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Whats "Too Gay" Today? – True Blood’s New Gay Bloodsucker, John Barrowman Wants A Rub!, Daniel Radcliffe Wants A Six Pack, European Dog Mate Search, Is Apple About To Have It’s Own "Nipplegate"?, and Sir Ian McKellen Is A Panhandeling Bum!

*  90210’er Michael Steger will be joining the cast of True Blood this season,  Steger will play Tony, a gay prostitute who gets picked up by King of Mississippi Russell Edgington (Denis O’Hare) because of his resemblance to his current steady, Talbot (Theo Alexander). Steger will appear in one episode of the drama’s upcoming third season and may return on a recurring basis in season 4.  One episode in Season 3?  That sucks.

*  John Barrowman wants his “lamp” rubbed.  PICK ME!!  PICK ME!!!!

*  Daniel Radcliffe Daniel Radcliffe wants to look like Cristiano Ronaldo. Daniel faces shirtless scenes as a window cleaner in musical How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying. A pal said: ‘Daniel wants to completely re-sculpt his body and has taken Ronaldo as his inspiration.  He envies his muscle definition and is hoping to get a similar six-pack for himself.  He put on a little timber last year and is keen to get down to a more svelte shape.”   No need to worry Daniel.  I assure you  there are many eager fans out there wanting to see your “timber” no matter what state it’s in

*  A gay couple are trekking across Europe this month in an attempt to find love… for their bereaved dog. (George Rekers?).  DJ Juan Veny, 25, and his partner were devastated when their pooch Hanna died last Valentine’s Day, so – in a bid to alleviate their family’s heartbreak – the pair are now determined to find her widowed boyfriend, Kito, a new bitch. (Again, George Rekers?)

*  Is Apple requiring magazines to censor nipples for iPad editions? “A Dazed and Confused insider revealed that the mag’s iPad edition has been nicknamed the Iran edition by the people putting it together, given the parallels between censorship in the Muslim theocracy and the iTunes store.”

*  Ian McKellen offered $1 dollar after being mistaken for homeless person!  But his latest performance was perhaps his most impressive yet – he was mistaken for a genuine tramp as he sat outside a theatre. The 70-year-old X-Men star was wearing his threadbare costume during a break from rehearsing for Waiting For Godot in Melbourne, Australia, when a passer-by gave him an Australian dollar.

Whats "Too Gay" Today? – Marcel Vigneron Cooks, Gay Guide TOO GAY For iPhone App, Disney Get’s Male Faries and A CHELSEA HANDLER SEX TAPE!?

*  The iPhone app “Gay New York: 101 Can’t-Miss Place,” was rejected by Apple because, it features such gay things about New York. Like go-go boys,  a snapshot of a naked gay sculpture, and a picture of Sarah Palin making an ugly face. So the app’s creator, travel writer Anthony Grant, manage to run afoul of Apple’s rules about naked guys, it violated its “don’t make fun of public figures” rules. Which is to say: Authentic apps about gay New York City will never be accepted

*  “Maybe gay”  Marcel Vigneron, that guy everyone hated from Top Chef Season 2, (Except me I thought he was kinda cute in a geeky-deeky way) will be hosting the much-rumored Syfy Channel cooking show, now called Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen.  I’m  happy that Wolverine’s cute baby brother got a gig.  Perhaps I can get my well endowed but unfortunately straight cyberbud (And AWESOME chef) Stefan Richter to set Marcel and me up?  (So go to Stefan’s Restaurant, Stefan’s at  LA Farm and maybe he’ll help me out.  The food is awesome also!) 

*  Disney has added a male fairy (Sparrow Man) to its popular online world of Pixie Hollow!  His name is Slate (How butch!) — and he’s the joint’s first “guy”.  Slate’s also quite the metrosexual – he thinks that “Coal’s Clothiers has got some great Sparrow Man threads — and my good buddy, Gavin, up in Evergreen Overlook has some amazing hats and accessories for Sparrow Men as well.”  YOU GO FAIRY!  I mean Sparrow Man.  *wink*

*Chelsea Handler Sends Her Sex Tape To Agents………No, Really!  What the clip below!