Climb down off the cross, kick open the closet, and get over it already!

Evangeligay Evangelical footballer and brand monkey spanking new NY Jet Tim Tebow baffled the media by making his public training debut with a very homoerotic “unusual” shirtless run in the rain for no apparent reason.
The NY Daily News: Slowly, he sauntered away, as if “Chariots of Fire” was playing in the background, the only shirtless man around.
Me? I think he just wanted some professionally taken pictures for this Grindr profile.