Tag Archives: Sissor Sisters

Watch: The Elvira MOTD and Sissor Sisters Halloween Special! – Only 5 More Days Till Halloween! (Video)

Scissor Sisters TV presents Elvira’s Halloween Special: Watch Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, as she introduces Scissor Sisters’ feature presentation… Night Work! With special appearances from Sir Ian McKellen. Elvira also dishes the dirt on the band’s upcoming plans, including their tour next year with Lady Gaga. Happy

Best line ever:  “I wouldn;t touch those guys with a 10 foot pole.  Luckily they’d only touch me if I had a pole”

How true.  Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

What’s "Too Gay" Today? – True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard Lets It Swing, S Club 7 Member Jon Lee COMES OUT!, SHARKTOPUS!, Gay Republican Presidential Candidate?, and Go Shopping With Sissor Sister! (Video)

*  Alexander Skarsgard won’t wear the “cock” sock when doing nude scenes. Alexander says “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous. If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way. So HBO if Alex doesn’t care how about some full frontal Eric?  You never used to be shy.  Remember “Oz”?

*  •Former S Club 7 pop group member Jon Lee (pictured left) has officially come out of the closet.  S Club 7 was huge in the UK but only had a modet hit in the states with “Never Had A Dream Come True”   When asked why he never came out earlier Lee responded:  “If someone had said ’are you gay?’ I would have said yes, but no one ever did.”

*  The SyFy Channel has set the date for premiere of the cheesy awsomeness that is “Sharktopus” (Watch the Trailer) . It will premiere Saturday, September 25th at 8PM EST.  Still no word on the air date for what will one day be the classic classic starring Debbie Gibson and Tiffany titled. “Mega Python vs. Gatoroid” (CLICK HERE to watch Behind the Scenes making of.feature which includes a Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany catfight ala “Dynasty” look)

*  Gay Republican Presidential candidate Fred Karger wants a meeting with Republican National Committeeman Steve Scheffler.  Scheffler who also just happens to be the head of the Iowa Christian Alliancesent back an e-mail to Karger telling him he would ‘work overtime to help ensure that your political aspirations are aborted right here in Iowa.’ because Karger is part of the ‘radical homosexual community”
Radical Homosexual Republican Presidential Candidate?  Brain to explode in 3…..2…..1……SPLAT!

*  Go grocery shopping with The Sissor Sisters!  Like Phil V, a Toronto DJ, who spins at several queer nights in and around the Toronto area.

What’s "Too Gay" Today? – Watch Scissor Sisters "Breaking News" Video, ABC’s Modern Family Yet To Appear Gay Kiss, Neil Patrick Harris And His Cock, Ultra Lubed Rubbers, Lady Gaga’s Vagina And MORE! (If You Can Take It)

*  Why won’t Mitch and Cam kiss?  Because you have two crazy homo writers on the show who can’t make up thier fraking minds.

*  Neil Patrick Harris has a cock!  Well actually a rooster Silly Bandz he wears on hsi wrist.  (You dirty minded people!)

*  The Tea Party Diversity Rally actually attracted gay teabaggers.  TWO OF THEM!  (Who will soon have thier gay cards taken away and shredded.)

*  India will manufacture the first ever ULTRA LUBED Gay Condom.  (Insert Joke Here)

*  Lady Gaga’s talks vagina with Vanity Fair.  (Insert Joke Here……again)

*  FOX News beat out NPR and Bloomberg for Helen Thomas’ now empty front row seat in the White House press room:  (Good move there White House.  Perhaps you’ll let Robert Gibbs give your enemy a blowjob while tyhey sit there.)

*  Watch: Scissor Sisters Breaking News feature with appearances by Jane Fonda, Kylie Minogue, Juliette Lewis and Amanda Lepore

VIDEO: Watch Kylie Minogue and Scissor Sisters Perform "Any Which Way" at Glastonbury 2010!

Kylie Minogue emerged from the wings sporting a sheer lace body suit and thigh-high silver studded boots at the Glastonbury Festival this weekend as she joined hot bodied and hairy Jake Shears and Sissor Sisters  to perform “Any Which Way” and Kylie even threw in some booty slaps for good measure

Jake Shears Naked And Advertising Sissor Sisters New Album "Nightwork" On Rentboy.com

Who knew that Rentboy was good for more than just finding luggage handlers?

Jake Shears has taken marketing music with sex one step further by using a Rentboy.com to pimp out his band’s, Sissor Sister’s  upcoming album, Nightwork. The absolutely brillant Rentboy profile actually presents Shears as the personification of their upcoming album, listing his talents as “stripping and gogo dancing” and his rate as “$11.99 USD.”

With the constant bombardment of advertising in magazines and the internet, it seems like a clever marketing strategy whose target audience will find funny and smart. Kudos. Jake!  (And I’d SO hit that for 11.99 USD plus tax.)