Andrew Markle of The Bilerico Project is reporting that those fun loving, jackboot wearing, self loathing Republican Auntie Toms who called themselves GOProud are disbanding and will be shutting down IMMEDIATELY. “The organization may rebrand and regroup later, but for now, the organization will no longer be functioning. Co-director Matthew Bechstein stated in an interview that the “brand is broken” and a rebrand is necessary.GOProud which was originally founded by Chris “Shirtless Selfie” Barron and Jimmy “Cry Hate Crime” LaSalvia both left the organization over the past two years , and its been reported that GOProud has had some major scandals with its board and has bled its donors dry. Which leads one to wonder which one of the Koch brothers turned off the money spigot. So as GOProud gets thrown into the trash heap like a used condom.
Back2Stonewall would just like to say thank you for all the hysterical material that you have given us over the years. And for one last time say……..
GOProud. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
(Ann Coulter could not be reached for comment. She was running in the 5th race at Churchill Downs.)
“It’s time. We don’t want it to get stale,” LaSalvia said, who along with Barron founded GOProud four years ago as a more conservative, grassroots alternative to the Log Cabin Republicans.
“The reason why GOProud has been so successful is because we have brought new ideas and new energy to the arena. At some point, what was the outside-the-box thinking all of the sudden becomes the box, and so now, that’s the way that GOProud does things. It’s our box. It seems crazy to everyone else, but, for us, it’s like standard operating procedure. It’s time for someone else to come in and shake things up,” Barron added.
GOProud was successful? At what? Being douchebags?
Both LaSalvia and Barron will remain on GOProud’s board of directors. The group is seeking a new executive director.
It’s going to be hard for GOProud to find a new self-loathing homosexual lunatic to man its sinking ship that can get to top Jimmy LaSalvia’s accusations of fake anti-gay hate crimes and Chris Barron’s exhibitionism and psychological meltdowns.
GOFuckYourself GOProud’s co-founder and resident exhibitionist Chris Barron took to the podium last night at the conservative “gay” group’s “Homocon 2012” party in Tampa during the RNC and waxed poetic about Andrew Brietbart saying that “Brietbart did it his way”. Which is true considering Brietbarts lies, distortions and crudely edited video footage which omits any context and misleads the audience into believing what he wanted them to believe so long as it smeared whoever the he wanted to paint as the “badguy”.
And the entertainment at HomoCON 2102? Clothed Go-Go Boys! Which is not very respectful to Brietbart considering how much he loved to keep Anthony Wiener’s penis pictures on his cellphone.
I hope this kid showered in Listerine when he got home.
Yesterday after GOProud also known as GOFuckYourself GOProud endorsed Mitt Romney for president Dan Savage was just a bit peeved and took to Twitter and posted : “The GOP’s house faggots grab their ankles, right on cue … Pathetic.”
Well GOProud and Right Wing nut pundits are aghast. Agahst I tell you that Dan who’s known for his, excuse the saying “straight talk” could ever be so intolerant and say such a thing about GOProud.
Two gay slurs in one Tweet. The gay left must be proud of their self-appointed spokesman. So must the Obama Administration, which has labeled this massive bully a hero of the anti-bullying movement, invited him to the White House, and cut videos on behalf of his It Gets Better Project.
And of course one of the Queens of GOP Propaganda Michele Malkin has to chime in on Twitchy
File under: Unexpectedly! Self-proclaimed gay rights advocate and anti-bullying crusader Dan Savage laid bare his intolerance once again, this time hurling the f*ggot-bomb at gay conservative organization GOProud. GOProud, you see, had the gall to stray from the Gay Left’s plantation and announce its support for Mitt Romney
Actually we should file this backlash on Savage as “expected”. As expected as Malkin using the “plantaion” remark. Which has been used long before Dan made his comment.
Now I must have been absent the day that Dan Savage was appointed (self or otherwise) anything in the gay community. He speaks bluntly and we all know that. And most people either love him or hate him for that reason.
But lets be real. On this point he’s not off the mark. We all think it. But Dan’s the only one brave enough to say it.
But the best remark comes from GOProud co-founder Christopher Barron who responded on his site :
“Apparently, faggot is an entirely appropriate slur as long as Dan Savage is slinging it and gay people who you don’t agree with are on the receiving end. It gets better my ass.”
Now this really takes some balls from a man who repeatedly calls progressive writers and bloggers “The American Taliban” and the “Gay Gestapo”
While Dan’s language is one 100% politically correct (and not everthing has to be), the frustration and anger in his message totally is.
What kind of people make up a group that endorses a candidate and a party that pretty much wants you dead because you want acceptance on any level and to justify your personal greed? (And believe me I am sure that Jimmy LaSalvia is using this to raise every penny that he can right now.)
GOFuckYourself GOProud co-founders Jimmy (Frosty Bangs) LaSalvia and Chris (Look at my abs not at my face) Barron appeared on CNN’s Early Start with Ashleigh Banfield to talk about the reasons why THEY think they were kicked out of this years CPAC (which they seem to think has nothing to do with Chris Barron’s psychotic melt down last year) and also why they are boot licking slaves, I mean support the GOP a political party who wants to see them kept as second class citizens and without any rights. (Quick answer: Its all about their wallets)
BARRON: And the left would have you believe that the only thing that gay people care about is military service and marriage. And while those are important issues, the fact is, is that gay people care about things like the economy and jobs and retirement security.
Well after a year of mental breakdowns on Twitter, a disasterous CPAC which resulted in GOProud being disinvinted , pissing Andrew Brietbart off and outing Rick Perry’s stratagist. (probably the ONLY halfway decent thing GOProud has ever done for the LGBT Community) Christoper R Barron is stepping down *cough* pushed out *cough* as Chairman of the Auntie Tom Self Loathingfest known as GOFuckYourself GOProud.
Lisa De Pasquale, the former director of Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), will be stepping in as the interim chair of the board of directors, although she says in a release that the day-to-day operations of the organization will be unchanged. She already had been serving on GOProud’s advisory council. According to the release, Barron will remain on the board. Executive director Jimmy LaSalvia tells Metro Weekly that he remains the executive director and will remain a board member…According to the release, the group plans to restructure, including by asking several of its advisory council members to join the board.”
Barron said that he “will continue as the organization’s Chief Strategist and I will remain on the Board as Chairman Emeritus” according to a statement on the press release. Which means he’ll have no power and will continue being the crooked faced talking head on FOX -News
See how evil they are Chrissy? You FINALLY did something right by outing the closeted homo on the Perry campaign team who may not have liked it, but went along with Perry’s heinous anti-gay video and the members of YOUR organization fuck YOU without lube.
You know like Ken Mehlman you can always say you are sorry to the left and go work on a marriage equality initiative and next year OUT magazine will name you one of the TOP 100.
I’m covering all bets that LaSalvia will be gone within 2 months
The little self loathing Auntie Tom kapos over at GoFuckYourself GoProud are at it again defend the anti-gay, anti-women, and anti-humanity Tea Party and GOP by trying to peddle the bullshit that progressives and liberals are falsely promoting the idea that the country is in the midst of a “culture war.”
“The only people talking about the “culture wars” are on the left and the reason is simple: they can not defend the abysmal record of the Obama administration when it comes to the bread and butter issues most Americans care about. Contrary to what the left, and their enablers in the main stream media, would have you believe, there is no new culture war brewing on the right. The Republican candidates for President haven’t been crisscrossing the country banging the drum of abortion, gay marriage, creationism, etc. Quite the contrary, even the most conservative candidates – such as Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann – have repeatedly said these are NOT the issues they are running on.”
Chris Barron, Jimmy (Farrah) LaSalvia and GOProud still sipping santorum from teacups as long as it benefits thier wallets.
“Ann Coulter is a brilliant and fearless leader of the conservative movement, we are honored to have her as part of GOProud’s leadership,” said Christopher Barron, Chairman of GOProud’s Board. “Ann helped put our organization on the map. Politics is full of the meek, the compromising and the apologists – Ann, like GOProud, is the exact opposite of all of those things. We need more Ann Coulters.”
Coulter will be serving on the Board among such other illustrious douchebags as Margaret Hoover, Grover Norquist, Andrew Breitbart, Liz Mair, Chuck Muth, Lisa De Pasquale, Christian Josi, Roger Stone, Andrew Langer, Kathryn Serkes and Bob Carlstrom on the Advisory Council.
Said Coulter: “I am honored to serve in this capacity on GOProud’s Advisory Council, and look forward to being the Queen of Fabulous.”
No exact date has been given for thew first sleepover between Coulter, Barron, and LaSalvia as of yet. But a leaked agenda states the evening will consist of doing each others hair, talking about boys, and figuring out ways to sell out and destroy the gay community.
* The Gay and Lesbian Task Force aka The Task Force hosts thier 4th Annual Summerfest in Miami. Could someone out there please remind me what Task Forces Task actuaslly is again please? – SFGN.com
* Go homeless in San Francisco, the gayest city in America for only $100 dollars a day! DanNation
* Kevin Keller, Acrhie comics first gay character to have his own comic book. I wonder if he’ll find out if Moose is aptly named? – New York Times
* Bob Vander Plaats, the President of The Family Leader enjoys a good fag joke with a few close friends – Towleroad
* Looks like David Badash of The New Civil Rights blog will be joing Rick Santorum and Dan Savage in that “hate fuck” as Badash slams Savage over having an “open relationship” and that it might portray the community badly and Dan Savage slams back. Get a grip girls you can’t all be on top. – Queerty
* Oren Adar and Mickey Ray Smith who were refused an accurate birth certificate for their Louisiana-born adopted son case makes it way to the Supreme Court – Couthouse News Service
* The federal government helped fund a study that examined what effect a gay man’s penis size has on his sex life and general well-being. Marcus Bachmann volunteered to take the measurements – Pink News UK
* The BBC cuts out gay Torchwood sex scene which sets Captain Jack Harkness (John Barrowman) enjoying snog with a hunky barman because the channel feared a viewer’s backlash. Since when is the BBC in America? – Metro.uk
* GOProud’s Chris Barron gets his ass waxed by CNN’s Ali Velshi when says he won’t question Michele Bachmann about her “ex-gay” clinic .