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Miss Lindsey Graham Has The Vapors Over Biden’s Speech: “Brazen Politicization” Fiddle Dee Dee

Miss Lindsey Graham Has The Vapors Over Biden’s Speech: “Brazen Politicization” Fiddle Dee Dee

Well the bitch, well the bitch, well the bitch is back!

Via Mediaite:

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) wasted no time ripping Joe Biden for his speech remembering Jan. 6, accusing the president of “brazen politicization.” Graham disagreed with the tenor of Biden’s speech, which he blasted in a tweet that somehow invoked the Taliban.

This, of course, is very different from what Graham said a year ago [clip below] on the day of the Capitol riot. The senator claimed that he was done with Trump, moments after the extraordinary violence and mayhem of that day, as Congress was about to certify the former president’s defeat.

Miss Graham: The domestic terrorist attack a year ago was “politicized” the moment it happened, so pull your petticoats out of your ass and bless your poor little non-existent heart.

Twat

GOP Closet Case Ms. Lindsey Graham Calls Impeac hment Trial Arguments “Offensive And Absurd”

GOP Closet Case Ms. Lindsey Graham Calls Impeachment Trial Arguments “Offensive And Absurd”

Via Mediaite:

Hannity repeatedly railed against the Democrats’ argument and called the trial “devoid of facts” and “any compelling evidence.”

He then brought on Graham and asked him about past heated rhetoric from Democrats, and Graham responded by saying, “I hope the defense team is watching your show.”

“The not-guilty vote is growing after today. I think most Republicans found the presentation by the House managers offensive and absurd,” Graham continued.

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FOX News Calls Patti LuPone "Homophobic" for Tweet Over Lindsey Graham Who Claims He's Straight.

FOX News Calls Patti LuPone “Homophobic” for Tweet Over Lindsey Graham Who Claims He’s Straight.

FOX News has it’s panties all in a twist and is calling Broadway legend and diva Patti LuPone “homophobic” over a tweet she made against the self-proclaimed “straight” Senator and Donald Trump’s butt-boy Lindsey Graham.

Ms. Graham who has been defending Donald Trump in recent days amid the ongoing controversy over his racist comments, as well as the “Send her back” chants at one of his rallies on Wednesday night.

“Lindsey Graham you are a disgrace,Ms. LuPone tweeted.On a personal note, why don’t you just bite the bullet and come out. You might just come to your senses.”

Now we all know that Lindsey-belle is straight. After all he says so. But this tweet send the Republi-CONS and Fox News into a tailspin frenzy and stated the false accusations that the one and only Evita herself is “homophobic” .

Now remember everyone. Lindsey Graham is straight. (To the nearest dick that is.)

I guess like Patti I am a homophobe also. Who knew?

Lindsey Graham Compares Trump Probe To A "Political Rectal Exam"

Lindsey Graham Compares Trump Probe To A “Political Rectal Exam”

Talking Points Memo

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) complained on Wednesday night that the Russia probe had subjected President Donald Trump to “two years of a political rectal exam.”

“You can say it anyway you like, but here’s the bottom line: After two years of a political rectal exam, nobody has been looked at more than Trump,” Graham said during an interview with Fox News host Sean Hannity.

“This is just political revenge,” the Republican senator continued. “It is going to blow up in their face, and I can’t wait until 2020.”

“Bottom” line. If ANYONE on Capital Hill knows about examining rectums it’s Lindsey Graham.

Ms. Lindsey Graham: People Don’t Write Checks If They Think It’s A Crime [VIDEO]

Ms. Lindsey Graham: People Don’t Write Checks If They Think It’s A Crime.

Talking Points Memo reports

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), one of President Donald Trump’s most stalwart allies, creatively dismissed Michael Cohen’s evidence that Trump signed reimbursement checks for Stormy Daniels’ hush money payments from his personal account, saying that “people don’t write checks if they think they’re involved in a crime.”


And Lindsey Graham should know.

He pays for all of his callboys in cash!

Ms. Lindsey Graham: I Don't Blame Donald Trump For Some "Nutjob Bomber"

Ms. Lindsey Graham: I Don’t Blame Donald Trump For Some “Nutjob Bomber”

Ohhhh gurl. You a mess bitch.

Via: The Washington Examiner 

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., said Thursday that some “nut job” sent suspicious packages with potential bombs to high-profile Democrats, brushing off complaints that President Trump’s pointed rhetoric is to blame.

“About the nut-job sending bombs in the mail –- Simply put, this is NOT the way we do business in America,” Graham tweeted. “I didn’t blame Bernie Sanders when a Bernie supporter shot Congressman Steve Scalise. And I’m not going to blame President Trump for this nut job.”

Ms. Lindsey no gay man with an ounce of self-respect will ever fuck you.

Sen. Lindsey Graham Declares: “I’m Not Gay” - VIDEO

Sen. Lindsey Graham Declares: “I’m Not Gay” – VIDEO

TMZ reports:

Lindsey Graham is going high in response to Chelsea Handler going low, after she claimed to out him on Twitter. We got the Senator from South Carolina Friday at Reagan National Airport, and asked him about Handler’s #NationalComingOutDay tweet.

Instead of blasting her — as many others have — Graham insisted Chelsea had every right to say whatever she wants. As he put it, it’s a free country. Graham did tell us, “To the extent that it matters, I’m not gay” — but it was definitely a measured response.

Roy Cohn wasn’t gay either.

Or Mayor Ed Koch.

Or Malcolm Forbes.

 

 

 

Ms. Lindsey Graham: People Don’t Write Checks If They Think It’s A Crime [VIDEO]

Ms. Lindsey Graham: Fiddle-dee-dee. If You Don’t Like Me Working With Trump “I don’t give a shit'”

Lifelong confirmed bachelor and closet case Republican Sen. Lindsey(belle) Graham speaking live on CNN defended the Trump administration’s loathsome policy of ripping migrant children out of the arms of their mothers saying. “If you don’t like me working with President Trump to make the world a better place, then I don’t give a shit.

 

Ms. Lindsey Graham: People Don’t Write Checks If They Think It’s A Crime [VIDEO]

Ms. Lindsey Graham: Donald Trump Should Nominate Ted Cruz To The Supreme Court – Ohhhhh Gurl!

 

Ms. Lindsey Graham: Donald Trump Should Nominate Ted Cruz To The Supreme Court - Ohhhhh Gurl!

So far in the closet she’s in the backyard Ms. Lindsey Graham the GOP’s southern belle from South Carolina has some interesting and KAPO-like opinions on who Donald Trump should appoint to the Supreme Court.

Greenville’s NBC news reports:

Sen. Lindsey Graham made a stop Friday in the Upstate. Graham attended the Veterans Day ceremony at Greenville Memorial Hospital and spoke with WYFF News 4’s Patrick Hussion about the open seat on the Supreme Court. He said President-elect Donald Trump should nominate Sen. Ted Cruz for the seat.

“I’m here to tell my Democratic colleagues that I voted for Obama’s nominees. I expect them to give Trump’s nominees a fair shake. He won this election. He will pick a conservative. I would put Ted Cruz on that list,”Graham told Hussion. The senator feels that Trump should look within the Senate when deciding on a Supreme Court nominee.

“There are some really strong people in there. And there is no stronger constitutional conservative than Ted Cruz,” Graham said. Graham warned Senate Democrats. “If they try to block this pick, they will regret it. If you don’t honor Trump’s nominee, you’re making a huge mistake,” Graham said.

Before the election Lindsey-belle Graham wanted fellow Republicans who endorsed Donald Trump to reverse their endorsements after Trump  said that Judge Gonzalo Curiel’s heritage make him unfit to preside over lawsuits against him. saying “This (Trump’s statement) is the most un-American thing from a politician since Joe McCarthy,”

Let the boot licking (and bitchslapping) begin!

 

 

#HAHA! – FOX News Banishes Mike Huckabee and Chris Christie to the Kiddie Debate Table.

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Fox Business News has announced the lineups for next week’s GOP debate and surprise, surprise.  Bible thumping Mike Huckabee and Chris “I never met a cupcake I didn’t like” Christie BOTH have been dropped from the Main Debate and moved to the kiddie table “undercard” debate of those running who have a snowballs chance in hell of snagging the nomination.

CNN reports:

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee have failed to qualify for the prime time Republican debate on November 10, making them the first top-tier candidates to be relegated to the undercard round, Fox Business Network announced Thursday. Meanwhile, former New York Governor George Pataki and South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham failed to qualify for the undercard debate, meaning they will not appear at all when Republicans gather in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, next week. Fox Business, the sponsors of the fourth GOP debate, had stipulated last month that candidates would need to average at least 2.5% in the four most recent national polls in order to qualify for the prime time debate at 9 p.m.

 Lindseybelle failed to qualify for the undercard debate? 

Whatever will Aaron Schock do with his paisley tux and what will Miss Lindsey do with her inaugural gown?