A producer for Tucker Carlson Tonight happened to notice that CVS is now selling sex toys and FOX News ran with it like a dog with a bone.

” There’s a Tush Cush for $11.97, though the accompanying lotion that goes with it will set you back an additional $11.97. And if you’ve got the cash, right there in the middle, the Buzzy Butt will run you $32.50. Information just wanted you to know about New York.” – Fox News correspondent Trace Gallagher.

Carlson’s reply: “But it’s immoral to sell Marlboros, Trace, just so you know. Thank you for your reporting. You blow my mind every night.”

A small feat.