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TitanMen Will Pay Off Aaron Schock’s $1 Million Legal Debts if He’ll Star in a Gay Porn Film

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When a Downton Abbey decorated window closes a closet door can open. 

Well at least it can for disgraced for GOP Congressman Aaron Schock who has been in the crosshairs of the Justice Department and FBI for alleged misspending of campaign and government dollars and who owes $746,985.45 to Jones Day who represented Schock when he resigned from Congress.

Well the gay adult porn company TitanMen has made Aaron Sh-COCK an offer that he shouldn’t refuse.

Titan Media TitanMen writes, in a press release:

Powerhouse TitanMen.com (work-unfriendly) has announced it will pay off the outstanding legal debt, up to $1,000,000.00, for former U.S. Congressman Aaron Schock if the rock-hard bodied Republican will agree to an exclusive contract to star in a series of hardcore TitanMen gay porn films.

The boyishly handsome and muscular 34-year-old Republican became a media sensation thanks to his Instagram account, which features homoerotic images of Schock on expensive and exotic vacations, his chiseled physique on display in extreme sports, and for his dapper sense of fashion.

Aaron Schock stands 5’8″ tall and weighs in at 165 pounds of lean muscle. His impressive six-pack abs earned him a cover and in-depth interview in Men’s Health magazine, where he revealed the secret to his impressive physique: a grueling daily workout routine that includes 60-75 minutes of strength training followed by a five-mile run at 6:30 am.

“TitanMen has a history of signing iconically handsome men with both brains and brawn, and Aaron Schock fits that profile to a ‘T’,” said TitanMen Vice-President and managing partner Keith Webb. “Despite Schock’s scandal over allegedly misappropriating campaign funds, he has so much more to offer our fans. What we’re offering is a win-win situation, giving him the opportunity to break free and come out in a whole new world!”

Schock of has stated over and over (unconvincingly) that he is straight. And of course being a Republican and all was opposed to same-sex marriage throughout his time in office. He also supported a federal marriage amendment, opposed repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’, oppose the repeal of DOMA and voted against adding sexual orientation to federal hate crimes statutes.

As for Titan Media we can only assume the Schock would be typecast as a pass-around pig bottom. (And rightfull so.)

Is everyone ready for Aaron Does Akron?