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Westboro Baptist Church To Picket NASCAR Over Drivers Pro Gay Comments: “NASCAR is Racing Fag Cars”

Brad Keselowski naked

Maggie Phelps, spokesthing spokesperson for the Westboro Baptist Church (Where’s Shirley?  Pregnant with another bastard child perhaps?)  and their endless, tiresome and just plain insanely evil “God Hates Fags” says that they are planning a protest at a NASCAR race. Tueday, Phelps Tweeted. “NASCAR is racing fag cars.”

The inbred Phelps Klan has given no reason why they have chosen NASCAR.  But it seems that it may have been an interview by the gay website Queers4Gears had with NASCAR driver Brad Keselowski .  The current Sprint Cup Champion Keslowski said in the interview that there was room for an openly gay driver in the sport.  In a seperate tweet, Phelps linked to an SB   Nation/Outsports article that had picked up on the Keselowski interview, adding, “Next they’ll have a splashy fag wedding.”

NASCAR has said that they agree with what Keselowski statement about that it would be fine if there was an openly gay driver on the NASCAR circuit and will stand with their driver.


Rick Santorum Sponsors Car In the Daytona 500, Postponed Until Monday Due To “Slippery Track”

*Please note the brown marks behind the mechanics foot,  Santorum!

UPDATE: The Daytona 500 has been postponed until Monday due to a “slippery track

GOP Teabaggers Applaud Defunding Planned Parenthood, Send Death Threats To Dem Rep For Saying Pentagon Shouldn’t Sponsor NASCAR

Defund Planned Parenthood, Abolish funding for the arts, and abolish the Department of Education. But if you dare suggust taking a $7M sponsoship sticker off NASCAR vehicles, you deserve to die.

Thats what Rep. Betty McCollum (D-MN) found out after she suggested cutting the Pentagon 7 Million dollar sponsorship of NASCAR events.and recieved the above FAX .

“We alerted Capitol Police this morning after we got the fax,” Maria Reppas, communications director for McCollum, said. “We leave it to them to determine the threat level for pieces of correspondence such as this.” McCollum’s proposal seeks to ban the military from spending taxpayer money on racing sponsorships. Currently, the Army sponsors a car in the NASCAR’s Sprint Cup series to the tune of about $7 million per year. McCollum contends that money — which NASCAR says helps boost Army recruiting — is wasted. Since announcing the proposal, McCollum’s office has received more than a few calls from irate NASCAR fans upset at what they perceive as a slight against their sport. “We’ve had calls,” Bill Harper, McCollum’s Chief of Staff, told TPM. “Lots of Mississippi people, North Carolina people. We had a Florida person.” Asked what the callers say, Harper replied, “‘Get your hands off my NASCAR’, mostly.”

“Baseball, hot dogs, and apple pie” has evolved (oops, bad word ) has been recreated into “NASCAR, nooses, and fucking pie hole.”

What’s "Too Gay" Today? – Barney Frank Throws A Hissy Fit, Alexander Skarsgard,’s Face, Gay MASCAR, Cheyenne Jackson, Douchebag Ryan Leslie and MORE!

* Congressman Barney Frank who is roughly worth about $1 Million dollar, scaused a HUGE scene when he was denied a $1 senior citizen discount on his ferry fare to Fire Island.  Hey Barney! Maybe if you caused that much of a scene in The Senate we might get Equal Rights sometime soon! 

*  Only 20 Gay and Lesbian Couples have married in Portugal since the country has leagalized same sex marriage.

*  Alexander Skarsgard is the new face of Hickey Freeman. Hopefully his body will be also. 

Quers4Gears reports that The Phoenix International Raceway will be reaching out to gay NASCAR fans.  HOT DAMN!

*  Only about 10% of the Pentagon’s ‘DADT’ Surveys Have Been Returned.  Maybe , just maybe soldiers have better things to do like, um, maybe fight a war? (Let me add a senseless war.)

*  Cheyenne Jackson (pictured at left) is going to bring both BUTCH and BITCH to “GLEE” next season as he becomes the new vocal coach of  the GLEEK’s rivals Vocal Adrenaline.  Bend over and take it like a man Mr. Schuester!

*The Real World: New Orleans Ryan Leslie has issued an apology via Twitter and to GLAAD for his anti-gay and violent tweet last week. Who cares man you are still a douche.