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Elton John Spins His Upcoming Russian Concert: I Am Doing It For Gay Russians

Elton John

UGH!

In a recent interview to The Guardian in hopes of derailing the ever growing backlash against his upcoming Russian concert, Elton John shamelessly tried to spin his appearance by sating that he’s going to play Moscow despite all boycotts because he “can’t leave those people on their own without going over there and supporting them.”

“I’m supposed to be going to Moscow in December,” he says. “I’ve got to go. And I’ve got to think about what I’m going to say very carefully. There’s two avenues of thought: do you stop everyone going, ban all the artists coming in from Russia? But then you’re really leaving the men and women who are gay and suffering under the anti-gay laws in an isolated situation. As a gay man, I can’t leave those people on their own without going over there and supporting them. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but I’ve got to go.”

Shameless.

I think it would be say that since he’s NOT doing a free concert to show that his motivation is truly for supporting the LGBT  people of Russia that his real intention is to pad his enormous pocketbook.

Tghe only people Sir Elton is supporting is himself.

But what can one expect from someone who could justify singing at homophobe Rush Limbaugh’s latest wedding and who performed repeatedly in South Africa during the height of the apartheid era.

Elton John would sell his mother for a quid.

Oh and by the way Elton, all your music has sucked since Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboys.

Elton John Wants Justin Timberlake! (To Play Him In His Upcoming Biopic That Is)

In a recent interview with the Los Angeles Times Elton John talked about the making of an upcoming Elton biopic of his life being made and that it would it will be a “jukebox musical in earnest.”

“It’s going to be a surreal look at my life, and not just a factual look at my life, more in the manner of a Moulin Rouge!” said the singer, who commissioned Billy Elliot writer Lee Hall to pen the script. “I just don’t want it to be a normal biopic because my life hasn’t been like that.”

And who exactly does Ms Elton want playing herself? 

I’ve got a wish list of people, No. 1 on my wish list is Justin Timberlake, because he played me before in a David LaChapelle video of ‘Rocket Man’ and was superb.”

Elton wants the biopic will only go up the year he went into rehab in 1990 and then the movie will feature  flashbacks of his rise and  fall of his career up to that point. “.”

David Farnish, Elton’s husband is co-producing and a director has been director lined up.

Justin Timberlake as Elton John.?  That will send sexy away never to come back

What’s "Too Gay" Today? – American Idol, "Rush" Poppers, Jennifer Saunders aka Edina Monsoon. The Spice Girls, and The ULTIMATE Collection of Shirtless Raphael Nadel Pictures!

*  That greedy old queen Elton John who would sing for the KKK for 1 Million dollars is still in the running to take an American Idol Judge seat now that Ellen has escaped left.  Ryan Seacrest and Elton John in the same auditorium?  The estrogen will be flowing!  I wonder if they’ll mensturate at the same time?

*  It’s the end of an ERA.  RUSH, the best known brand of poppers who have seen gay men through sex and dancing for the past 30 years is going out of business.  Goodbye Captaion Rush.  It’s a sad sad day indeed.

*  Jennifer Saunders aka Edina Monsoon from ABFAB  who recently beat cancer, (YEA) is penning “Spice Grirls: The Musical” OMFG NO! – Another sign of the Apocolypse.  Thank you Glenn Beck.

*  And a present for you all.  May I present you with The ULTIMATE Collection of Raphael Nadel shirtless picturess.  Bookmark it and bring your RUSH.

What’s "Too Gay" Today? – Tom Hardy Shirtless and Beefy, Lady Gaga, Christwire and FagHags, Penny Wong Is A Traitor, Armageddon Is Coming, and MORE!

* Tom Hardy. Mmmmmmmm Beef.  (More pics at bottom.)

 GetEqual calls on Lady Gaga to boycott Arizona over it’s draconian immigration laws.  (If she does will Miss Elton John call her a fuckwit?)

*  Christwire has a HYSTERICAL article on faghags “The homosexual is like a locust– limber, voracious and without conscience. They consume everything in their path, stripping the purest things bare, leaving them barren and alone in the cold night air. They will rampage through cities and cultures, whether it’s San Francisco or the Brazilians, the hallowed chambers of the Vatican or internet chat boards. Our straight women in love with gay men don’t seem to comprehend that once they’ve been dropped off for the night at their doorfronts, the homosexual’s adventure is really just beginning.”  (Seems like someone else watched “Eating Out” on LOGO last night)

*  Penny Wong, Australia’s lesbian climate change minister and Labor Party member, who’s come out against same-sex marriage rights ihas been branded a TRAITOR by the  Austrailia LGBT Community.  (And rightfully so)

* A  massive asteroid has 1 in 1000 chance of hitting the Earth in 2182.. ( Maybe, just maybe we might have equal rights in the United States by then))

*  Florida, California, New York, and New Mexico are the states with the highest concentration of uncut men.  (Imagine being the research assistant working on this study)

* And as promised.  More BEEF ala Tom Hardy!

What’s "Too Gay" Today? – Robert Pattinson Underwear, Ben Wishaw, Eric McCormick Takes On "Queer As Folk", Elton John Is The FUCKWIT!, MORE "GLEE" News, and NOM Loves Justin Bieber!

*  Want Robert Pattinson’s face in your underwear?  Buy R-Pants!

 *  Ben Wishaw who is gay in one magazine and straight in another has signed to be in openly gay diretor Allan Ball’s, (who EVERYONE agrees upon) upon is a fagella, even Allan) new series All Signs of Death, where he’ll play a slacker-cum-crime scene “cleaner.” Webster Filmore Goodhue who is straight……for now

*  .Eric McCormick says his character on “Will & Grace” Will Truman helped helped more teens come out of the closet than “Queer As Folk”:

Will had as much sex on camera as anybody on Friends had on camera. It’s a sitcom. Nobody has sex on camera. Will had lots of dates. Will was dating Patrick Dempsey and he married Taye Diggs. … I think that a lot of the rhetoric in the kind of anti-Will & Grace press was misguided and was from people that had stopped watching the show about three years earlier. A lot happened to Will with regards to romance, with regards to relationships and, like I said, he walked down the aisle in his own apartment with Taye. I think the show actually ended up being — as much as it got very outrageous near the end, it also got more outspoken. And I think that we weren’t necessarily a show for the gay community alone; we were for America to maybe start making some inroads. So, while Queer As Folk or something might have been a more true representation of how the gay community, particularly in cities, lives, I don’t think you could find as many young gay people that would say, “Because my parents watched Queer As Folk, I was able to come out to them.” What they do say is, “Because my mom loved Will Truman or thought Jack was funny, I was able to tell them when I was 15 or 17 that I was gay,” and the show broke ground in that way.

Point o McCormick BUT as compared to the British version of QAF was a small masterpiece, well cast and well directed. he is probably wrong.  But the U.S. version, yeah.  Between Pittsburgh, The self-destructive, narcissistic behavior of the main characters, and the insane maddening storylines.  W&G beat the American version QAF and in some cases the American QAF was funnier than W&G!

*  Brad Rowe, who starred in such gasy fiilms as Shelter and Billy’s Hollywood Screen Kiss, is set to join General Hospital as an internationally famous film star involved with a (female) supermodel.  SCREW THAT!  Rowe and Franco need to become a couple! It might help GH’s dismal ratings.

DameSir Elton John had no problem going to Tucson, Arizona and playing a concert like he did on Saturday.  He also has no problem calling artist who perfer to boycot AZ over it’s draconian immigration law “fuckwits” I say check Elton’s papers and if he doesn’t have them, put him on a bus and send him HOME.

Movieline thinks that iCarly actor Chord Overstreet, recently cast as Finn’s football team protege on Glee, will ultimately end up as Kurt Hummel’s boyfriend.

*  NOM (The Natioonal Organization For Marriage) LOVES Justin Bieber! That answers the question about Brian Brown now, doesn’t it? 

**What’s “Too Gay” Today appears daily Mon – Thurs.  Seen something that really just “TOO GAY” drop me a line at freewil@hotmail.com

WTF?! Elton John to Perform at Rush Limbaugh’s Wedding?

What the fuck is up with Elton Jon?  First he pairs up with Eminem for a Grammy show duet and tonightt he will perform in Palm Beach at the fourth wedding of Rush Limbaugh to Kathryn Rogers – a blond bombshell half his age – in a lavish Hawaiian-themed wedding bash.  (The roasting pig will be Rush.)

So, aging cowardly rock-queen Reg, is performing at a totally unholy “marraige” (number 4) for an aging fat hypocrite.  I can’t wait to hear Eltons explanation on this one. “Gays and lesbians here in the states can’t get married because of people like you, so let’s celebrate yours as long as you cut me a big fucking check”?

There is a chance that Limbaugh’s million dollars will end up in Elton John AIDS Foundation. but still it’s dirty money any way you see it.

On the upside, to make a grand statement gossip website Gawker plans to fly a banner plane over the wedding and they’ve asked readers for suggestions on what the message should say. Mediate reports the leading contenders:

•  Love – the ultimate time release drug
•  Enjoy your happy life in Costa Rica!
•  This union cheapens my gay marriage
•  Oxycongratulations for you and yours!
•  Glenn Beck approves this marriage

Oxycongratulations for you and yours!  LOVE IT!