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AFA Hate Group Prez Tim Wildmon: “Can tell you who’s gay” Just By Looking At Them – Video

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As part of her anti-gay promotional tour for her new book Maybe He’s Not Gay: Another View on Homosexuality (which is now back on Amazon after Amazon took it down and then put it back up after pressure and threats of a Duck Dynasty debacle ), Linda “Hate Hag” Harvey appeared as a guest on American Family Association’s radio broadcast to help answer some hard-hitting questions about the mean and nasty gays.

Right Wing Watch reports that one of the more pressing questions came from AFA president Tim Wildmon who, after declaring that when he is out in public he “can tell you who’s gay” just by looking at them, asked the following:

“They have these effeminate, a lot of them, actions. They walk like a girl, a lot of them. I mean, I’m just being honest. This is what everybody says but maybe nobody talks about publicly, and it just makes you wonder, how did that develop, where does that come from?”

Harvey who rarely ventures out of her hate nest in Columbus, OH blamed Hollywood for  “feminizing” men by providing non-masculine male role models in advertisements for television events like the Super Bowl.

She must be talking Tim Tebow.  He was the effeminate man I saw in any of the commercials during the Super Bowl.

 

WATCH: Tim Tebow Takes It And Gives It Like a Man (Bwahahahahahaha!) – Video

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Tim Tebow Takes It Like A Man

This year for T-Mobile’s Super Bowl commercial ad buy the wireless phone company teamed up with Tim Tebow for two commercials that poke fun at the former professional quarterback’s continued pursuit of an NFL contract. The 30-second spots showcase what Tebow has been able to accomplish WITHOUT a contract, which includes saving puppies from a burning fire…

This is actually the best work Tebow has done in or out of his professional career.  Tim might actually be able to skip gay porn and go directly to soap opera work.

 

H/T to the handsome and insanely talented Kenneth Walsh of Kenneth in the 212

ESPN Hires Tim (On His Knees) Tebow – Watch His Screen Test (Video)

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Former Florida quarterback, Heisman winner, Focus on the Family member and uber-christian Tim Tebow, has been hired as a college football analyst for the SEC Network launching in August 2014. Through a multi-year agreement, Tebow’s primary role will be as an analyst for SEC Nation, the network’s traveling pregame show that will originate from a different SEC campus each week beginning August 28, 2014. In the months leading up to launch and after, he will contribute to a variety of ESPN platforms including SportsCenter, ESPN Radio, and the network’s Heisman Trophy coverage, offering in-depth perspective as a legendary Southeastern Conference player.

Timmy will debut on January 6th for the BCS National Championship game.

I guess after the ESPN stint ends the next step will be a straight to the DVD gay porn bargain bin release of a Tim Tebow vs Ryan Lochte  naked hot oil wrestling match.  Which would be perfect for both of them.

You can watch Tim Tebow’s screen test for ESPN below:  Bwahahahaha!

Tim Tebow Cut By The New England Patriots After Only 18 Months

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Via ABC News:

After being let go by his third team in 18 months — and with the regular season just five days away — the quarterback’s chances of immediately catching on with another team seem slim. The person spoke on condition of anonymity Saturday because the Patriots had not announced the move. It was first reported by ESPN. Tebow’s stay with the Patriots lasted just under 12 weeks and could be the end of his NFL career. The former Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback played in just three of New England’s four preseason games and was sacked four times in the finale, a 28-20 win over the New York Giants on Thursday night.

I look forward to his underwear modeling career followed by his gay porn career.

NY Jets Cut Tim Tebow – Hallelujah!

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The NY Jets has officially announced that they have released Focus on the Family loving uber-Christian Tim Tebow.   He will now pass through waivers, meaning every NFL team will have a chance to claim him if any have the patience to put up with his pontificating a shennanigans.

Tebow was rumoured to be on the way out for months,  the only surprise is that the Jets waited until now to do it

While no “official” reason has been given expect cries of “religious discrimination” and the gnashing of teeth to be heard from right-wing extremist christian groups shortly.

Church Football League Anyone?

NFL – New York Jet’s Tim Tebow to Address Notorious Texas Anti-Gay Megachurch

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Tim Tebow, the anti-gay Focus on the Family member who is struggling to find an NFL team that is willing to sign him and put up with his extremist Christian antics, will be putting aside his Jets’ backup quarterback job for a day and  is scheduled to address a Texas megachurch whose pastor is notorious for anti-gay extremist statements about gays and lesbians.

Robert Jeffress of First Baptist Church Dallas gained national attention during his appearance at Family Research Council hate group sponsored Values Voter Summit and has described gays and lesbians as “perverse,” “miserable” and “abnormal” people who engage in an “unnatural” and “filthy practice” that will lead to the “implosion of our country.” Jeffress argues that the gay community employs Chinese “brainwashing techniques” in order to have homosexuality “crammed down our throats.”

Source: Right Wing Watch

 

Tim Tebow Trademarks Teabagging. Correction I Mean TEBOWING

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So far in the closet, christian wingnut and New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow has received a federal trademark for “tebowing,” the act of dropping to one knee for a brief prayer.

As of October 9, 2012, Tim Tebow now owns the trademark for “Tebowing.” Tebow  has stated that he did not acquire the trademark for financial gain  (Riiiight) and the trademark is not solely on the term to “Tebow”, but on the pose as well.

So in reality you won;t have to call it “Tebowing” to be subject to Tim’s approval. Drop to one  knee with your fist to your forehead, and if Tebow does not approve of the  context, you will pay!

So the NFL’s  most expensive novelty player has trademarked his silly pose.  What an idiot.

Well I’ve got a physical gesture for Tebow but I don’t think the Federal Trademark Office will allow me to trademark it.

 

Tim Tebow Makes GAYEST NY Jets Debut Ever Running Shirtless In The Rain – Video

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Evangeligay  Evangelical footballer and brand monkey spanking new NY Jet Tim Tebow  baffled the media by making his public training debut  with a very homoerotic “unusual” shirtless run in the rain for no apparent reason.

The NY Daily News:  Slowly, he sauntered away, as if “Chariots of  Fire” was playing in the background, the only shirtless man around.

Me?  I think he just wanted some professionally taken pictures for this Grindr profile.

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