“There is no demographic group in the nation, among all the racial and ethnic affiliations, which ever features nudity, half-nudity and simulated sex acts in their parades. Indeed, they don’t even march in dog collars. But to those whose idea of freedom is genital liberation, sexuality is their central identity. The real problem here is the reluctance of the media to accurately cover gay pride events. The bias is palpable.” – Catholic League’s head maniac Bill Donahue, who unwittingly has just compared Gay Pride Parades to hot summer nights in Vatican City the big difference is that our parades feature those of legal consent.