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Introducing… The Rick Perry (In) Action Figure! (Brokeback Mountain Jacket Sold Separately)
Share this:Is it really an “action” figure if you have to keep it in the closet? From the ironically named HeroBuilders.com
Mitt Floats To The Top In New Hampshire GOP Primary, Santorum Gets Flushed In 5th Place
Share this: Mitt Romney cruised to victory last night in the New Hampshire primary with many news organizations declaring him the winner within minutes of the poll’s opening. “Tonight we celebrate,” Romney told his supporters. “Tomorrow...
The Moral Majority Resurrected At The 165,273rd GOP Presidential Debate In New Hampshire
Share this:Last night at St. Anselm’s College in New Hampshire the dwindling GOP Presidential nominee candidates met to have their 165,273rd GOP debate hosted by ABC. And what a sniping lie ridden debacle it was with such vile statements hurled...
GOP Presidential Candidate and Texas’ Village Idiot Rick Perry: “Lawrence v. Who?”
Share this: THIS is exactly why ALL politicians running for public office should be foreced to take an I.Q. test At a meet and greet in Cedar Falls, IA, Rick Perry was asked by a voter to “defend his criticism of limited government” in...
Rick Perry Loves Beards! – “I’d grow one but I’ve got too many”
Share this:Yes kids thats right! Coming out of Rick Perry’s own mouth the admission that he has “too many” beards. (One probably being his wife.) According to ABC News at a campaign stop at Sisters Mainstreet Café in Spencer,...
14 Year Old Bisexual Teen Confronts Rick Perry Over His Anti-Gay Agenda
Share this:Rebecka Green, a 14 year old high school student in Iowa who identifies as bisexual confronted Rick Perry yesterday over his anti-gay agenda and most specifically why he is so against gays serving in the military. Perry responded: “Here’s...
Rick Perry’s Newest Ad – “Jesus Heals Gay Men”
Share this: And Jesus’ next appointment IS Rick Perry!via: UnicornBooty
Here We Go! – New Book Claims: Rick Perry Is A Closet Case With A Small Penis And A Lousy Lay
Share this:So sayeth Glen Maxey the first openly gay member of the Texas State Legislature up until about 2003 who spent this past summer working with a reporter from a “national news oulet” rummaging through Rick Perry‘s dirty laundry for...
Rick Perry: “I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” (Bwahahaha!)
Share this: As far as comedic value is concerned in some ways I will miss the GOP Presidential Nomination Candidate debates. I’ll talk about having the type of part-time Congress that I think Americans are ready for. You know, there are a lot...