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Gay-ly News Round-up 8/23/13: Nikolai Alekseev’s Tantrum Continues, John Travolta, Filmore Protest and MORE

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*Daniel Hernandez, former intern turned politician who saved Gabby Giffords life hit with nasty GOP/Tea Party recall effort insinuating that he’s not a real man because he is gay.

*John Travolta, Orange Is the New Black‘s Laura Prepon, Parenthood‘s Erika Christensen, Jenna Elfman, and Michael Pena attend Scientology Gala in L.A.  HAIL XENU!

*The Casa Di Amici Condominium condo association of Venice, Florida ends ban on unmarried couples at a special meeting last Thursday where they amended a rule allowing only singles and husband-and-wife couples to buy or lease units within the community. The policy, approved in a July 17 meeting as part of 34 pages of amendments, generated anger among some who saw the measure as discriminatory against gay couples, who cannot legally marry in Florida.”

*Equality MD to protest Mexican anti-gay band rock/rap band Molotav at the Fillmore in Silver Springs.  Molotov’s response “Go fuck your whore mother.”  At least they are bi-lingual in their hate.

*Will Emery, the 17-year-old son of a banker, is the first openly gay elected student head of a top British school, according to UK media.  Go Will!

*Bloomberg News Editorial Board piles on American Sochi Russia Winter Olympic sponsors: “Unless the IOC acts, sponsors such as Coca-Cola Co., McDonald’s Corp. and Visa Inc. will be tied to an officially anti-gay Olympics.” BURN!

*The TSA issues guidelines for transgender travelers that basically state:  If you are transgender, you can expect TSA’s travel requirements to be even more inconvenient and humiliating than they are for non-transgender travelers.  Hope and change my ass.

*Mg Ser Miang, the Vice President of the International Olympic Committe, made clear today that he has no plans to do anything, because the Sochi Russian Winter Olympics are going to be a “wonderful” games.

*And speaking of CRAZY.  Russian LGBT activist Nikolai Alekseev wrote an op-ed for the Russian television network RT in which he once again acts like a petulant child speaking out against the American LGBT communities help against the atrocities going on in Russia because he is not in charge.  Rumors of payoff. drug addiction and alcoholism are being reported.

Geraldo Rivera Claims He Was “Manually Raped” By TSA Worker

Geraldo Rivera appeared on Fox and Friends to discuss a story testerday about an eighteen-month-old child appearing on the TSA’s no fly list. but Rivera hijacked most of the segment to his own TSA “nightmare”  story about being persecuted by the TSA by being put on a “no fly list and also claims that he was “manually raped” by a male TSA worker.

“The last time I flew to Afghanistan I got manually raped by a guy who – the scanner wasn’t working,” said Rivera, before adding that his “junk was junked” by a TSA screener.

“This guy, it seemed to me, was getting off on it…And the more and the tighter I got and the angrier I got,” said Rivera. “You know, he just wanted to be a little more intimate.”

Rivera explained how his trouble with the TSA began when he got put on a ‘no fly list’ and was continually subjected to “enhanced interrogation and search” every time he took a flight.

“And I was so frustrated. I called the TSA, and I called and I called. I went on television. I exposed them, I embarrassed them. I said, ‘can’t ya?’ And they just could not remove my name from the computer that had the no-fly list.”

Poor Geraldo is mistaken.  That wasn’t the “no fly list” he was on.  It was actually the “no credibility list”.

And as for the TSA’s workers ecploration to Geraldo’s nether regions.

Much like Al Capone’s vault he found nothing there.

TSA Surveillance Video Proves Senator Rand Paul Is A Drama Queen And A Liar

The TSA has released the surveillance video of the perpetually greasy and unwashed looking Senator Rand Pauls much ballyhooed “detention” after refusing a pat-down in the Nashville airport in which he said he was verbally abused and barked at.

The incident started after the scanner Paul walked through sounded its alarm. Current TSA rules would require Paul to undergo a mandatory pat-down before proceeding to his plane.  Paul denied the pat-down.  (as if anyone would willingly want to touch his “junk”.
The clip, with fictional funny annotations added by buzzfeed proves that Paul was just being a drama queen and liar and sat casually sitting in a chair talking on a cell phone until they ecoreted his skeevy ass out the door for being uncoperative.

PRESENTING: The Miss TSA 2011 Pin-Up Calendar!

Created by a German agency for a Japanese computer display company called EIZO, the calendar models  are REALLY just good CGI and have nothing to do with the TSA.  So noone out there get your panties in a bunch

The calendars are available for purchase on eBay

And Goddammit I wish I thought of this!