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SNL Mocks Religious Liberty Movies and Anti-Gay Bakers With “God is a Boob Man” Parody Trailer – Video

God is a Boob Man SNL

Saturday Night Live took aim at the rise of religious freedom laws that are anti-LGBT legislation in disguise, and also the new trend of “religious liberty” propaganda movies like God Is Dead: with a parody film trailer of its own:  God is a Boob Man, “a story of liberal elites run wild.” about an “oppressed Christian” baker forced to not only make a cake for a same-sex couple but also to declare that “God is gay.”

In the clip — “from the makers of God On The Run and Angel In Denim: The Kim Davis Story” — cast member Vanessa Bayer plays a “small town baker without a care” until a same-sex couple demands she bake their wedding cake, causing her faith to be “tested.”

Despite being told by a co-worker that “gays are the most powerful force in America,” she refuses and what ensues is a court case following a meeting with a Jewish lawyer from the ACLU who tells her all her legal problems will go away if only she’ll say: “God is gay.”

“We have to do something,” a legislative aide pleads to a governor before Bayer walks in and explains, “I want to deny basic goods and services to gay people.”

“Everybody out,” the governor instructs his staff. “This is the priority now.”

Watch the video below from SNL:

 

 

 

 

Trans Reporter Takes On Brietbart.com’s Ben Shapiro: “You’re a little man. a little boy”

Bitchslap

 

Last night Breitbart.com’s Ben Shapiro went heard to head with transgender reporter Zoey Tur for an HLN debate about Caitlyn Jenner and her ESPYs Courage Award.

Dr. Drew Pinsky whether Jenner deserved the ESPY award after “courageously coming forward, for having been an athlete of great prowess, and now fighting a new battle,”

Mediaite reports:

Shapiro spilled his disdain for the entire concept of transgenderism: “What exactly is the battle? I mean, self-definition is what you do, and my baby’s doing it at 18 months old. I was unaware that you get a medal for it.” And when Shapiro refused to call Jenner and Tur by anything but male pronouns, the segment went straight down the tubes. “Forget about the disrespect,” Shapiro said, in the full clip first reported by Breitbart.

“Facts don’t care about your feelings. It turns out that every chromosome, every cell in Caitlyn Jenner’s body, is male, with the exception of some of his sperm cells.” We both know chromosomes don’t necessarily mean you’re male or female,” Tur replied, and then put her hand on Shapiro’s shoulder. “So you don’t know what you’re talking about, you’re not educated on genetics.” That prompted Shapiro to ask: “What are your genetics, sir?” And off we go. “You cut that out now, or you’ll go home in an ambulance,” Tur shot back while holding Shapiro by the back of his neck.

he rest of the show’s guests then explained to Shapiro how he knew full-well his use of “sir” was meant to be inflammatory, but he was not moved. “It’s not a matter of aggressively insulting,” he said. “The entire discussion is whether we are embracing mental illness and delusion as a society.”

When the conversation resumed after a commercial break, the fire hadn’t subsided. Tur told Shapiro, “You’re consumed with hatred,” after the conservative commentator denied any ill will towards the transgender community. “You’re a little man,” she added. “Little boy.”

Knowing HLN, if Zoey and Ben had gone to blows the producers (and especially Drew) would’ve probably egged them on. This pick of guests and seating was clearly deliberate. But I must admit that I’d pay good money to see Zoey kick “Little Ben’s” pompous ass across the studio and back.

 

Bwahahaha! – GQ Magazine Names Mitt Romney the ‘LEAST Influential Person’ of 2012

While most magazines publish a year-end list of influential people who have accomplished far more than most of  us ever will.  GQ has published a count  down the twenty-five least significant men and women of 2012.

And Number 1 on the list is none other than Mitt Romney.

Was anyone inspired by Mitt Romney? Did anyone vote enthusiastically for Mitt  Romney? Of course not. Voting for Romney is like hooking up with the last single  person at the bar at 4 a.m. The only successful thing he did this year  was embody every black stand-up comedian’s impression of a white person. Thank  God the election’s over. No more endless photos of Mitt staring winsomely  off-camera with that attempted smile on his face. No more glaring campaign  mishaps week after week after week. No more labored media efforts to make him  look like anything other than Sheldon Adelson’s pampered money Dumpster.  Good-bye, Mitt. I hope you enjoy the rest of your life quietly ensconced at Lake  Winnipesaukee, blissfully ignorant of the plight of anyone who doesn’t have $300  million squirreled away in the Bahamas.

PRICELESS!