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Madison Crawthorn Threatens Republicans and Americans. "It’s time for Dark MAGA to truly take command."

Madison Crawthorn Threatens Republicans and Americans. “It’s time for Dark MAGA to truly take command.”

Make America Dark Again” Hmm… Maybe not the best choice….

Posted today to Maddy Cawthorn’s Instagram page:

“When the establishment turned their guns on me, when the Uni-party coalesced to defeat an America First member very few people had my back. This list includes the lion share of figures that came to my defense when it was not politically profitable. These are honorable men and women who are the type of friends anyone yearns to have. “At the beginning of a change the patriot is a rare and hated man.” These are those rare and hated men/women. There are other National figures who I believe are patriots, but I am on a mission now to expose those who say and promise one thing yet legislate and work towards another, self-profiteering, globalist goal. The time for gentile politics as usual has come to an end. It’s time for the rise of the new right, it’s time for Dark MAGA to truly take command. We have an enemy to defeat, but we will never be able to defeat them until we defeat the cowardly and weak members of our own party. Their days are numbered. We are coming.

Bitch please.

“What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin’ at her rear end”. Birdie Cooan – All About Eve

GURL NO!: GOP Josh (Hee) Hawley Declares Himself Defender of Masculinity

OH MARY PLEASE!: GOP Josh (Hee) Hawley Declares Himself King and Defender of Masculinity

When I think Josh Hawley, masculinity is not the first thing that comes to mind.

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) told “Axios on HBO” he’ll make masculinity a signature political issue, because he claims “the left” is telling men: “You’re part of the problem. Your masculinity is inherently problematic. As conservatives, we’ve got to call men back to responsibility,” Hawley said. “We’ve got to say that spending your time not working, spending your time on video games, spending your time watching porn online is not good for you, your family or this country. Asked during the . Axios on HBO” interview to paint a picture of his ideal man, Hawley said: “Well, a man is a father. A man is a husband. A man is somebody who takes responsibility.

GOP Seditionist Senator Josh Hawley on Axios

George Takei on Twitter responded: “Josh Hawley making masculinity a core issue in 2022 is like me trying to play contact sports. Neither of us can pull it off without wondering if we’re okay.”

The pic below is just so butch Josh. Or should we say BITCH. (Meant in the non-misogynist gay way.)

Enjoy your Château Lafite Rothschild!

May be an image of one or more people, people standing and bottle

Trump White House Christmas Tour Concedes to Joe Biden

Trump White House Christmas Tour Concedes to Joe Biden

Via whitehouse.gov

Joy to the World!


Every December since 2017, First Lady Melania Trump filled the White House with 
holiday decorations: Christmas trees, wreaths, garland, colorful lights, gingerbread houses, and more. 2020 marks the final holiday season for the Trump White House. Volunteers from across the country will work diligently in late November to get the White House ready for the very popular public White House holiday tours.

At least someone in the White House knows what’s going on and will be put on Satna’s nice list.

Ho! Ho! Ho! (No. Not you Melania.)

Nine Inch Nails' Trent Reznor Told Ted Cruz To "Fuck Off" When He Asked To Be On Guest List

Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor Told Ted Cruz To “Fuck Off” When He Asked To Be On Guest List

Via The Hill:

Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor claimed at a Tuesday concert in Texas that he told Republican Sen. Ted Cruz to “f— off” after he asked to be put on the guest list for the show.

In video captured from the group’s concert in Dallas, Reznor can first be seen asking the crowd: “Who voted for Ted Cruz? See, the lights aren’t on, I can’t see. Is there any way to turn the lights on? I’d like to see.”

“He might be here tonight. He was bugging to get on the guest list, and I told him to f— off,” said Reznor. Reznor claimed the group placed Cruz on their guest list several years ago, but alleged that “he drank all the beer, and was just a pain in the ass to be around.”

Less is #MOAR: Laughable Turnout Shows Up for Alt-Right’s “Mother of All Rallies” on DC Mall

The alt-rights pro-Donald Trump demonstration in Washington D.C. on Saturday “The Mother of All Rallies” reportedly saw laughably pathetic turnout numbering  about 150 people including  the rally’s leaders.

The purpose of Saturday’s event was to show united support behind Donald Trump and “American culture,” and while the event’s website claimed, “We condemn racists of all colors and supremacy of all colors,” one attendee was seen wearing a shirt reading, “Guilty of being white.”

Last month, the National Park Service in Washington said it believed Saturday would turn out to one of its busiest days of the year as some 30 events were set to compete for space and attention on federal park land throughout the city. Initially organizers behind the “Mother of All Rallies” had estimated that thousands of people would descend on the nation’s capital for their event. In fact, the rally, which promoters billed as the “Woodstock of American Rallies,” was expected to be one of the day’s biggest and most noteworthy events with some 2,000 people marking themselves as “going” on the event’s Facebook page. Another 6,000 people were marked as “interested” in attending.

There were larger crowds at the National Organization for Marriages’s Summer for Marriage.

 

Losers

Blindingly White Neo-Nazi Supremacist Strips Off His Costume To Escape Protesters – Video

 

It was Saturday, and the police had finally called for everyone to clear the park. As I filmed officers opening up a blocked street, a young man ran into view, screaming for help. He wore the khaki-and-white uniform of the white nationalist group Vanguard America. He had been separated from them and was being chased by at least one protester. He ripped off his shirt and begged the crowd for mercy. He wasn’t actually into white power, you see.

Barely,” he clarified to me. As he shoved his polo shirt into a plastic bag, the fear on his face settled into a smirk. “It’s kind of a fun idea,” he explained. “Just being able to say ‘white power,’ you know?” I didn’t know. But by the look of things, the fun of shouting “white power” stopped as soon as he was threatened with the same violence his group brought to bear on others. Cut off from the pack, forced to face the consequences of his inflammatory behavior, he found escape in a costume change. – via GQ

You know, Milhouse, you are getting a little doughy.

 

Alt-Right Troll Milo Yiannopoulos More Than $2 Million in Debt

PedoCON Milo Yiannopoulos “Resigns” From Breitbart Before They Fire Him – #DeportMilo

PedoCON Milo Yiannopoulos "Resigns" From Breitbart Before They Fire Him

The Daily Beast reports:

Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos resigned on Tuesday from his tech editor position with Breitbart News following outcry over unearthed video appearing to show him defending pedophilia. “I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for [Father Michael],” he joked in one interview, while dismissing concerns about pedophilia being abuse: “It was perfectly consensual. When I was 14, I was the predator.”

Yiannopoulos on Monday was removed as a featured speaker at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) after the video went viral and board members objected to his booking. Additionally, Yiannopoulos lost his book deal with Simon & Schuster as a result of the comments. “Breitbart News has stood by me when others caved,” he wrote. “I would be wrong to allow my poor choice of words to detract from my colleagues’ important reporting, so today I am resigning from Breitbart, effective immediately.”

Karma you are one FABULASH BITCH!

 

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OMFG LOL! – KY Creation Museum/Noah’s Ark Depicts Gladiators Fighting Dinosaurs And Giants

 

HuffPo reports:

A new display going into the creationist Noah’s Ark attraction in Kentucky shows what appears to be gladiator-style fights involving humans, giants and a dinosaur. Ken Ham, founder of the group that runs the attraction, tweeted images of the new diorama on Thursday.

The dinosaur is visible in the far right of the first image, which has a giant on the left apparently about to spear a human. Ham, who believes in a strict literal interpretation of the Bible, claims the planet is roughly 6,000 years old, that humans existed alongside dinosaurs and that Noah even carried dinosaurs with him on the ark during a global flood roughly 4,300 years ago.


Holy Jeebusaurus Rex!


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Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding!

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Neo-Nazi Site Declares “Holy Crusade” Against HomoCON Milo Yiannopoulos For Claiming Alt-Right Isn’t Racist

Alt-Right HomoCON milo

Karma’s a bitch!

The Daily Stormer:

I am hereby declaring a Holy Crusade against Milo Yiannopoulos, who is the single greatest threat our movement has at this time. He is our arch-nemesis. We need to stop this kike. Deus Vult! Stormer Book Clubs have formed. The program continues to grow. Now, we have a first mission.

We are going to invade Milo’s events and confront him. If you haven’t joined an SBC: JOIN NOW. We need all the men we can get. Just go on that forum, find your local group and make a post. Look at This: It’s Already Happening. Ghoul’s Facebook meme page is already being overrun by Milo’s kikebots saying that the Alt-Right isn’t racist or anti-Semitic.

His plan is working. He is taking our brand, our symbols, and turning them against us for a neocon-Jew conservative agenda. He is rewriting our narrative, while taking everything that we have created to use for his own KIKE purposes.

We are going to be at every single event Milo holds, publicly confront him and put it on YouTube. We are going to show his people that the real Alt-Right exists and that we despise him, that the hoax Alt-Right he’s created doesn’t exist.

Get your SBC partners, or your TRS pool party mates, or go alone – and ask him questions during the Q&A, then, if you can catch him afterwards, confront him there. Film it, upload it to YouTube. If you’re worried about exposing your own identity, either film it in such a way so as you are not exposed, or blur yourself.

Well at least they don’t mention hes gay We don’t want him either.

We’ll keep you updated.