* Why won’t Mitch and Cam kiss? Because you have two crazy homo writers on the show who can’t make up thier fraking minds.
* Neil Patrick Harris has a cock! Well actually a rooster Silly Bandz he wears on hsi wrist. (You dirty minded people!)
* The Tea Party Diversity Rally actually attracted gay teabaggers. TWO OF THEM! (Who will soon have thier gay cards taken away and shredded.)
* India will manufacture the first ever ULTRA LUBED Gay Condom. (Insert Joke Here)
* Lady Gaga’s talks vagina with Vanity Fair. (Insert Joke Here……again)
* FOX News beat out NPR and Bloomberg for Helen Thomas’ now empty front row seat in the White House press room: (Good move there White House. Perhaps you’ll let Robert Gibbs give your enemy a blowjob while tyhey sit there.)
* Watch: Scissor Sisters Breaking News feature with appearances by Jane Fonda, Kylie Minogue, Juliette Lewis and Amanda Lepore