Unfunny neanderthal comic Adam Carolla who’s probably best remembered for “The Man Show” which aired on Comedy Central with Jimmy Kimmel has just shoved a stake through what little of his comedy career he has left.

Corolla, on how he’s writing his will: (And this ISN’T a joke)

Look, if something happens to me, I’d rather my kids were raised by a heterosexual couple rather than a gay couple, all things being equal. I just believe a mom and dad is better than two dads or two moms. I don’t believe this, I just know this. I’m an atheist, it’s not a religious thing, it’s a nature thing. Whenever I say this, someone says, “Oh, so you’d rather your kids be raised by a bigamist, junkie uneducated, white trash, racist heterosexual couple versus a very loving, well-to-do gay couple?” I’m like, “No, it’s everything being equal. Exact same house, school district, minivan. If the gay couple is a little bit richer and a little bit better and live in a little bit better school district, I’d give the kids over to the gays.”

See you Adam.  Maybe Jimmy Kimmel needs a coffee boy.