Somewhere Paul Baressi is laughing his ass off somewhere as the recent edition of The National Enquirer is reporting that allegedly picked up a hunky masseur (Codeword: RENTBOY) in mid-January that he had met via Craigslist, then drove him to the Beverley Hilton hotel and offered him $200 an hour for sex and tried to sweeten the pot by offering a threesome. (Fellow Xitan Tom Cruise?)

He tried to pay me for sex,” said the hired help, who passed a lie-detector polygraph test. “It was very clear that John Travolta wanted me to perform a sexual act on him and that he would pay me to do it.”

Tsk tsk tsk.  Busted again. 

What un the world would Sandy Dumbrowski think?