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Gays Are Possessed By “Fart Demons” Says New Hampshire Ministry Founder. (Well That Stinks)

Bert Farias

Bert Fart-ias Farias (pictured), founder of Holy Fire Ministries of Windham, NH believes that all gay people are possessed by demons.  Not the Linda Blair in the Exorcist Pazuzu kind of demon.  But “fart demons.”

Yes you read that right, fart demons.

Farias  claims that in choosing to be gay, a person chooses to engage in “unclean demonic practices.” Once that happens, they become possessed by “putrid-smelling” demons so stinky they can drive pigs to suicide!.

“Homosexuality is actually a demon spirit. It is such a putrid smelling demon that other demons don’t even like to hang around it.”

There is an account in the Bible where Jesus casts out 2,000 demons out of a man. The demons came out screaming and begged Jesus to send them into the pigs. The pigs didn’t want them, so they ran down a steep hill and were drowned in the sea.

Pigs have more sense than some humans. People embrace homosexual demons, but the pigs would rather die than be possessed with demon.  A genuine prophet of God told me that the Lord allowed him to smell this demon spirit, and he got sick to his stomach.

Allow me to school you in Basic Sex 101. If being gay was natural, two men or two women could produce a baby, but they can’t. Their sexual reproductive organs do not complement each other therefore making it impossible for them to procreate. It can never be natural for two men or two women to get married and live together. Our culture’s acceptance and celebration of gay behavior will never make it right. Wrong is wrong no matter how many people are for it. And right is right no matter how many people are against it. Homosexuality is not new. It’s been around for thousands of years. It’s as old as the devil himself. “

Farias begs gay people to “not get upset with me” about his smelly new theory. “[You] will see that I am actually trying to help you,” he assured them

Farias also warned that the growing acceptance of homosexuality in the United States is a sign from the man upstairs that our society is in “the last stages of decay” and that there will be severe “destructive physical, emotional, and spiritual consequences.”

And here I thought “the last stages of decay” in our society was another movie remake of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Silly me.

*FART*

Source: Right Wing Watch

Over 100 “Religious Leaders” Petition Obama To Put Religious Exemption In Upcoming LGBT Executive Order

exec orderWhile everyone is waiting to see if President Obama and the White House will add a “religious exemption” in a pending executive order which aims to protect LGBT government contract workers from discrimination.  About 120 so called “religious leaders” including: Rev. Samuel Rodriguez, president of the National Christian Hispanic Leadership Conference; Joel Hunter, senior pastor of Northland-A Church Distributed; and Franklin Graham, president and CEO of The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association have signed a letter circulated by the Institutional Religious Freedom Alliance (aka. the anti-gay Alliance Defense Fund) , to add a religious exemption to the pending order and also recommends the religious freedom protections that the Senate accepted in November 2013’s Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA) bill (which is extremely broad) is not good enough and have asked for additional protections. The letter, in part states that religious organizations that contract with the government to provide such services as overseas relief and development with USAID will be harmed by the EO.

“Often are the best-qualified applicants for federal contracts or subcontracts. It would be counterproductive to bar them from offering their services to the federal government simply because of their legally protected religious convictions; it would be wrong to require them to violate those legally protected convictions in order to be eligible to receive federal contracts. Their exclusion from federal contracting would be diametrically opposed to the Administration’s commitment to having ‘all hands on deck’ in the fight against poverty and other dire social problems.”

In 2008 President Obama campaigned against the Bush-era discrimination policy, that allowed faith based services to receive federal monies and contracts. Said Obama: “If you get a federal grant, you can’t use that grant money to proselytize to the people you help and you can’t discriminate against them — or against the people you hire — on the basis of their religion.” Now the question is. will President Obama keep his campaign promise and not allow discrimination, bigotry and hate to hide under the banner of “religion”

Idaho Restaurant Refuses To Sell Pepsi and MillerCoors Products: “LGBT Rights Just Ain’t Christian”

Oh the hilarity. (And stupidity)

The Waha Bar & Grill in locared in a small rural town in Idaho has decided to stand up for their “christian” convictions and no longer serve Pepsi or MillerCoors products because those companies have ‘ ties to the National Gay  and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce and promote LGBT rights” and because “it just ain’t christian.”

The National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce is an entity that collects  money from major corporations to further promote policies for the gays,  lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders, and as Christians, we don’t support that,”  said owner Mike Fuller adding that he and  his wife  they would bring back the products if the  corporations changed their tune on LGBT rights.  (Because the loss of  $20 bucks a day is going to change PepsiCo’s mind.)

Surprisingly MillerCoors responded to the couple stating:

MillerCoors has a strong track record of supporting the diversity of our  employees as well as the communities in which we work and live. Due to the  diversity and breadth of our consumers and because we believe in supporting the  many communities we serve, we support myriad organizations across the country.  The National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce is one of many organizations we  are proud to support,”

In the meantime Mike and Mari Fuller state that they don’t care if they lose business over the boycott which is a not-so-brave stance from a business that’s located in some backwater homophobic rural community and that they will still continue to sell products from Coca-Cola and Budweiser.  Both of which incidentally also work with the NGLCC but Mike and Mari Fuller are just too stupid to realize it.

Watch the report below and laugh!