* Unfortunately Ryan Kwanten won’t be dropping trou for Playgirl: But he did, however, have an idea for a couple of his costars in Playgirl. “Maybe Stephen [Moyer] and Alex [Skarsgård] can do a little tandem,” he cracked.” Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet idea Ryan!
* Mariah Carey might have a bun in the oven. Imagine. Mimi in labour in a Hello Kitty hospital gown. In HEELS. And after her water breaks, she’ll get her makeup done, and her hair blown out, and she’ll be the first person ever in the history of sound to scream through 7 octaves during her contractions.
* True Blood is headed to the BIG Screen, 30 feet of Alex Skarsgård? The ushers will be mopping up drool during showings. (Oh and SUCK IT “Twilight”.)
* HOT Geek Of The Week – Brad Goreski’of the Rachel Zoe Project. Face of an accountant. Body of a porn star. Rachel Zoe knows how to pick her assistants apparently.