It seems that Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum has had enough, enough he says of being associated with the after frothy mix of mano a mano sex and has stomped his way to GOOGLE where he whined to them that they should take Dan Savages www.spreadingsantorum.com down and then actually had the stupidity yto theorized that GOOGLE had an agenda against him.
“I suspect if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, they’d get rid of it,” Santorum said. “If you’re a responsible business, you don’t let things like that happen in your business that have an impact on the country. To have a business allow that type of filth to be purveyed through their website or through their system is something that they say they can’t handle but I suspect that’s not true.”
But the fact that Dan Because Savage actually created a new definition for “santorum” and put it into use, as opposed to merely tricking an algorithm to confuse search results is like Ricky saying to Google ‘I don’t like the word unicorn and I think that that definition should go away.”
Love him or hate him you have to admit that Dan Savage’s revenge on Rick Santorum is one of the most brilliant FUCK YOU’s ever!
Now that Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum is back and has deluded dreams of a Presidential run after all these years he’s finally admitting the teeny weeny problem that he has. No, not his penis. The fact that when his last name is GOOGLED the first result that comes up is this website which was created by Dan Savage in 2003 in response to Santorum’s anti-gay remarks which describes “Santorum” as a by product of anal sex. (Priceless!)
Well now after almost 8 years Santorum has become a whiney bitch about it and Dan Savage today replies to “Roll Over Rover Rick”:
“You have to love how Santorum is out there mewling about being the victim here and about civility—this from the man who compared people in stable, loving same-sex relationships to dog fuckers and kiddie rapists, this from a man who would make gay and straight sodomy illegal, ban gay marriage and any other protections for same-sex couples, and prevent loving same-sex couples from adopting children who need homes. This from a man who would literally destroy my family if it were within in his power to do so.
And the ‘Savage Love’ gang? All we did was make a dirty joke at his expense. There has been no effort to strip Rick Santorum of his civil rights, no moves to nullify his marriage, no one has suggested that his children be taken out of his home, no one is trying to prevent him from having more children. No one has compared Rick Santorum to a dog fucker or a pedophile. Compared to Rick Santorum, my readers and I have been models of decorum and restraint.
And don’t think you’re fooling us, Rick. Now that you’re running for president—eight years after we redefined ‘santorum’ — you’re whining to attract a little attention to your campaign and because your advisors think that maybe you’ll get a little traction playing the pansy-assed victim card, à la Sarah Palin, and rake in a few bucks. Oh, look at all that mean gay dude—one of the guys I want to oppress—he’s picking on meeeeeeeeeee!”
This is why I love love love Dan Savage. He makes a brilliant point and he doesn’t mince words. He makes the right connections. He is also NOT AFRAID to fight back with hsi activism in th most creative ways instead of letting homophobic assholes like Santorum spew his bile and bullshit and get away with it.
Santorum compared us to dog fuckers so Dan Sanage turned Rick Santorum into his frothy little bitch.
I worship the quicksand that Dan savage walks upon.