*  That greedy old queen Elton John who would sing for the KKK for 1 Million dollars is still in the running to take an American Idol Judge seat now that Ellen has escaped left.  Ryan Seacrest and Elton John in the same auditorium?  The estrogen will be flowing!  I wonder if they’ll mensturate at the same time?

*  It’s the end of an ERA.  RUSH, the best known brand of poppers who have seen gay men through sex and dancing for the past 30 years is going out of business.  Goodbye Captaion Rush.  It’s a sad sad day indeed.

*  Jennifer Saunders aka Edina Monsoon from ABFAB  who recently beat cancer, (YEA) is penning “Spice Grirls: The Musical” OMFG NO! – Another sign of the Apocolypse.  Thank you Glenn Beck.

*  And a present for you all.  May I present you with The ULTIMATE Collection of Raphael Nadel shirtless picturess.  Bookmark it and bring your RUSH.