenter posted.  (REALLY?)

Although there’s been no “official” call for a boycott from any far right religious group as of yet.  Start the countdown.  It should be here by late Monday. (They are all busy packing up at the FRC’s Value Voters Summit.)

I personally don’t know why the creationist are so upset.  It’s not like they actually drink Dr. Pepper.  After all they drink Mr. Pibb, Mountain Dew, and Moonshine to wet their whistle.

 Yeeee Haaaaaw!

VIDEO – Ted Nugent Tells CBS Reporter ‘I’ll Suck Your Dick” After Being Told He is ‘Not A Moderate’

In a follow-up interveiw tryong to so some damage control after threatening to kill President Obama and Hillary Clinton at a recent NRA Convention.  Retired rocker and Motor City Meathead, Ted Nugent once again went off the deep end when he got upset that CBS reporter Jeff Glor told him that he was not a “political moderate” and replied to Glor that if he could find someone more moderate that Nugent would “suck his dick”.

Call me when you sit across from someone who has more families with dying little boys and girls who get a call to take them on their last fishing trip in life. Call me when you meet someone who does that more than I do. Because that’s really moderate. That’s extreme. I’m an extremely loving and passionate man. And people who investigate me honestly, without the baggage of political correctness, ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damn nice guy. If you can find a screening process more powerful than that I’ll suck your d**k.

Nugent then turned to Glor’s female producer and said, “Or I’ll f**k you, how’s that sound?”

Nugent I think I can speak on behalf of the majority of the human race when I say “Sorry douchebag, we don;t date outside our species.”