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ELECTRIC DREAMS: "When Will Met Tom (Hardy)" - A ChatGPT Love Story

ELECTRIC DREAMS: “When Will Met Tom (Hardy)” – A ChatGPT Love Story

“A Boy Can Dream, But Do AI Algorithms?” – Kevin Waldron

I had to try ChatGPT so I took two of my favorite subjects the hunk-a-hunk-a-burning love actor Tom Hardy. I just had to and now i can’t get it out of my mind.

WHEN WILL MET TOM

Tom Hardy and Will Kohler met for the first time at a charity event in Los Angeles. Tom was immediately drawn to Will’s sharp wit and warm personality. Over the course of the evening, the two men chatted and laughed as they enjoyed each other’s company. Tom felt a strong connection to Will, one that he couldn’t explain.

As the night wore on, Tom found himself wanting to be alone with Will. He invited Will to his hotel room for a nightcap, and Will accepted. Once they were alone, Tom poured two glasses of whiskey and sat down next to Will on the couch.

They talked for a while, discussing their lives and their dreams. Tom was surprised by how much they had in common. He found himself becoming more and more attracted to Will as the night went on. Finally, he couldn’t resist any longer. He leaned in and kissed Will.

Will was taken aback at first, but he quickly responded, his arms wrapping around Tom’s neck as they kissed deeply. Tom’s hands roamed over Will’s body, his fingers tracing the curves of his muscles as they pressed closer together.

From that moment on, Tom and Will were inseparable. They spent every moment they could together, exploring the city, trying new restaurants, and sharing their deepest thoughts and desires. Tom found himself falling deeply in love with Will, and he knew that he had to tell him.

One night, as they sat on the balcony of Tom’s hotel room, looking out at the city below, Tom took Will’s hand and turned to him. “Will,” he said softly. “I have to tell you something. I love you.”

Will’s eyes widened in surprise, but then a smile spread across his face. “Tom,” he said, “I love you too.”

From that moment on, Tom and Will’s love only grew stronger. They traveled the world together, experiencing new cultures and adventures. They supported each other through thick and thin, and their love never wavered.

Years later, as they sat together on the beach in Hawaii, watching the sun set over the ocean, Tom turned to Will and took his hand. “I’m so grateful that I met you,” he said. “You’re the love of my life.”

Will smiled and leaned in to kiss Tom. “I feel the same way,” he said. “I love you, Tom Hardy.”

And with that, they sat together, watching the sun dip below the horizon, knowing that they would always be together, forever in love.

The End.

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Oscar Nominee Snubs and Surprises: Max Max: Fury Road Leaves Them In The Dust

Tom Hardy

“Mad Max: Fury Road” was showered with honors by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, picking up Oscar nominations for best picture and best director.

There will be sex best picture nominees to join Max: “Bridge of Spies”, “The Revenant”, “Spotlight,” “The Big Short,” “The Martian,” “Brooklyn” and “Room.” Notably not among them: “Straight Outta Compton” and “Carol,” both of which were pegged to make the cut by awards handicappers.

The Revenant,” directed by Alejandro G. Iñárritu, drew 12 nominations in total — the most of any film — with Leonardo DiCaprio honored for his wounded frontiersman and Tom Hardy for his villainous supporting role.

With 10 nominations, George Miller’s “Mad Max: Fury Road” was the second most-honored film, although most of its support came from technical areas, like film editing, costume design and makeup and hairstyling. Behind “Fury Road” came “The Martian,” with seven nominations – although its director, Ridley Scott, was prominently snubbed – and “Spotlight,” with six, including nods for its director, Tom McCarthy, and two of its supporting actors, Mark Ruffalo and Rachel McAdams.

The acting fields were filled with familiar faces. As expected, Cate Blanchett came away with her sixth best actress nomination for “Carol.” Jennifer Lawrence, now a four-time nominee, this time for “Joy,” joined Ms. Blanchett in the category. Also selected were Brie Larson from “Room,” Charlotte Rampling from “45 Years” and Saoirse Ronan from “Brooklyn.”

DiCaprio, picking up his fifth acting nomination, will be competing against the reigning best actor winner, Eddie Redmayne, who picked up a nod for “The Danish Girl.” Voters also backed Matt Damon (“The Martian”), Bryan Cranston (“Trumbo”) and Michael Fassbender (“Steve Jobs”). Surprisingly Tom Hardy and his pouty lips was not nominated for MMFR.

Other SNUBS this year include Johnny Depp for his portrayal of Whitey Bulger in “Black Mass”.  Charlize Theron for her one armed ass-kicking convoy leader in MMFR, and Harrison Ford whos last turn as Han Solo will go awardless.

Here’s the complete list for the 88th Academy Awards:

BEST PICTURE
The Big Short
Bridge of Spies
Brooklyn
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Room
Spotlight

BEST ACTOR
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo
Matt Damon, The Martian
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl

BEST ACTRESS
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Brie Larson, Room
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Christian Bale, The Big Short
Tom Hardy, The Revenant
Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Sylvester Stallone, Creed

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight
Rooney Mara, Carol
Rachel McAdams, Spotlight
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs

DIRECTING
Adam McKay – The Big Short
George Miller – Mad Max: Fury Road
Alejandro G. Iñárritu – The Revenant
Lenny Abrahamson – Room
Tom McCarthy – Spotlight

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
Anomalisa
Boy and the World
Inside Out
Shaun the Sheep Movie
When Marnie Was There

COSTUME DESIGN
Carol
Cinderella
The Danish Girl
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
Amy
Cartel Land
The Look of Silence
What Happened, Miss Simone?
Winter on Fire

DOCUMENTARY SHORT
Body Team
Chau, Beyond the Lines
Claude Lanzmann
A Girl in the River: The Price of Forgiveness
Last Day of Freedom

MAKEUP AND HAIR STYLING
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared
The Revenant

ORIGINAL SONG
“Earned It” – Fifty Shades of Grey
“Manta Ray” – Racing Extinction
“Simple Song #3” – Youth
“Til It Happens to You” – The Hunting Ground
“Writing’s on the Wall” – Spectre

ANIMATED SHORT
Bear Story
Prologue
Sanjay’s Super Team
We Can’t Live Without Cosmos
World of Tomorrow

SOUND EDITING
Mad Max: Fury Road
Sicario
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The Martian
The Revenant

FILM EDITING
The Big Short
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Spotlight
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Embrace of the Serpent
Mustang
Son of Saul
Theeb
A War

ORIGINAL SCORE
Bridge of Spies
Carol
The Hateful Eight
Sicario
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

PRODUCTION DESIGN
Bridge of Spies
The Danish Girl
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant

VISUAL EFFECTS
Ex Machina
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Big Short
Brooklyn
Carol
The Martian
Room

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Bridge of Spies
Ex Machina
Inside Out
Spotlight
Straight Outta Compton

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Carol
The Hateful Eight
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant
Sicario

WATCH: The EXCLUSIVE Trailer For “London Road” The UK Serial Killer Musical Starring Tom Hardy – Video

Tom Hardy in London Road

 

London Road, is an adaptation of the award-winning National Theatre production about the arrest of Steve Wright, an Ipswich man who was convicted of murdering five sex workers in 2008. Rufus Norris’s film uses the dialogue from the real townsfolk who were interviewed by author Alecky Blythe as they came to terms with the fact that a serial killer had been living in their community.  The movie  is written in verbatim style, meaning the spoken text is reproduced by the performers exactly as recorded in interviews, in this case conducted by Blythe with the residents of London Road and some of the women who worked as prostitutes there, as well as members of the media who gathered in the area to report the news. The lyrics in the musical segments are similarly derived from the interviews as recorded, with the meter, pitch and rhythm of the music following the patterns of the original recorded speech as closely as possible.

Produced by the National Theatre, BBC Films and Cuba Pictures, the movie features Tom Hardy and Olivia Colman in roles of Mark, a taxi driver and Julie, the organizer of Ipswich´s Neighborhood Watch.

 

#SDCC14 – FIRST LOOK: Mad Max: Fury Road Trailer Starring Tom Hardy – Video

Mad Max

 

The Comic Con trailer for the Mad Max reboot titled Mad Max: Fury Road has been released starring the ever humpy Tom Hardy.

Synopsis: 

The post-apocalyptic action film is set in the furthest reaches of our planet, in a stark desert landscape where humanity is broken, and most everyone is crazed fighting for the necessities of life.

‘Within this world of fire and blood exist two rebels on the run who just might be able to restore order… There’s Max, a man of action and a man of few words, who seeks peace of mind following the loss of his wife and child in the aftermath of the chaos.

‘And… Furiosa, a woman of action and a woman who believes her path to survival may be achieved if she can make it across the desert back to her childhood homeland.’

Who needs story.  I’ll go just to see Tom Hardy take his shirt off.

WOOF!

Actor Tom Hardy In Talks To Play Gay Rugby Icon Gareth Thomas After Mickey Rourke Bails

Actor Mickey Rourke has dropped out of starring in the movie he’s developing about gay Welsh rugby icon Gareth Thomas because he says he’s too old for the training

The physical thing is harder than I thought. I’m just trying to get fit enough to do it.”  Said the 59 year old Rourke

The UK Sun is reporting that Tom Hardy (the man with the lips to die for) is now in talks to replace Rourke and play Thomas. The movie will feature Gareth’s personal struggle when he came out as gay in 2009.

Gareth said: “I was talking to Mickey yesterday and basically we’re now talking to other big-name actors who could play the part instead. We had talked about using computer-generated special effects with Mickey but we don’t think that will be as realistic, so it’s time to find someone new.”

He revealed Batman star Tom Hardy (above left) is now in talks for the part that will feature Gareth’s personal struggle when he came out as gay in 2009.

Hardy replacing Rourke?  THANK GOD!

Not only will the film be entertaining now but the locker room scenes will be a HUGE BONUS!

 

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (TRAILER)

I cannot wait for this movie to open. Not only does it star some phenomenal acting talents in the Gary Oldman, John Hurt and Colin Firth to name just a few. It also stars the hunky and talented Tom Hardy as Ricky Tarr. For those who aren’t familiar with ‘Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy’ it is based on a 1974 spy novel by John Le Carré. ‘Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy’ was first adapted for television in 1979 for the BBC featuring Sir Alec Guinness in the title role of George Smiley.

For those who’d like a bit more information, Keith Olbermann talked about this film in his #1 segment a few nights ago:

Actor Tom Hardy Wants To Make It Perfectly Clear: “I’ve Never Had A Cock Up My Arse”

A little over a year ago when Tom Hardy’s pouty lips became a blip on every gay mans radar in America after the release of his 2010 movie “Inception.  An interview in the UK newspaper the Daily Mail got tongues wagging and crotches stirring when Hardy “kinda”  admitted he’s had sexual relations with men:

 But asked if he’d ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said: ‘As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. ‘I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.'” 

Now fast forward one year and Hardy who is now more well known and  and who will starring as the villainous Bane along side Christian Bale in whats sure to be a mega-blockbuster,  Batman: The Dark Knight Rises.  Now wants everyone to know that he’s doesn’t “take it up the arse”

From an interview in UK Marie Claire:

. ‘I don’t regret anything I’ve ever said It’s just a shame things are misconstrued and I don’t get the opportunity to explain.’ Not even the time he said he’d enjoyed relationships with men in his twenties?

‘I have never put my p-nis in a man,’ is Hardy’s characteristically direct response. ‘Ive never had a cock in my arse, and I have no fucking desire for it. If that’s what you like, cool. But it doesn’t do it for me.’ He’s irritated his words were taken out of context but concedes, ‘one thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about’.

I don;t really understand how “‘As a boy? Of course I have.(sexual relations with other men) I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. ‘I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality” can be misconstrued.  Is this Hardy If he is backpedaling so that he is cast as alpha-male action star or is he just telling us he doesn’t bottom?.

If thats the case, okay Tom,  no anal sex, we got it.  And thats fine bro because those lips were made for kisses and  BJ’s anyway and I am sure we can all live with that.

Tom Hardy Shirtless & Ripped In "The Warrior" Movie Poster

The new movie poster for the upcoming martial arts/boxing film “The Warrior” starring and extremely ripped Tom Hardy has all making of being the gay man’s version of the Farrah Fawcett poster from the 1980’s

WOOF!

Tom is SMOKING HOT! (And the other guy ain’t bad either)

If only it were a porn movie.

What’s "Too Gay" Today? GLEE Beefcake!, Tom Hardy Jerkin?, NOM Can SUCK IT!, John Barrowman ALERT!, Republican Sex and Marriage Advice, and MORE!

* Glee-fcake: Chord Overstreet, Cory Monteith, and Matthew Morrison show skin for last nights Rocky Horror Show GLEE episode. Now where the HELL is my PUCK!

*  Handsome, hot, hunky and swoonworthy Tom Hardy is close to signing up for Universal’s Snow White and the Huntsman also the studio is in talks with Angelina Jolie to play evil queen Ravenna.  Must resist comments having to do with Tom Hardy and “jerkin”.

*  Bravo has greenlit a show that might not be aimed directly at gay men. Kara DioGuardi and Jewel will host a singer-songwriter competition show with a $100,000 prize.

*  The National Organization for Marriage lost its challenge to campaign finance disclosure laws in New York, largely because they hadn’t yet violated them. NOM doesn’t want to have to disclose their money trail and is currently fighting disclosure laws in a number of states besides New York To quote La Diva Griffin ‘SUCK IT BITCHES!’

•  BBC America starts airing the BBC’s I’d Do Anything … To Be In Oliver!  tonight at 9 PM, with Andrew Lloyd Weber, Graham Norton, and John Barrowman.  I’ll just put the TV on mute and drool over John.

*  Uwe Boll, for no discernable reason, has filmed Blubberella, which the official synopsis describes as “The first female fat superhero …She will kick major ass – with her major ass …”   In 20 years poor Ed Wppd Jr. is going to lose the title of Worst Director ever.

*  Republican Sex and Marriage Advice Video.  “Do you really want to put God’s telephone inside somebody’s butt?”