Gays Are Possessed By “Fart Demons” Says New Hampshire Ministry Founder. (Well That Stinks)

Bert Farias

Bert Fart-ias Farias (pictured), founder of Holy Fire Ministries of Windham, NH believes that all gay people are possessed by demons.  Not the Linda Blair in the Exorcist Pazuzu kind of demon.  But “fart demons.”

Yes you read that right, fart demons.

Farias  claims that in choosing to be gay, a person chooses to engage in “unclean demonic practices.” Once that happens, they become possessed by “putrid-smelling” demons so stinky they can drive pigs to suicide!.

“Homosexuality is actually a demon spirit. It is such a putrid smelling demon that other demons don’t even like to hang around it.”

There is an account in the Bible where Jesus casts out 2,000 demons out of a man. The demons came out screaming and begged Jesus to send them into the pigs. The pigs didn’t want them, so they ran down a steep hill and were drowned in the sea.

Pigs have more sense than some humans. People embrace homosexual demons, but the pigs would rather die than be possessed with demon.  A genuine prophet of God told me that the Lord allowed him to smell this demon spirit, and he got sick to his stomach.

Allow me to school you in Basic Sex 101. If being gay was natural, two men or two women could produce a baby, but they can’t. Their sexual reproductive organs do not complement each other therefore making it impossible for them to procreate. It can never be natural for two men or two women to get married and live together. Our culture’s acceptance and celebration of gay behavior will never make it right. Wrong is wrong no matter how many people are for it. And right is right no matter how many people are against it. Homosexuality is not new. It’s been around for thousands of years. It’s as old as the devil himself. “

Farias begs gay people to “not get upset with me” about his smelly new theory. “[You] will see that I am actually trying to help you,” he assured them

Farias also warned that the growing acceptance of homosexuality in the United States is a sign from the man upstairs that our society is in “the last stages of decay” and that there will be severe “destructive physical, emotional, and spiritual consequences.”

And here I thought “the last stages of decay” in our society was another movie remake of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Silly me.

*FART*

Source: Right Wing Watch

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