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Crybaby John Boehner Gets Pissy When He’s Caught In Shutdown and Debt Ceiling Lies – Video

Boehner Baby

Little Miss Pissy Pants John Boehner lost it a few times today on This Week with George Stephanopoulos


Boehner even looks like he’s  lying. The votes are there in the House to pass a clean CR. There is video evidence of Boehner saying repeatedly that he did not want to shut the government down. There is also evidence that enough Republicans would join with Democrats to support raising the debt limit.

Boehner, like all habitual GOP and Tea Party liars, can’t keep his numerous lies straight. But like all bullies, if anyone dares challenge his truthfulness, he responds with a loud accusatory voice and faux indignation.

BUSTED! – KY Tea Party House Rep Rand Paul’s Son Arrested for Being Drunk and Disruptive

BUSTED William Paul

William Paul, the 19-year-old son of teabagger Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) was arrested at the Charlotte, North Carolina airport  on Saturday night for being drunk and disruptive.

WCNC reports:

Police say William Paul was drunk and being disruptive.

When Paul was taken in to custody, he told authorities his dad is Kentucky Senator Rand Paul.

There’s no word on where he got the alcohol, or if anyone will face charges for serving the 19-year-old.

Moira Bagley, communications director for Senator Paul released the following statement on Sunday afternoon:

Sen. Paul is a national public figure and subject to scrutiny in the public arena, however, as many parents with teenagers would understand, his family should be afforded the privacy and respect they deserve in a situation such as this.

This would usually be non-news if it weren’t for the fact that a huge part of the Ron Paul, Rand Paul, and Tea Party  ethos is individual responsibility. That means you shoulder the consequences of your own behavior. If that behavior includes being drunk and disruptive and you get held up to ridicule because you happen to be the son of a prominent U.S. Senator, so be it.

And one thing is for sure if it would have been the son or daughter of a Democratic politician it is highly doubtful that the GOP and Tea Party would “afford the privacy and respect they deserve in a situation such as this.”

It’s also interesting that William Paul, who is a student at the University of Kentucky student report he is extremely unpopular “told authorities his dad is Kentucky Senator Rand Paul.”

Gee, think they were impressed?

Video – Was Rick Perry Drunk During His Cornerstone Speech In New Hamshire? YOU be The Judge

Many peope think that Rick Perry might have been emulating his role model George Dubya Bush a bit too much and had a few too many drinks when he gave his Cornerstone Speech in New Hampshire this weekend.

The very last thing we need is another drunk Texan in the White House

The Brett Favre Naked Penis Pictures Are Here! – Oh C’mon, You Kow You Want To Look!

Well those X-rated cellphone cock shots pictures that Breet Favre sent  The Daily Line’s Jenn Sterger while they were both part of the Jets organization have been leaked and Back2Stonewall.com has them!

For those who don’t know Jenn Sterger is a Florida State Cowgirl  She did Maxim and Playboy photo shoots and wrote a “Confessions of a Cowgirl” column for Sports Illustrated.  In 2008, Ms. Sterger joined the Jets as an in-house sideline reporter where she eventually met Favre

A few weeks ago Sterger said that Favre used to call her early in the season and leave strange messages on her voicemail.

Sterger spurned Favre’s advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets  But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre’s dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he’s masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference.

And yes, that is Favre’s dick.  You can tell by the way he’s fumbling his balls.

What’s "Too Gay" Today? – Taylor Lautner Is A Diva!, George Michael Pleads Guilty, John Barrowman Sells His Used Undies? Bristol Palin STFU!, and True Blood’s Layfette Was Better As A Slut.

*  Oh how quickly they grow and become self important.  Taylor Lautner has filed a lawsuit Monday against McMahon’s RV in Los Angeles for “emotional distress,” since the custom trailer (s)he ordered didn’t arrive on time to the set of one of her new movies, “Abduction”.  Well that answers the question everyone has been asking.  Because how  many straight guys sue over “emotional distress“?

George Micheal has pleaded guilty to driving under the influence and being in possession of drugs, which will now be called “pulling a George Michael”  Looks like Geoirgie will have his dance card all booked up in the coming months with dates and catching up with Boy george in the slammer so all you “tearoom queens” out there are safe…..for now.

*  John Barrowman holding a two-day “USA garage sale” at his £750,000 ocean view home to “clear out a load of old junk”, he insisted he will remain in Wales.  Everything must go – spread the word,” urged the flyer.  Barrowman, who plays Captain Jack Harkness in the Doctor Who spin-off, was on hand to sign every item on sale for an extra £1 on the ticket price – with a percentage of the proceeds going to local children’s hospice T Hafan.  Bravo Captian Jack!

*  Bristol Palin gets $14,000 as a speaking fee. . So, how much to shut the stupid inbred bitch up?

Nelsan Ellis says he never wanted Lafayette’s romance with Jesus (Kevin Alejandro) on True Blood, because he thinks Lafayette works better as a prostitute and a dealer. True dat, bitch!

Barney Frank Saved By Boyfriend From Two Drunk Tea Party Bitches On A Plane!

The Boston Globe is repoting that flying back to Boston from LA yesterday a pair of drunk female Republican eye-doctors were seated near Rep. Barney Frank and they harassed him until his partner stood up to call them bitches, which they probably were. Needless to say, the women didn’t appreciate the remark, and things got heated.

“No one was calming things down and people were standing up shouting,” said Brooke Sexton, who was seated seven rows behind Barney. (I’m guessing the women passed the skin color test and thusly weren’t deemed to be a flight risk, even though they intimidated and harassed a Congressman in the air, thousands of feet high.)

The eye doctors—who were sisters—had been drinking, and started loudly calling the healthcare bill an “Obamanation” once they realized they were seated near Frank. After Frank politely declined their invitation to debate reform from 30,000, they started “crying and shouting,” according to a passenger, and Frank’s partner Jim Ready eventually stood up and told them, “If you’re trying to be bitchy, you’re doing a good job

Attempts to locate or ID the women were unsuccessful.  I guess they never thought of looking at the passenger list.

Oh well.

A pair of drunk Republican Tea Baggers.

There’s no need to be redundant there.