William Tapley, a 71-year-old retired furniture engineer from Forestport, NY and self-described “Co-prophet of the End Times” and “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” predicts that Zombies are the just a part of the master plan of “The End Times” and we all better prepare.

But then again in the past he’s also said that you won’t get “raptured” if you use a condom.