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At Rob Lowe’s Celebrity Roast Ann Coulter Gets Burned At the Stake: The 20 Best Slams – Video

Ann Coulter Gets Roasted At Robe Lowe Roast

 

At Rob Lowe’s Celebrity Roast Ann Coulter Gets Burned At the Stake: The 20 Best Slams – Video

The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe aired Monday night, with many of the previously reported digs — at both roastee Rob Lowe and roaster Ann Coulter — making it to air.

Even though the night belonged to Rob Lowe, Coulter found herself to be recipient of the night’s most scathing jabs. The conservative pundit bitch commentator was frequently panned to throughout the roast, showing viewers of the Comedy Central special just how unamused she was by her fellow roasters.

Roasters included Jimmy Carr, Coulter, Pete Davidson, Nikki Glaser, Jewel, Ralph Macchio, Peyton Manning, Rob Riggle and Jeff Ross, with David Spade served as Roast Master.

Below, a roundup of some of the 20 most outrageous burns and the ruthless public flogging deserving of only a fear-mongering racist who has spread hate upon the world for almost two decades…

“Ann Coulter, if you’re here who’s scaring the crows away from our crops?” — Pete Davidson

“Last year we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eye holes in them.” — Davidson

“Holy shit, is that Ann Coulter? Ann Coulter is here, which can mean only one thing: someone must’ve said her name three times. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.” — Riggle

“Fun fact: Ann Coulter has a big angry bush. No joke, that’s just a fun fact.” — Riggle

“As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said up here tonight. But as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.” — Jewel

“Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999. Ann Coulter is going to vote like It’s 1899.” — Jewel

“Ann you do look great though, you’re almost as thin as Donald Trump’s chance at winning the election.” — Jewel

“She ordered something to go. The entire kitchen staff. She was like leave … the country.” — Jewel on being behind Coulter in line at Chipotle

“Gay men love Ann Coutler. It’s because two minutes into hearing her speak, they remember why they hate pussy.” — Jewel

“One of the most repugnant, hateful hatchet bitches alive, but it’s not too late to change, Ann – you could kill yourself.” — Jimmy Carr

“Ann Coulter’s pussy — seriously this gets classy — Ann Coulter’s pussy is now so old and dry that it just got a job drawing cartoons for The New Yorker.” — Carr

“I’m not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby. Congrats on that Ann. Great job.” — Manning

“Ann Coulter has written 11 books. Twelve if you count Mein Kampf.” — Glaser

“The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.” — Glaser on Coulter

“Don’t be mad. At least I acknowledge the Holocaust, Ann doesn’t even think it happened.” — Glaserg

“She seems stiff and conservative, but she gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the clan.” — Spade on Ann Coulter

“I haven’t seen you laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot.” — Spade on Coulter

“I want to welcome you all to the Ann Coulter roast with Rob Lowe.” — Ann Coulter

“Ann what happened? You wrote 11 books but you couldn’t write a single f—ing joke?” — Ross

“Ann, after your set tonight. We’ve all witnessed the first bombing that you can’t blame on a Muslim.” — Lowe

In the end when it finally came time for Coulter to roast back, she opted instead to promote her book and make jokes about David Spade being the only “spade” to vote for Trump, Peyton Manning’s support of Jeb Bush, and Pete Davidson being bi-racial, all of which fell completely flat. Like her face.

 

 

Ann Coulter Loses It!: Calls For Murder of Meghan McCain

Ann Coulter is a bitch

Well looks like Ann Coulter an honoary board member of the HomoCON group GOProud  has finally fully lost what little mind she had left when in a FOX News column  she called for the killing of Megan McCain.

In a column published on Thursday, conservative pundit Ann Coulter joked that the killing of politicians’ children should “start with Meghan McCain.” Earlier this week, Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MA) told MSNBC host Martin Bashir that he was sensitive to the need for more gun control because his nephew had been shot and killed several years ago.

 Bashir suggested that members of Congress should not have to experience the death of a family member to understand that gun violence was a problem. “But Congressman, is that what needs to happen to move these senators to stop threatening a filibuster?” Bashir asked. “Is that really what needs to happen? That you need to have a member of your family killed in order for you to do what the American people want you to do?”

Conservative websites interpreted Bashir’s statement to mean that he was advocating the murder of politicians’ family members. And on Thursday, Coulter decided it would be funny to suggest the daughter of Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) should be the first to die.

Now Bashir’s question was legit but that nasty horsefaced whore Ann Coulter’s statement was targeted and dangerous on purpose.

Lets hope her hoof finally went off in her mouth and we are done with this evil bitch forever and Cindy McCain whoops her bony little her ass.

Former Sen. Arlen Specter Dead At 82 From Cancer, Ann Coulter Takes Despicable Potshot

Former longtime Democrat, then Republican, and then Democratic again Sen. Arlen Specter has died at the age of 82 after a longtime bout with cancer.

One of the few remaining Republican moderates on Capitol Hill at a time when the party had turned sharply to the right, Mr. Specter confounded fellow Republicans at every turn. He unabashedly supported Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that made abortion legal, and championed biomedical and embryonic stem cell research long before he received his cancer diagnosis. When he made a bid for the White House in 1995, he denounced the Christian right as an extremist “fringe” — an unorthodox tactic for a candidate trying to win votes in a Republican primary. The campaign was short-lived; Mr. Specter ended it when he ran out of cash. Years later, he said wryly of the other candidates, “I was the only one of nine people in New Hampshire who wanted to keep the Department of Education.”

In October 2009, Specter called for the repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act and his support for both the repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ and passage of the Matthew Shepard hate crimes law was crucial to their passages.

Following his death on Sunday frequent Fox News guest and propaganda mistress Ann Coulter tweeted, “Arlen Specter has just switched to the Dead Party.”

Coulter’s comment, the latest in her long history of inflammatory and evil comments, was an apparent reference to Specter switching from the Republican Party to the Democratic Party in 2009.

Ann Coulter, keeping it Klassy with a KKK!

Note:  Of course Michele Malkin’s Twitter CON-servative propaganda site TWITCHY is making Coulter out to be the victim.

“The View” Annihilates Ann Coulter: “How Much Do You Know About Being Black?” – Video

“The View” Annihilates Ann Coulter: “How Much Do You Know About Being Black?” – Video

Ann Coulter‘s appeared on The View last Thursday morning to shill discuss her new book Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama, Coulter got into a catfight with all of the co-hosts over Coulter’s racists intent. Even Barbara Walters took horseface Coulter to task asking if she just went out of her way to write such trash. (Elisabeth Hasselbeck of course was on Coulter’s side)

Ann Coulter Has Another Hoof and Mouth Moment: “Civil rights are for blacks” ONLY

GOProud’s homoCON darling Ann Coulter who appeared on This Week with George Stephanopoulos to plug one of her crazy right wing manifesto books that she pumps out a bi-weekly basis called  Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama (soon to be in a Walmart Bargain Bin near you!) where the claimed that  gays, immigrants and yes even women have “commandeered the civil rights movement”.

Coulter said that she thought that “civil rights  are for blacks” because the U.S. has a “legacy of slavery and Jim Crow laws.”

She added, “We don’t owe the homeless. We don’t  owe feminists. We  don’t owe women who are desirous of having abortions, or gays  who want  to get married to one another.” She said that “much of the  left…dropped the blacks after five minutes” to argue for “civil  rights” for  other groups of people.

Stephanopoulos interrupted Coulter asking,  “Immigrant rights are not  civil rights?” Coulter confirmed that she only thinks  “civil rights are  for blacks.”

She argued, “What have we done to the immigrants?  We owe black people something. We have a legacy of slavery. Immigrants haven ‘t even been  in this country.”

Ann must think that she’s qualified to speak on matters of discrimination since she is a bigot herself.

ABC’s This Week Facebook page was deluged with complaints about her mere presence.

GOProud’s “Gay Icon” Ann Coulter: “Liberals Invent Rights Like The Right To Gay Marriage”

Ann Coulter,  honorary chair for the advisory council of GOProud discussed President Obama’s remarks on the Supreme Court and judicial activism with FAUX News host Sean Hannity and stated that liberals use  judicial activism to invent special rights and as an example pointed to same sex marriage.

Said Coulter:

Most of us learn how a bill becomes law and what the supreme court does in grade school. Liberals are often trying to push this idea that judicial review means overturning any act of Congress. Or rather judicial activism. Judicial activism is anything when the Supreme Court doesn’t obey what the constitution says — like when they invent rights to gay marriage or rights to abortion or rights to go free if a specific Miranda warning wasn’t read to them. Normally you get the opposite from liberals, because whatever they can’t get through the process of democracy by having people vote on it, they get five justices on the Supreme Court to announce it’s a constitutional right. You only have judicial activism on the left, never from the conservative justices or they would be fantasizing a constitutional right to a flat tax, to bear nuclear arms.”

Any first year law student learns that there are enumerated rights in every constitution Ann. This is not a new or a particularly USA jurisprudential point.

Coulter speaks either the height of ignorance or a severe lack of understanding. There is legal interpretation of laws from both democratic and conservative judge.

As for GOProud, they view gay marriage as a states’ rights affair—a stance famous for working out awesomely for interracial couples in Alabama before the mid-’60s and one that would give absolutely no Federal recognition, tax breaks, or benefits to married same sex couples. (Incidentally, Coulter also maintains that she was the one who convinced GOProud to drop the gay marriage plank.”) 

Did Ann Coulter Just Support The Killing Abortion Doctors?

Today, Ann Coulter, resident GOP hag and GOFuckyourself GOProud Board Member was interviewed by KRMG’s Dan Potter about her upcoming appearance with radical anti-gay and anti-abortion terrorist Randall Terry and asked whether she supported some of Terry’s more outrageous stunts and statements, like his statements regarding the murder to Dr. George Tiller.

“I’m going to discuss the issue of the abortion clinic doctors being shot in my speech. The current score is, what, about fifty million to seven in terms of the number of people their side has killed and the number of people our side has killed. But I’ll give you a brief preview, which is when you take democracy away from people, violence will break out. That is not, itself, an endorsement, but it is a suggesting that we go back to living under the Constitution.”

“Living under the constitution”? Maybe Skeletor and her ilk should first learn what that statement actually means, and then then they can go back to living under their rocks