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California Man Sues BMW: Your Motorcycle Gave Me A 2 Year Erection!

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming  that after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat that the motorcycle gave him a hard-on that lasted non-stop for nearly 20 months

Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage” as Wolf claims that now he is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him “substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

Dr. Michael Lutz, at the Michigan Institute of Urology, said there is no medical data to support the Wolf’s claim. However, “It’s been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis —  if it’s compressed for a period of time, whether it be on a bicycle seat or some other device — it can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia”

BMW Motorcycles of Southeast Michigan in Canton, Mich., checked out the story and noted the man wasn’t riding a standard BMW motorcycle seat. He was on an after-market seat, which start at about $200. People generally buy them to make the ride more comfortable.

More comfortable?  It gives a whole new meaning to “pocket rocket”!

I  can just see the new BMW motorcycle commercial now: 

If riding this seat causes an erection that lasts more than nineteen months, please see your doctor.”

Source: CBS 62 Detroit

Watch Cristiano Ronaldo and Jude Law Get Dressed?! Video)

 Both Cristiano Ronaldo and Jude Law are starring in ad campaigns in which they get dressed. (Someone should tell these guys it’s suppossed to be the OPPOSITE way around)

Cristiano’s campaign offers a tease of the new Armani Jeans campaign.  And Jude Law advert, although 5 years old yakes the same “put it on” attitude and was directed by Guy Ritchie and called  The Hire, a five-minute ad for BMW starring his then-wife and Clive Owen.

You can watch BOTH after the jump….