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Ted Haggard To Appear On “Celebrity Wife Swap”, “Celebrity Male Hustler Swap” Already Booked
I tell ya sometimes these jokes write themselves…..
Oh and it gets better…..
Ted Haggard will be swapping wives with Gary Busey of all people, and for some unknown reason they are shooting at the GLBT Pride Center in Colorado Springs, CO
The premise is simple: Haggard and Busey will swap partners for a short time. The first couple of days, the men make the rules for their new “spouses.” After that, the women take charge. The fun could come from the conflict between Haggard and Sampson, who’s reportedly a spiritual woman but not a fan of organized religion.
On the surface, it might seem like an unlikely pairing, but there are several surprising parallels between Busey and Haggard. Busey is a born-again Christian and active minister with Promise Keepers, and Haggard has returned to the ministry as pastor of St. James, a new nondenominational Christian church in Colorado Springs
I guessing the Mens Room at the 1-90 Rest Area was closed for cleaning.
BREAKING Non News – Ted Haggard: I Am Bisexual and Used The Crystal Meth…..No Shit
Hypocritical, scandal plagued, tele-christomanic Ted Haggard in a profile in GQ makes the non-stunning announcement that he’s “bi-sexual”, snorted the crystal meth, and Mike Rogers the brave escort who blew the whistle on the hypocrital closet case did indeed jerk him off.
“I think that probably, if I were 21 in this society, I would identify myself as a bisexual.” But, he told GQ’s Kevin Roose: “I’m 54, with children, with a belief system, and I can have enforced boundaries in my life. Just like you’re a heterosexual but you don’t have sex with every woman that you’re attracted to, so I can be who I am and exclusively have sex with my wife and be perfectly satisfied.” About former meth dealer and escort Mike Jones, Haggard says: “We never had sex sex. I bought drugs and a massage from him, and he masturbated me at the end of it. That’s it.”
He admitted to buying drugs “five or six times” from Jones, but adds: “Sometimes I’d throw it away. Other times, I’d go someplace and masturbate and use it. But it was for masturbation. And that’s one of the reasons why I haven’t been real clear. I don’t want to stand up publicly and say, ‘Hey, I’m a masturbation guy!” “You know, that’s really the core issue here,” he added. “I bought the drugs to enhance masturbation. Because what crystal meth does–Mike taught me this–crystal meth makes it so you don’t ejaculate soon. So you can watch porn and masturbate for a long time.”
I remember when GQ was a good magazine.
Yawn.
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Homo Say What? – Ted Haggard Says He Has ‘Over-Repented’ After Gay Sex And Drug Scandal
Oh this is rich…….
Ted Haggard is sending out E-Bulletins comparing himself to Michael Vicks and Tiger Woods saying that he should be doing what hje loves doing, (Taking Meth, getting fucked and fleecing all those born again suckers?) and that he’s “over-repented” about his “crisis“ (Does that mean he takes it back?)
Ah Ted. A few I’m sorrys, and a few tears and it’s off to, pass the basket, because you can’t do anything else but preach because it’s the only way you won’t have to work.
For-profit religion at its finest. If you want to fool others the best way to do it is to fool yourself first..
Go ahead and make some money Ted.
There are alot of needy rentboys ouyt there that can use some “christian” assistance.
WATCH: The Ex-Gay Theme Song Parody "Marching With The Devil" aka "Bringing Up The REAR!" – HYSTERICAL! (Video)
Starring: Larry Craig, Ted Haggard, George Rekker, and Roy Ashburn!
Video created by the extremely talented Gary Stewart: