Category Archives: Crazy Ass MoFo

COLORADO: Colorado Springs Church Official Steals $341K, Buys Dildos and Sex Toys.

COLORADO: Colorado Springs Church Official Steals $341K, Buys Dildos and Sex Toys.

Guess what? NOT A DRAG QUEEN, TRANS PERSON, QUEER+, or LGB person. Just a CHRISTIAN!

A former financial director of a Colorado church has been charged with stealing over $340,000 from the church to purchase several items for personal use, such as adult sex toys.

According to the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office, Sara Ann Mock-Butler turned herself into El Paso County Jail on May 31 to answer for charges related to her time as financial director of Pikes Peak Christian Church (PPCC) in Colorado Springs.

Deputies from the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office received a report on Oct. 24, 2022, that Mock-Butler committed fraud and theft during her time as the church’s financial director. For roughly six months, detectives from the Office Investigations Division investigated “financial documents and correlating evidence in the case.”

the christian post

Well at least she was spending the money wisely.

via GIFER

GOP's First House Bill "The Old Glory Act" Bans Pride Flags

QAnon Nut Republican Marjorie Traitor Greene Co-Sponsors Bill to Ban Rainbow Pride Flag

Crazy GOPQ Rep. Marjorie Taylor Traitor Greene of Georgia has co-sponsored legislation that would ban U.S. embassies around the world from flying the LGBT Rainbow Pride flag.

The Old Glory Only Act H.R. 85,, has been introduced repeatedly since 2018 by Rep. Jeff Duncan, a South Carolina Republican, though it has never advanced. Greene signed on as a co-sponsor Monday. The bill would require the secretary of state to ensure “that no United States diplomatic or consular post flies any flag other than the United States flag over such post.”

In a press release Greene stated her support for the measure was a continuation of her “America First Agenda.”

“The federal government should only be flying the flag that represents ALL people, the American flag,” she said. “We need to bring back pride in our country and raise the Star Spangled Banner proudly. Old Glory represents our great American military and their sacrifices to ensure our freedom.”

While she did not specifically target the Pride flag, she released her statement only 10 days after the new Secretary of State Antony Blinken vowed to allow U.S. embassies to fly the LGBT pride flag. In his confirmation hearings, Blinken said he would reverse a Trump administration’s ban on the rainbow flag “to outright show LGBT solidarity.”

Greene has falsely claimed “president Biden’s State Department has already raised a flag over our embassies that doesn’t represent the vast majority of Americans.”

Seven other Republicans have co-sponsored the Old Glory Act including: Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs, Ronny Jackson, and Trent Kelly.

Matt Gaetz? Does Nestor know?

Nutjob Las Vegas Mayor Stuns Anderson Cooper With "Open Las Vegas" (Il)Logic

Nutjob Las Vegas Mayor Stuns Anderson Cooper With “Open Las Vegas” (Il)Logic – WATCH THE FULL INTERVIEW

Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman (ran as Independent, really a Republican) perched CNN host Anderson Cooper’s last gay nerve after offering a series of befuddling batshit crazy counterfactuals to his interview questions.

Goodman’s  “Hunger Games” or survival-of-the-fittest approach to reopening the strip is leaving jaws agape to all who sees her interviews. “Assume everybody is a carrier,” the mayor told MSNBC’s Katy Tur on Tuesday. “And then you start from an even slate. And tell the people what to do. And let the businesses open and competition will destroy that business if, in fact, they become evident that they have disease, they’re closed down. It’s that simple.”

Goodman has the nerve to call the Nevada governor’s stay-at-home order — which “insanity”  but offers a truly lunatic example of how to re-open Sin City and who is responsible for visitors and locals safety. (Hint: Its not her.) She insisted that competition, not government oversight, was the answer saying that it is up to the businesses in Las Vegas to figure out social distancing. She said that her days were full, trying to help people get back to work.

At one point, Cooper showed a report from Chinese researchers that outlined how the virus spread in a restaurant.

“This isn’t China. This is Las Vegas, Nevada,” she interjected.

“Wow, that’s really ignorant,” he said.

“That’s ignorant to say?” she asked.

And on it went. At one point during the interview, Cooper took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes.

If you missed it you can watch the full interview below.

#CrazyB**ch

FOX News Calls Patti LuPone "Homophobic" for Tweet Over Lindsey Graham Who Claims He's Straight.

FOX News Calls Patti LuPone “Homophobic” for Tweet Over Lindsey Graham Who Claims He’s Straight.

FOX News has it’s panties all in a twist and is calling Broadway legend and diva Patti LuPone “homophobic” over a tweet she made against the self-proclaimed “straight” Senator and Donald Trump’s butt-boy Lindsey Graham.

Ms. Graham who has been defending Donald Trump in recent days amid the ongoing controversy over his racist comments, as well as the “Send her back” chants at one of his rallies on Wednesday night.

“Lindsey Graham you are a disgrace,Ms. LuPone tweeted.On a personal note, why don’t you just bite the bullet and come out. You might just come to your senses.”

Now we all know that Lindsey-belle is straight. After all he says so. But this tweet send the Republi-CONS and Fox News into a tailspin frenzy and stated the false accusations that the one and only Evita herself is “homophobic” .

Now remember everyone. Lindsey Graham is straight. (To the nearest dick that is.)

I guess like Patti I am a homophobe also. Who knew?

Donald Trump Calls for ‘War’ To Arrest Prominent Democrats

Trump Drops F-Bombs at Shutdown Meeting, Now Calls It A “Strike”

Via The Daily Beast:

President Trump kicked off the meeting (w/Shumer and Pelosi) with a rant lasting roughly 15 minutes that included his $5.6 billion demand for a border wall, and threatened that he was willing to keep the government closed for “years” if that’s what it took to get his wall.

He also, unprompted, brought up the Democrats who want him impeached, and even blamed Pelosi for new Democratic congresswoman Rashida Tlaib saying at a party earlier this week that Democrats would impeach the “motherfucker” Trump. (It is unclear why Trump would think Pelosi was responsible for this.)

Along with saying the word “fuck” at least three times throughout the meeting, the president bizarrely stated that he did not want to call the partial government shutdown a “shutdown,” according to the source. Instead, he referred to it as a “strike.”

Someone should tell The Madness of King Trump that since it is a unfair labor practice for labor unions to call or participate in a strike or a work stoppage that interferes with the operation of a federal agency . Then he is breaking the law and should be arrested.

LOCK HIM UP!

Alt-Right Troll Milo Yiannopoulos More Than $2 Million in Debt

BROKE ASS BITCH! – Alt-Right Troll Milo Yiannopoulos More Than $2 Million in Debt

The Guardian reports: ‘

The documents indicate that as of April 2018, Yiannopoulos owed $1.6m to his own company, $400,000 to the Mercers, $153,215 to his former lawyers, $76,574 to former collaborator and Breitbart writer Allum Bokhari, and $20,000 to the luxury jewellery brand Cartier. As of 2 October, Yiannopoulos owed sums of several thousand dollars to far right writers including Ian Miles Cheong, anti-Islamic ideologue Pamela Geller and science fiction writer Theodore Beale, aka Vox Day, the documents indicate, amongst others. They were published on the website of an Australian far right figure and United Patriots Front member.

 

Donald Trump To Hold Presser at Mar-a-Lago After His Arrest and Perp Walk

Trump’s White House Approves The Use of “Lethal Force” Against Migrants

Via The Military Times:

The White House late Tuesday signed a memo allowing troops stationed at the border to engage in some law enforcement roles and use lethal force, if necessary — a move that legal experts have cautioned may run afoul of the Posse Comitatus Act.

The new “cabinet order” was signed by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, not President Donald Trump. It allows “Department of Defense military personnel” to “perform those military protective activities that the Secretary of Defense determines are reasonably necessary” to protect border agents, including “a show or use of force (including lethal force, where necessary), crowd control, temporary detention. and cursory search.”

There are approximately 5,900 active-duty troops and 2,100 National Guard forces deployed to the U.S.-Mexico border.  Some of those activities, including crowd control and detention, may run into potential conflict with the 1898 Posse Comitatus Act. If crossed, the erosion of the act’s limitations could represent a fundamental shift in the way the U.S. military is used, legal experts said.

The Posse Comitatus Act, was enacted in 1878, and forbids the use of the United States Army, and through it, its offspring, the United States Air Force, as a posse comitatus or for law enforcement purposes without the approval of Congress.

The original provision was enacted as Section 15 of chapter 263, of the Acts of the 2nd session of the 45th Congress.

Sec. 15. From and after the passage of this act it shall not be lawful to employ any part of the Army of the United States, as a posse comitatus, or otherwise, for the purpose of executing the laws, except in such cases and under such circumstances as such employment of said force may be expressly authorized by the Constitution or by act of Congress; and no money appropriated by this act shall be used to pay any of the expenses incurred in the employment of any troops in violation of this section and any person willfully violating the provisions of this section shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and on conviction thereof shall be punished by fine not exceeding ten thousand dollars or imprisonment not exceeding two years or by both such fine and imprisonment

 

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

 

Melania Trump: "I’m The Most Bullied Person In The World."

Melania Trump: “I’m The Most Bullied Person In The World.”

Yahoo News reports:

Melania Trump has raised a fair share of eyebrows since she launched her pet project, Be Best, because it aims, in part, to combat cyberbullying — with critics accusing her husband, President Trump, of being one of Twitter’s most egregious offenders.

But the first lady shrugged off charges of hypocrisy to promote her anti-bullying initiative during this month’s solo trip to Ghana, Malawi, Kenya, and Egypt. Now a newly released interview excerpt shows the first lady defending her work with Be Best for a personal reason: She sees herself as a victim of bullying.

“I could say I’m the most bullied person on the world,” she told Llamas. “One of them — if you really see what people [are] saying about me.”

 

Melania. It’s not bullying if saying that you are a soulless gold-digging whore is the actual truth.

 

 

KKK-ristian Right Blogger “Activist Mommy”: Gays Are Teaching Our Kids In School How To “engage in oral and anal sex”

Yesterday raging anti-gay loon Kristian Johnston aka “Activist Mommy” who hail’s from Columbus, Ohio (which also happens to be the hometown of anti-gay harpy Linda Harvey of Mission:America) appeared on FRC hate group leader Tony Perkins’ radio show to promote her coming “Sex Ed Sit-Out.”

Via the Family Research Council:

“Would you believe that groups like the Human Rights Campaign, a radical, leftist LGBT organization, and Planned Parenthood are working in concert together and sneaking into the schools — claiming to be abstinence-only education. And do you know what they consider ‘abstinence-only’ to be? Teaching kids how to masturbate with each other and engage in oral and anal sex.

“Not to mention that the Human Rights Campaign, of course, is encouraging kids to question their gender through ‘anti-bullying’ programs. And parents don’t know this is taking place! They are very sneaky with the language, they change the names of the programs so that they can’t trace the programs… This is outrageous, and we aren’t going to stand for it. Our kids’ innocence is not for sale.”

They have classes in anal sex now! Damn. I had to learn the hard way!