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WOOF! – Jon Hamm’s Massive Member Causing the Battle of the Bulge on the Set of Mad Men

John HammVia NYDN Confidential:

An AMC insider tells Confidenti@l that during filming of the sixth season of the hit show Mad Men — when the ’60s-style clothing was a tight fit — Hamm was politely instructed by a staffer at the network to please wear underwear while shooting his scenes.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source tells us. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

“His privates are the inside joke. (Hamm) knows what he’s got. Imagine how distracting that would be on the side of a bus or building.”

Oh yeah.  I can imagine……….

John Hamm bulge

Video Anthony Weiner’s Press Conference – It WAS Weiner’s Wiener Big Deal. (Oh Wait It Is BIG!)

This afternoon Rep. Anthony Weiner held a press conference where he did admit that the picture of the man in the grey boxers with an erection is him and he did send it. 

Weiner is not resigning nor should he.  He has broken no law, and has not broken any Rules of the House.

And for those of you out there who say its a double standard for him to get away with it because if it were a Republican like Chris Lee, or Larry Craig you are 100 PERCENT WRONG.

Anthony Weiner unlike all those hypocritical Republicans who were caught did not run on Family Values Platform like Lee or Craig and even before his wedding 2 years ago was a bit of a ladies man (Dammit!)  So there goes the double standard argument.

And everyone get over it.  Especially the press and media.  What year is this 1662?  Want him to wear a BIG RED W on the front of his pants.

As for the picture.  Impressive Anthony!  You  might have to change your name to Anthony Hebrew National Bun Sized Franks

Actor Adrien Brody Traumatized By Well Hung Gay Goat! (Not Even I Could Make This Up)

Actor Adrien Brody just wanted to populate his upstate New York “gentleman’s farm”, with a couple of goats — or at least his now-ex-girlfriend did. So he bought a couple of them, thinking they were female. They were not. Both were male, and one needed to get his rocks off real bad.

“The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic,” says Brody. “There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats.”

What to do? Get rid of them both. “It’s best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them free… because I felt that they were in captivity and the one was receiving a lot of aggression on the other one’s behalf… so I sent them off to Sonoma” in California

Oh Addian.  So cute, so dumb.  (Hey, what can I sayI have a thing for big noses…..and six packs!.)  That’s not goats being gay, that’s goats displaying dominance. You’re not supposed to have two male goats in the same space, they’re aggressive.

As for being traumatized by a horny an aggressive goat? I wonder if Halle Berry can relate?

Oklahoma City Catholic Parish In A Tizzy Over Well Hung Jesus!

OMG….and I mean that!

Members of a suburban Oklahoma City Catholic church are swelling in anger over a seemingly extremely  Jesus!

Via SLOG

Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus’ abdominal area. Seeton said the portion of the crucifix in question is meant to be Jesus’ abdomen “showing distension” — not a penis. Seeton said, “I’ve had people who have vocally said that that’s what they see there. I’ve had people who have been just as vocal who said that’s not what they’re seeing there.” Janet Jaime, a local iconography artist who designed the crucifix, had no comment. “I think it was painted according to the certain specific rules of iconography and church art,” Seeton said of the crucifix. The crucifix is about 10 feet tall. It has been hanging above the altar since Feb. 21.

But you know the tumescent Jesus – that is, with a big old hard-on – was a recurring image in medieval iconography. It signified his earthly power. Clement Greenberg wrote a definitive essay on it.

This gives a whole new meaning to Jesus loves you