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Kellyanne Conjob: Detention Center Conditions Are Great!

Kellyanne Conjob: Detention Center Conditions Are Great!

Via The Hill:

Kellyanne Conway on Sunday defended conditions in a border detention facility she toured, saying they demonstrate what happens when “Congress gets its act together.”

“I witnessed no overcrowding, I saw lots of supplies, I saw diapers, I saw food, I saw endless supplies of water,” the White House counselor said on “Fox News Sunday,” referring to a facility she recently visited near McAllen, Texas.

“What I saw is what happens when Congress gets its act together and passes humanitarian aid,” she added

That’s exactly what the Nazis said about their concentration camps. They even went so far as to make showcase concentration camps for the Red Cross to inspect

Someone please smack that bitch already. Repeatedly.

Kellyanne Conjob: Detention Center Conditions Are Great!

Sure Jan: Kellyanne Conway Claims She Was Assaulted

CNN reports:

Kellyanne Conway says that she was grabbed and shaken by a woman while out with her teenage daughter in a Maryland restaurant late last year. In an interview with CNN, the White House counselor to President Donald Trump talked about the alleged assault for the first time publicly.

She recounted how the woman, who was later identified by authorities as a 63-year-old Maryland resident, approached her “screaming her head off” at Uncle Julio’s, a Mexican restaurant in the DC suburb of Bethesda, as Conway’s middle school-aged daughter looked on.

Conway said she called 911, though the woman had left before local police arrived. After an investigation, Mary Elizabeth Inabinett was charged in November with second-degree assault and disorderly conduct. A trial is set for March in Maryland state court.

Call us when her children are forcibly removed from her, and locked in cages in detention centers.

Kellyanne Conjob: Detention Center Conditions Are Great!

Kellyanne Conway Attacks “Pathetic” Democrats For Criticizing the NRA After Texas Mass Shooting

“There is certain reflexive and thoughtless and pretty predictable and pathetic reaction coming from lots of folks. And frankly, it usually comes from folks who, unlike Donald J. Trump, have been in office for decades and decades and decades. It also is insensitive that they will gloss right over, right past the fact that people are suffering, their lives have changed in blink of a second and they never get all the facts.

“They just know the facts right away. They know because it fits the political narrative. They can’t help themselves. When you are a hammer the whole world looks like a nail and for them everything looks like a political opportunity.” – Kellyanne Conway, speaking on Fox New’s resident douchebag Todd Starnes’ radio show.

 

Michelle Wolf Destroys Sarah Huckabee Sanders At The White House Correspondents Dinner [Video]

Michelle Wolf Destroys Sarah Huckabee Sanders At The White House Correspondents Dinner [Video]

Donald Trump once again skipped the Annual White House Correspondents Dinner (aka. Nerd Prom) which is lucky for him but bad for Sarah Huckabee Sanders who because of Trump’s absence became the main target of a particularly, wonderfully nasty performance, courtesy of a blistering, dare-ya-to-boo set by Daily Show correspondent and stand-up Michelle Wolf.

Wolf opened her act with the line: “Good evening, here we are at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner; like a porn star says when she’s about to have sex with Trump, let’s get this over with.”

 Wolf refused to pull punches just because her target was scowling from a few feet away.

“We are graced with Sarah’s presence tonight. I have to say, I’m a little starstruck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale. Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited, because I’m not really sure what we’re gonna get. you know, a press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams: ‘It’s shirts and skins, and this time don’t be such a little b*tch, Jim Acosta!’”

Pivot to Kellyanne Conway and Ivanka Trump:

“We should definitely talk about the women in the Trump administration. There’s Kellyanne Conway. Man, she has the perfect last name for what she does. Conway? It’s like if my name was Michelle Jokes Frizzy Hair Small Tits. You guys gotta stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don’t give her a platform she has nowhere to lie. It’s like that old saying, ‘If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree?’ I’m not suggesting she gets hurt, just stuck.”

“And then there’s Ivanka, she was supposed to be helpful to women. But it turns out she’s about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons.

Ivanka Trump has done nothing to satisfy women. So, like father, like daughter.”

Wolf also took the opportunity to hold the press’ feet to the fire, too, joking at one point, “Fox News is here. Ladies, you know what that means: Cover your drinks,” and viciously describing Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski’s romantic relationship as being like “when a #MeToo works out.

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner ended with Michelle Wolf saying into the mic, “Flint still doesn’t have clean water.”