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James Franco In Talks To Play Self Loathing Ex-Gay Activist Michael Glatze In Gus Van Stat Biopic

James Franco

James Franco is in talks to star in Gus Van Stats upcoming biopic based on the life of gay activist turned ex-gay nutsy religious zealot wacko devotee, Michael Glatze.

Glatz who was at one time the was an award winning gay rights activist and editor of Young Gay America, Glatze found “God” and then claimed that his homosexuality came to him “because I was already weak”. He attributes his sexual “confusion” to the death of his father when he was 13, and his mother when he was 19. He was 14 when he decided he was gay, and 20 when he came out publicly.

In 2004, he launched YGA as a “virtuous counterpart” to adult-oriented gay magazines.

Glatze says he eventually drew his own conclusions about the movement he was leading, which he now says was “a movement of sin and corruption”. He left YGA magazine with the parting words “Homosexuality is death, and I choose life,” left on his computer screen for his colleagues to see. He says that coming out from under the influence of the “homosexual mindset was the most liberating, beautiful and astonishing thing I’ve ever experienced in my entire life.”

The reformed Glatze leaves us under no illusions about his current position on homosexuality:

Gus Van Sant (Good Will HuntingMilk) is on board to produce the $3.5 million movie with shooting scheduled to begin in New York this July, reports the New York Post. 

“Abnormal means “that which hurts us, hurts normal.” Homosexuality takes us out of our normal state, of being perfectly united in all things, and divides us, causing us to forever pine for an outside physical object that we can never possess. Homosexual people – like all people – yearn for the mythical true love, which does actually exist. The problem with homosexuality is that true love only comes when we have nothing preventing us from letting it shine forth from within. We cannot fully be ourselves when our minds are trapped in a cycle and group-mentality of sanctioned, protected and celebrated lust.”

“I was repulsive for quite some time; I am still dealing with all of my guilt. … Now I know that homosexuality is lust and pornography wrapped into one. I’ll never let anybody try to convince me otherwise, no matter how slick their tongues or how sad their story. I have seen it. I know the truth”

Why Van Stat picked this particular self-loathing  ex-gay  racist douchebag to make a movie about is unknown.

Note to Glatze:  You are still repulsive.

Amazon.com FAIL! – Linda Harvey’s Dangerous Book “Maybe He’s Not Gay” Back On Sale At Amazon

Amazon hate group

Linda Harvey’s extremely dangerous and harmful Kindle book to LGBT at risk youth “Maybe He’s Not Gay” returned to Amazon on Friday, along with a dozen new fake 5-star reviews.

Two weeks  ago I contacted Amazon.com to complain about the book and filled them in on Linda Harvey’s hate group leader status, her past hateful and extreme anti-LGBT propaganda and and how potentially dangerous this book was to LGBT children. In 2012,  The Southern Poverty Law center designated Harvey’s group Mission; America a hate group, based on the on their extremist fringe anti-LGBT stance.

I received an email from Amazon.com saying that they would remove the title from its library.

Thanks for bringing this to our attention. 

I’d love to forward your email to our Catalog Team to remove the book from our website, but I couldn’t find the exact book in our website. Please write back with the following information to locate the item on our website so that we can contact our Catalog Team.

Anitha M.

After sending Amazon.com the information requested and the link, 4 hours later Linda Harvey’s book was removed from the catalog.
Two days after the book was removed Linda Harvey claimed that SHE had the book withdrawn the book from the site because evil gay bloggers like me who were encouraging bad reviews from people who hadn’t even read it.

On the third day following the removal  I received the following email from Brittany Turner who works for Amazon.com’s PR team.

Hi Will,

I work on the Amazon PR team, and saw your post on Back2Stonewall titled “Hate Group Leader Linda Harvey’s Book “Maybe He’s Not Gay” Pulled From Amazon.com.  I wanted to let you know that the publisher removed the book from sale.   Can you please correct your story to reflect this.

Brittany Turner | Public Relations | Amazon.com
turnerb@amazon.com

Obviously I did not change the story.  Instead I wrote back to Ms. Turner and asked why, if Harvey’s publisher, Penrhyn Press, pulled her book did I receive an email stating that the book would be pulled.  I also asked for a statement from Amazon.com  regarding the selling of a potentially dangerous book to LGBT youth from an officially recognized fringe anti-gay hate group leader.

Now three follow-up emails to Amazon and I still have not received answer.

Here is a review of Harvey’s book by 

As she introduces the book, Harvey describes homosexuality as “an emperor without clothes,” claiming repeatedly that gay people’s “feelings” (I can just hear her saying it in a mocking voice) are totally misguided and don’t actually reflect facts or represent the “truth” — which is, apparently, that nobody can be gay.

The “factual” pillars she believes we’re violating are that being gay hasn’t been proven to be genetic and that there are “risks” associated with homosexuality — as you may have guessed, she throws around lots of outdated data and incorrect stereotypes about HIV/AIDS. (Chapter 4 is called “Friends Don’t Let Friends Be Gay,” and it’s all about gay sex. Which religious conservatives seems rather obsessed with…)

Here’s a pseudo-thesis statement:

If it’s not genetic and some people think there are some real risks and problems with homosexuality … then why can’t there be reasonable discussions about it? Wouldn’t that be reasonable, compassionate and… tolerant??? Maybe being gay isn’t “who they are.” Maybe their feelings have just had a head-on collision with facts.

She makes the argument that “our ancestors” throughout history opposed homosexuality, and she gets really tripped up trying to decide whether or not homosexuality is genetic, i.e. fixed at birth and unchangeable.

If there’s no reliable research supporting the claim that being gay is inborn — then why can’t we still allow open discussions in our schools, universities, legislatures? Can an opposing opinion still be allowed without name-calling? Without people being called hateful, bigoted, intolerant? Without fines, job loss, public humiliation? (Yes, those things are happening!) Can we listen to other voices on this issue, in an attempt to find the truth? And if we aren’t willing to do so, what does that say about us?

The part of this that made me start to hyperventilate is when she compared homosexuality to skipping class, being overweight, cheating on exams, cheating on a spouse, or even developing an eating disorder: all behaviors she considers “not genetic, high-risk, and changeable.”

(There are so many problems with this logic. So. Many.)

But that’s the argument she uses to claim that homosexuality is probably not inborn, but merely a bad choice that some people make and can be counseled out of. Take a look:

Some girls — even a few boys — develop eating disorders. Why? What in the world could make a person intentionally starve herself? One would think, since this is so obviously a bad idea, that all you have to do is point out this fact to an otherwise smart person, and they’ll snap out of it — right? But it turns out, it’s not that simple. Sometimes it takes years of counseling to get a person to eat. Think about that. To get a person to eat, the most basic human desire we have. And in the meantime, serious damage can be happening to her skin, hair, heart and other organs. Why do we not think people could be deeply deceived — emotionally — about other things? Things like their perceptions about who they are attracted to? Things like sex and gender identity?

Next up, Harvey claims that accepting homosexuality will “shake the foundations of human culture.” And that it’s already happening! (The horror!) She offers a long list of the horrible, horrible consequences of greater acceptance of LGBT folks. While the list is too long to post in its entirety, here are some of the gems:

  • Someone may confess a gay “crush” on you, whether or not you have any interest, and if you aren’t polite, even if they are quite aggressive, you may be accused of bigotry and discrimination. In fact, being repulsed by a gay person’s pursuit of you will no longer be an acceptable reaction. You won’t have a choice — it won’t be “cool” and it may also go against the school or company rules on discrimination and you will become the “bad guy” who is expelled or fired.
  • You may get a summer job where you are in contact with practicing homosexuals, and you may be forced to listen to them describe their homosexual relationships, even if you don’t want to. Complaining may result in a charge of discrimination, a demotion or even being fired.
  • Same sex marriage will become legal and you will be expected to attend and applaud these weddings, and to introduce partners to your family and friends.
  • It will become illegal to say anything against homosexuality even in church or even to your own children.
  • You may belong to a health plan where the doctor or counselor assigned to you is homosexual and also the same sex as you. If that makes you feel uncomfortable during physical exams, too bad.
  • No one will be allowed to joke about men who want to wear dresses or women who have beards, and restrooms and locker rooms will be non-gendered.

She also whines that acceptance of homosexuality will lead kids to start wondering about sex, and having sex earlier, and that we’ll all have to accept it. Wrong, wrong, wrong. If your child sees a same-sex couple and their first question is how that couple has sex, you need to have another conversation entirely.

The kicker comes in the third chapter: “Why No One Is Born Gay.”

Homosexuality is really a rebellion against the norm, against most or all norms. It’s one type of behavior that some people today are saying should be explored by anyone who wants to. And the person doesn’t have to call himself or herself a homosexual.  It’s called “fluid” sexual behavior and feelings, or being “queer.” That’s not my word, but theirs. That is, go into the homosexual life if a person wants, or heterosexuality, or bisexuality. Change genders or have an undefined gender, or do whatever you want, whenever you want. This is what is being promoted. Not long ago, such recklessness would have been unheard of and considered what it quite logically is: a recipe for personal chaos and disaster. Others are proposing widespread acceptance of bizarre practices like sex between people and animals, or sado-masochism, which combines violence and sex. Finally, some people believe that the criminal penalties that exist for sex between adults and minors should be eliminated, and that even children should have sex.More chaos, damage and disaster.

Harvey says that “hundreds” of organizations in the U.S. can help gay people work through their feelings and turn straight, and that plenty of “converted homosexuals” will tell you that it really works. Never mind that the most prominent ex-gay organization Exodus International shut its doors and its president said homosexuality is unchangeable — Harvey says he’s not a good representative of the ex-gay movement because “there seems to be a lot of confusion going on in his life.”

Later, she defends parents who kick their gay children out of their homes. She suggests that children whose parents don’t try to shield them from homosexuality will commit suicide. She says that it’s the responsibility of churches to try to warn people about homosexuality. She suggests that gay teenagers are the victims of broken homes or sexual abuse. She waxes poetic on Sodom and Gomorrah. And finally, she says that God is the answer to a troubled life of homosexuality.

This is the book that Amazon.com finds acceptable and is allowing to be sold on its website

Right now I don’t know who is more disgusting.  Linda Harvey or Amazon.com

Meet David Pruden The NEW Commandant of the Gay Torture Organization Called NARTH – Video

NARTH

Meet David Pruden M.A the new Director of NARTH (The National Association for Research & Therapy of Homosexuality) a self described “non-profit, educational organization dedicated to affirming a complementary, male-female model of gender and sexuality

NARTH explains in their mission statement “clients have the right to claim a gay identity, or to diminish their homosexuality and to develop their heterosexual potential.” They claim to attain this through years of reparative therapy, (also used interchangeably with the terms conversion therapy and sexual brokenness) a practice the American Psychiatric Association says can “lead to depression, anxiety and self destructive behavior, may reinforce self hatred and suicide.”

David Pruden, is the former executive director of Salt Lake City-based Evergreen International.

A former member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, describes his experience of Mormon conversion therapy at  Evergreen International under Prudens leadership and calls it a “sucide mill”

He states:

Of the 15 men that were with me [in the Evergreen program] in the Denver area, one third of those men committed suicide. … The success statistics in Evergreen are based on how many people are still going to the meetings. They don’t care if you’re feeling better. Success is if you’re still going to church, you’re paying your tithing … you haven’t divorced your wife.

In 2010, George Rekers, a psychologist and  scientific adviser to NARTH, was photographed at Miami International Airport with a 20-year-old male prostitute who had accompanied him on a 10-day European vacation. Rekers insisted he had hired the man, who advertised his services on Rentboy.com, merely to carry his luggage. The man disagreed. He told reporters he had given Rekers daily nude massages that included genital contact.

Conmen, grifters, and murderers the lot of them.

D-List Born Again “Christian” HACTOR Stephen Baldwin To Headline Ex-Gay Conference

Stephen Baldwin

D -List “actor” and born against “christian” Stephen Baldwin will be appearing at the Z-list anti-gay “Rising From The Ashes” ex-gay conference presented by the Hope for Wholeness Network from Oct. 31 to Nov. 2 in Greenville, S.C.

The event will also feature ex-gay therapist Joe Dallas, who is the founder of the “Truth Ministry.”

On the Truth Ministry website, Game says he “shares the causes and treatment of same-sex attraction with his own experience as a person who struggled with homosexuality. When he was younger, he lived as a gay man for three (whole) years.”

Dallas is active in opposing what he sees as the gay agenda[claiming “I’m not sure we can defeat the pro-gay lobby or prevent their goals from being achieved. But win or lose, I don’t want to stand before God and say I did nothing when I had the opportunity to fight.”

Dallas has encouraged Exodus International to oppose measures outlawing discrimination based on sexual orientation. He served for three years as Chair of the Exodus International Board of Directors (which just closed after 38 years and apologizing  to the gay community the organization’s promotion of efforts to change a person’s sexual orientation) 

As for Stephen Baldwin headkining the “ex-gay” event.  Stephen is there something you’d like to tell us girlfriend?

Liberty Counsel’s Mat Staver To Receive “Ex-Gay” Award (I Wonder If His Wife Knows?)

Mat Staver ex-gay

Oh these jokes just write themselves.

Liberty Counsel head and currently under RICO investigation Matt Staver will become the first recipient of an ex-gay award presented by Christopher (I’m still really gay) Doyle’s Voice of the Voiceless (VoV) 2013 First Annual Ex-Gay Awareness Dinner and Reception being held in a hush husk location in Washington, D.C. that will only be disclosed upon registration for the event because of “harassment and threats.” *snort*

“We are thrilled to honor Dean Staver at the First Annual Ex-Gay Pride Celebration. He has been a champion in defending the freedoms of clients who pursue counseling to overcome unwanted same-sex attractions (SSA) and has tirelessly advocated for their God-given right of self-determination and Constitutional rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I can’t think of a better person to receive this award!”

“Voice of the Voiceless” more like “Dicks for the Dickless.”

I predict that the men’s room traffic at this event will be overwhelming.

 

“Ex-Gay” Homophobe Robert Oscar Lopez Plays The Race Card Over Donnie McClurkin

Robert Oscar Lopez

For those of you who don’t know who Robert Oscar Lopez is.  Lopez is an ‘ex-gay’ bisexual who blames his adult social dysfunction on having been raised by a lesbian mom and whose ramblings are being widely used on the anti-gay circuit.  Lopez’s so-called “testimonies” have been used by NOM and the American Family Association to claim that gay parenting is inherently related to child abuse,

Lopez switches gears this week to take up the case of gospel singer Donnie McClurkin  who was cut from a Martin Luther King Jr. memorial concert over his anti-gay comments  Lopez uses the race card as an excuse in a long and almost incoherent rambling in the American Stinker Thinker claiming that the “mean gays” had him pulled  because of his “black Christian” beliefs.

“The most blatant contempt toward black Americans I’ve seen recently has come from none other than the organized leadership of the LGBT lobby.

 Donnie McClurkin, an award-winning musician, was supposed to perform at the fiftieth anniversary of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s march on Washington.  McClurkin is a black Christian who has come forward with an inspiring life story.  He was molested as a boy and developed homosexual behaviors, possibly as a result of the trauma.  Later his faith helped him to overcome his homosexual desires and live a more biblical life. 

Under pressure from gay power activists in Washington such as Phil Pannel, the mayor of Washington, D.C., Vincent Gray, decided to drop McClurkin from the concert.  McClurkin was humiliated.  LGBT activists felt that someone who had called homosexuality a “sin” could not perform at a concert commemorating the life and work of a black Christian reverend. [snip]

What is the ideology of the LGBT lobby, by the way?  And why does it seem to clash so incessantly with the views of black people, who are — with the notable exception of Jason Collins, Barack Obama, and Obama’s die-hard followers — unimpressed with the comparison between their lives and the claims of the LGBT lobby?

People who love the same sex come with many different agendas and experiences.  The peculiar ideology of the LGBT lobby, however, seems fashioned perfectly to inflame the rage and resistance of African-Americans.  First, the ideology is based on biological determinism.  The repeated appeals to the Fourteenth Amendment depend upon the notion that homosexuals are born with their orientation in the same way black people are born with dark skin.  This isn’t the most inviting way to start a comparison: “Hi, I’m a guy who loves playing with other men’s genitals, and that’s just like you being black!”

 There is an added dimension to this dangerous form of essentialism, however.  The LGBT lobby is driven by the belief that people whom they classify as “born homosexuals” must engage in the actual acts of sexual gratification with the same sex, or there is something wrong with them.  Within this logic, it is impossible to go from homosexual activity to non-homosexual activity.  So convinced are LGBT activists of this rejection of free will and self-control that they have moved to make it illegal in California, New Jersey, and Massachusetts for counselors to help minors cease or avoid sexual activities with the same sex.

 The LGBT lobby also demands that same-sex couples have the right to be parents.  Here is where the movement becomes utterly irreconcilable with black history, regardless of how much Melissa Harris-Perry may enjoy her repartee with Thomas Roberts.  For same-sex couples to become parents, they must purchase children.  They won’t call it that, of course.  But buying sperm from a sperm-bank or renting a woman’s womb both entail the exchange of money for ownership of a child.  The state is then embroiled in the arrangement as an enforcer of the contract, compelling the child and third parties to respect the authority of two adults, one or both of whom are unrelated to the child, and both of whom came into possession of a dependent human being through money.  (Those high incomes that Crystal Dixon pointed out among gay couples come in handy.)

 How does this sound for a race of people who came out of slavery?  Do you think it makes sense to tell black people, who were treated as chattel and stereotyped as savages incapable of self-control, that they ought to jump on board?”

Of course no where in Lopez’s rambling article does he state that he is an “ex-gay” with mental issues and a personal agenda.  But what’s really disturbing is how quickly he has become a mouthpiece for the anti-gay crowd and how elected anti-gay officials seem to be giving him a venue for all his dangerous dysfunction.

Ha-ha! Family Research Council Cancels July As Ex-Gay Pride Month

Ex Gay Pride Cancelled

 

Self-loathing closet case  Christopher Doyle of  Voice Of The Voiceless, has announced that  the FRC sponsored  “Ex-Gay” Pride Month in July has been cancelled to the despair of ten’s of bigots

“Due to some anti-ex-gay extremism that has occurred since we first announced Ex-Gay Pride 2013, the July 31 Lobbying Day on Capitol Hill and Evening Dinner/Reception at the Family Research Council has had to be moved and postponed to an undisclosed location in September. The harassment has caused several security threats which has forced us to change plans, and that is unfortunate. However, we are committed to holding an alternate event in late July as well as supporting some other initiatives that our allies and fellow ex-gays are planning for July. These events are still in development and will not be announced until late next week. For all of our supporters that have made travel plans to attend the July 31 event, we sincerely apologize for having to change plans, but we thought it was in the best interest to ensure the safety and security of all participants and speakers.

“On the bright side, this harassment and anti-ex-gay extremism has reminded us just how intolerant some individuals and organizations are about the existence of ex-gays and former homosexuals. So much so, that we believe it is necessary not only to hold events in July for Ex-Gay Pride, but also to declare September as the First Annual Ex-Gay Awareness Month. Ex-Gay Awareness Month in September will be a time to reflect on the discrimination and marginalization that former homosexuals and ex-gays experience in the public at large. It will also provide some much needed exposure to students in secondary schools and colleges across the country to learn about the plights, challenges, and tribulations facing ex-gays in our culture.”

Pffft “… moved to an undisclosed location.”

I wonder which Chik-fil-A they’ll chose to have it at?

 

 

“Criminal Minds” Exposes Ex-Gay Therapy In Serial Killer Storyline, Hate Groups Lose Their Minds

Criminal Minds

This past week’s episode of Criminal Minds, the long running CBS crime show featured a storyline about a killer who was forced to undergo abusive “ex-gay conversion therapy.” and in doing so has exposed the dangerous crackpot therapy to its 10.6 million viewers

Hate group leaders such as Linda Harvey of Mission America. Mat Staver of the currently under Federal RICO investigation Liberty Counsel and the “Queen” of self loathing “ex-gay” crackpots Greg Quinlan the President of PFOX (Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays)  are simply irate that CBS has exposed the harmful and abusive therapy to millions of Americans are crying, gnashing thier teeth and sttamping thier hateful little feet.

GREG QUINLANPresident of PFOX (Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays)

They are so afraid of people discovering their sexuality and realizing that no  one is born a homosexual and learning that they can actually change if they want  to it is for this reason that they preach against us with such hate and venom,  attacking us for exercising our right of self-determination.

It is obvious that the ex-gay movement has become such a threat to the  homosexual agenda that their allies in the media and entertainment industry now  feel they have to work so diligently to discredit us,” said Quinlan. “Why is  this so high on their agenda? Is CBS now so desperate to try to get any kind of  market share in primetime that they have to go this route?

MAT STAVERLiberty Counsel:

“It is shocking that they would be so blatant and so insensitive to simply  disregard the reality of what takes place during this change therapy. [snip] “It’s no different from marriage therapy. It all revolves around talking and  listening to the client while trying to find out what their objectives and goals  are.  The client has the right to set their own counseling  objectives and the counselor attempts to help them reach those objectives. It’s  the same type of counseling a person would receive if they were struggling with  infidelity or depression because they had just lost their job or lost a loved  one.”

LINDA HARVEYMission America:

“There is absolutely no evidence behind the premise of the show. It is total and  complete propaganda.  Not only is it discriminating against these  individuals, they slam everyone who is attempting to overcome these feelings  even though there is no evidence that these feelings are inborn and say your  opinions on the issue don’t matter.

The homosexual lobby and its supporters are now deciding there is a desperate  need to discredit people who want to partake in conversion therapy.  It’s beyond jaw-dropping how full of lies this episode is. It is harmful,  insulting and people need to call the network demanding an apology to the  Christian community and all of the ex-homosexuals out of there who’ve  successfully left this lifestyle.  If they’re going to do a show on  this, they need to also do a show on the harm done by groups like PFLAG and  others who were pushing children into the homosexual lifestyle”

Whaaaa Whaaa Whaaaaambulance for three?



H/T to Joe My God

“Ex-Gay” Group PFOX Files DOMA Brief Citing Horrific Childrens Book About Child Molestation

Lifelong self loathing closet-case Greg Quinlan and his group Parents & Friends Of Ex-Gays (PFOX) have filed a Supreme Court brief against the overturn of DOMA. molestation.

 Joe Jervis of Joe My God:

PFOX goes on to cite NARTH, whose co-founder was busted for hiring lithe young Latino prostitutes, and JONAH, who is being sued for asking male clients to expose their genitals and grope themselves in order to “get in touch with their masculinity.” Also cited is “ex-gay counselor” Richard Cohen, who asks clients to beat a pillow with a tennis racket while screaming, “Why, Mommy? Why did you make me gay?”

Also PFOX  cites  that nobody is born gay, and  that gays and lesbians should not be a “protected class” under the law because homosexuality “is not an immutable characteristic.” As evidence, it presents the stories of four self-proclaimed “ex-gays” that purportedly show that “sexual orientation can shift over time and does so for a significant number of people.” and blame the  “gayness” of  person on child molestation citing  Richard Cohen’s book Alfie’s Home, the most horrifically disturbing children’s book that anyones ever seen.

Alfies Home

 

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Alfies Home 3

 

Alfies Home 4

 

Low Rent “Saved Ex-Gay Porn Star” Says That Butt Sex “Releases Demonic Entities.”

Butt Demons

Meet Joesph Sciambra a low rent gay video jerk-off model from the 90’s who found jesus and non describes himself as an “ex-gay porn” star.

From his bio:

One day, a friend told me about an amateur pornographer who paid guys to
masturbate in front of his camera. I thought the idea rather tame, but I gave it
a try. The adoration and praise that I received, if only from a third rate-porn
pusher, was intoxicating. From there, I entered the universe of BDSM (bondage,
discipline, and sado-masochism.) To keep my interest, I needed something more
hard-core. Other men recorded our dungeon rituals. Then watching porn was a much more involved affair. You could not just click your finger, you had to actually
get into your car and buy the stuff or order it through the mail. Back when I
was in porn, pornography, especially gay porn, was a more inclusive and cultish
affair. I was a part of the coven. From that point, I couldn’t stop. I felt
myself always falling further and further downwards. I wanted some meaning in my life. Foolishly, I thought I found what I was yearning for in the occult. It
started by dabbling in the New Age, that progressed to pagan ceremonies and
eventually satanism. It fit neatly with the quasi-religious practices and
symbolism that was everywhere in the gay culture: the sex act was the new
sacrament. My new obsession gave me a fleeting sense of power, but everything
only got worse.

Well now that Mr. SCAMbra is full of the holy spirit and insanity he is saying  that anal sex “releases demonic entities.” in a video confessional about his butt-fucking days in their Jebus t-shirt shop using the creepiest future serial killer voice and body language ever.

SCAMbria I have your solution to his demons right here.

Gas-X, more fruit, and more fiber.

H/T Joe My God