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The Gayly News: Bryan Fischer Boy Scout, Even The GOP Hates Mitt Romney, LOGO-TV Who? And MORE!

*  163 GOP delegates bring a lawsuit against the Republican National Committee to get rid of Mitt Romney – I love it when Republicans eat their own. Would you like fries with that?

*  Montana Republican Party drops criminalizing homosexuality from its platform.  They’ll just hate us secretly. 

* LOGO-TV (are they still around) drops The A-List New York Or as many liked to refer to it The Hepatitis A List of New York.

American Family Association Bryan FISTer Fischer warned his 3 listeners that allowing gays in the Boy Scouts  would allow “homosexual pedophiles like this  Jerry Sandusky” to infiltrate the BSA.  FISTer Fischer was seen later that day being measured for a Troop Leader uniform.

* The campus LGBT Group at the scariest evangelical Christian college in America, Bob Jones University is called “BJ Unite.”  BEST NAME EVER!

True Blood creator Alan Ball says that Rick Santorum was a base point for Chris Meloni and The Vampire Authority in this seasons True Blood storyline because  ” to have a theocracy in America  is way more terrifying than any fictional monster could ever be.” – And also Santorum SUCKS!

”  Los Angeles right wing loon street preacher screams at Pride atendee’s, “Stop eating your poo-poo!”What a shithead.

All same-sex unions are against Jewish Law, United Kingdom Chief Rabbi’s consultation response says – Ah stuff a Bacon Cheese Burger in your kuglehole Rabbi.

The Reichen Lehmkuhl Story Coming Soon Toi The Dollar DVD Bin Near You!

For those of you who don;t know, Reichen Lehmkuhl, the power bottom animatronic robot, who stars in LOGO’s klassless “The A List:  New York” wrote a book,  It came out in 2006, after the won the Amazing race and before he let Lance Bass top him.  The epic autobigraphy is.called  “Here’s What We’ll Say: Growing Up, Coming Out and the US Air Force”  (God, even the title SUCKS! But then again so does Reichen.  Right Lance?) It was about being gay in the military.  (And NO Reichen was not discharged under DADT he stayed in the closet throughout his Air Force career.  He was gay and in the military, just not out and proud gay in the military) 

Well, rumor has it that now since DADT is so hawt now and all that movie makers want to make a movie out of it! (Although no one has a clue which movie makers, though)

The big question is who will they get to play the Reichen?  I mean really where do you get a star of such magnitude to play America’s foremost gay bed hopping status jumper?

My opinion is that they should wait 30 years and THEN make his life story with him starring as a homage to “Sunset Blvd” called “Santa Monica Blvd.”

I can see it now…….

INTERIOR:  Delapidated Bungalow In WeHo
Cut to close up of a bloated flabby Reichen wearing a turban and moo-moo and glaring at Joe Gillis
\Reichen:   I am big!  Its the Reality television shows and the cocks that got small!