A little over a year ago when Tom Hardy’s pouty lips became a blip on every gay mans radar in America after the release of his 2010 movie “Inception.  An interview in the UK newspaper the Daily Mail got tongues wagging and crotches stirring when Hardy “kinda”  admitted he’s had sexual relations with men:

 But asked if he’d ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said: ‘As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. ‘I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.'” 

Now fast forward one year and Hardy who is now more well known and  and who will starring as the villainous Bane along side Christian Bale in whats sure to be a mega-blockbuster,  Batman: The Dark Knight Rises.  Now wants everyone to know that he’s doesn’t “take it up the arse”

From an interview in UK Marie Claire:

. ‘I don’t regret anything I’ve ever said It’s just a shame things are misconstrued and I don’t get the opportunity to explain.’ Not even the time he said he’d enjoyed relationships with men in his twenties?

‘I have never put my p-nis in a man,’ is Hardy’s characteristically direct response. ‘Ive never had a cock in my arse, and I have no fucking desire for it. If that’s what you like, cool. But it doesn’t do it for me.’ He’s irritated his words were taken out of context but concedes, ‘one thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about’.

I don;t really understand how “‘As a boy? Of course I have.(sexual relations with other men) I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. ‘I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality” can be misconstrued.  Is this Hardy If he is backpedaling so that he is cast as alpha-male action star or is he just telling us he doesn’t bottom?.

If thats the case, okay Tom,  no anal sex, we got it.  And thats fine bro because those lips were made for kisses and  BJ’s anyway and I am sure we can all live with that.