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Shirley Phelps-Roper and Westboro to Picket “Self Righteous Hypocrite” and “Fake Christian” Kim Davis

WBC -  Roper vs. Davis

Shirley Phelps-Roper and the infamous Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket anti-gay “christian” county clerk Kim Davis at the Rowan County Courthouse in Kentucky on Monday @ 8:30 am.

From WBC’s statement:

As it happened, the Supreme Court of the United States, fulfilling their destiny, made same-sex marriage the law of the land. The duty of all mankind is to OBEY the laws of God and the laws of man.  Enter, Kim Davis. Rowan County Kentucky Clerk, with high-dollar salary and digs, she acquired, ONLY after she took an oath to uphold and defend the constitution and the laws. Kim claims that she has lived in proud sin for many years, divorcing and remarrying, not one time or two times, in fact you need a score card to keep track.  Her lawyers, being smooth talking fellows say that all that was before her call to salvation two years ago when her current mother-in-law died….These matters are not hard and unclear.  That man that Kim Davis is living with and calling her husband, IS NOT! Her husband is Dwain Wallace, who she married when she was 18-years-old. It does not matter how many years you pile on, it was adultery at the beginning and it was adultery in the middle and it is indeed adultery today!

So here we have crazy as a loon “Christian” Shirley Phelps-Roper who has a bastard child out of wedlock with WBC  calling out a quadro-married/thrice-divorced/mother-of-an-illegitimate-child/ crazy as a loon “Christian” Kim Davis a sinner …. this is just too delicious.

You know you’ve taken a turn for the surreal when the Westborough Baptist Church becomes the voice of reason.

Westboro Baptist Church: We’ll Carry On Our Crazy Train Of Evil Hate Without Fred!

WBC

“The church has no singular human leader – our head is the Lord Jesus Christ. The church currently has 8 male members who have been serving the church in the capacity of ‘elders’ for several years (this word is synonymous with ‘bishop,’ ‘pastor,’ and ‘overseer’) – all of whom minister to the members of the church, preach, and are involved in doctrine and teaching. These men were unanimously chosen by the members of the church to serve in this capacity, having evidenced the proper scriptural qualifications. The church of the Lord Jesus Christ does not rise or fall with any man – in fact, the Lord doesn’t need ANY of us. This is still a nation and world awash in sin. We will still warn you of this condition, out of our love and fear of the Lord, and out of our love for our neighbors. Here is the message of Westboro Baptist Church: God still hates fags, God still hates fag enablers and any nation that embraces that sin as an ‘innocent’ lifestyle can expect to incur the wrath of God. Repent or Perish.” – Westboro Baptist Church, (probably written by loony bastard bearing out-of-wedlock Shirley) in a statement posted to their website.

I’ll take Predictable Lunatic Ranting for $500, Alex.