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Jon Hamm's "Hamaconda" Finally Has It's Day In Court

Jon Hamm’s “HAMACONDA” Finally Has It’s Day In Court

After a long 6 year lawsuit over Jon Hamm’s “Hamaconda” a federal judge in the Southern District of New York has ruled that digital news outlet HuffPost didn’t violate copyright law when it published a photo of Jon Hamm with a black box digitally inserted over his dick in a 2014 article titled, “25 Things You Wish You Hadn’t Learned in 2013 and Must Forget in 2014. “

HuffPo lawyers argued that publishing their version of the photo was perfectly legal because it was “transformative.” HuffPo’s version contained a superimposed text box, photo caption, and a title, which together “fundamentally transformed the character and purpose of the [photograph’s] use.”

U.S. District Judge Ronnie Abrams agreed:

Here too, the photograph was used to illustrate what all the fuss is about, namely Hamm’s ‘privates’ and the public’s fixation with them,” the judge wrote.

Unlike the original Photograph, which Plaintiff claims had the objective purpose of “illustrat[ing] what Jon Hamm looks like wearing trousers in public while he walks down the street, ostensibly without any underwear,” Oath’s use of the Photograph served the dual purpose of mocking both Hamm and those who found the Photograph newsworthy in the first instance. The text box with the words “IMAGE LOADING” in all caps—a play on words that alludes to both the nature of digital technology and the body part at issue—suggests that Oath is making fun of Hamm, not merely “illustrating” his appearance.

Judge Abrams also inserted some shade at HuffPost in her ruling, noting that the article, listed multiple times as “25 Things You Wish You Hadn’t Learned in 2013 and Must Forget in 2014,” may or may not qualify as “news,” but it doesn’t really matter either way.

It must be noted that the lawsuit against HuffPo was not made by Jon Hamm but by the original photographer New York-based Lawrence Schwartzwald who sold the original photo to the Huffington Post.

And in case you’ve forgotten……..

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WOOF! – Jon Hamm’s Massive Member Causing the Battle of the Bulge on the Set of Mad Men

John HammVia NYDN Confidential:

An AMC insider tells Confidenti@l that during filming of the sixth season of the hit show Mad Men — when the ’60s-style clothing was a tight fit — Hamm was politely instructed by a staffer at the network to please wear underwear while shooting his scenes.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source tells us. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

“His privates are the inside joke. (Hamm) knows what he’s got. Imagine how distracting that would be on the side of a bus or building.”

Oh yeah.  I can imagine……….

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WATCH The EMMY 2010 Opening Number "Born To Run" ala’ GLEE – BEST OPENING NUMBER EVER! (Sorry NPH)

Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, The Kids From “GLEE” Jane Lynch, Joel McHale, Jon Hamm shaking his botty, Tim Gunn, Randy Jackson and Betty White!  WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK!

WATCH James Franco and Jon Hamm in the "Official" HOWL Trailer

“HOWL” is drama centered on the obscenity trial Allen Ginsberg, (played by my dream freak geek James Franco ) faced after the publication of his poem, Howl and how the young poet’s work broke down societal barriers in the face of an infamous public obscenity trial. In his famously confessional style, Ginsberg — poet, counter-culture icon, and chronicler of the Beat Generation — recounts the road trips, love affairs, and search for personal liberation that led to HOWL, the most timeless work of his career. HOWL interweaves three stories: the unfolding of the landmark 1957 obscenity trial; an imaginative animated ride through the prophetic masterpiece; and a unique portrait of a man who found new ways to express himself, and in doing so, changed his own life and galvanized a generation.

HOWL is written and directed by Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman HOWL also stars, David Strathairn, Jon Hamm, Bob Balaban, Alessandro Nivola, Treat Williams, with Mary-Louise Parker and Jeff Daniels.

SNL (Jon) Hamm’s It Up With A Skit About Scott (Cosmo) Brown Making A Lasting Impression On Pelosi, Boxer, Frank and Reid On Capitol Hill (Video)

Here’s the setup: democratic leaders—Nancy Pelosi, Robert Byrd, Barbara Boxer and Barney Frank—are meeting with Harry Reid in his office to discuss how they can get their party back on track following recent setbacks. That’s when Brown comes in by accident, saying that he was looking for another room. After he leaves, though, his presence lives on in the fantasies of those who remain—one by one.
2:25 AM ET: Apparently, Brown doesn’t like to waste time—he’s already issued a response to the sketch to the National Review Online. Here’s what Brown had to say.
Brown smiled as he watched it. “Thank goodness I like a good laugh,” he tells National Review Online. “That was pretty funny. I wish I could host SNL some day. I’ve been watching it since I was young. Jon Hamm is great.” But what about Hamm’s Boston accent? “He did a great job,” says Brown. “He doesn’t really sound like me, but it was very funny.”

Poor Scott Brown — all you do is show your PUBIC HAIR in Cosmo and people treat you like a sex object. It ain’t right!  Marriage equality — basic civil rights — is not OK with him, but being jerkoff material in the grocery store checkout lanes is just swell!  Same goes for dethroned Republican boytoy of the month Arron Schock.  He must be sooooo jealous.

Joe Francis Presents:  Republicans Gone Wild! Now on DVD!