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Faux News Resident Quack Fox’s “Dr” Keith Ablow: LGBT rights will lead to ‘three humans and a dog’ marriage

Keith A Blow me.

Faux News resident quack psychiatrist Dr. Keith Ablow, asserted during a segment on  Fox & Friends “Normal or Nuts” Wednesday that legalized same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and  bestiality.

When Ablow was asked if it was “normal” for California Gov. Jerry Brown (D) to sign a law replacing the words “husband” and “wife” with the word “spouse” in the state’s marriage definition.

“Get ready for the cards and letters,” Ablow exclaimed “Nuts!”

 “Here’s the thing, the state needs to get out of the marriage business because here’s what we can expect,” he continued. “There’s no way that the state of California can deny a marriage license to four spouses now, eight spouses.”

“Or, I would say, three human spouses and the canine they absolutely love because if love is the foundation of marriage, they can love their dog, too.”

Three humans are NOT going to marry you, Ablow, no matter how much you beg.  Now please roll over and play dead.

Thousands Of “Christians” To Gather For “CRY IN” Over Immoral Hollywood

Thousands of “Christians” (at 12 dollars a ticket) will gather at the  Los Angeles amphitheater on Thursday to “cry, pray and fast” for immoral Hollywood and the influence that the industry has on the country and the world.

Faytene Grasseschi,  event director.

“The whole heart of the day is to pray … to fast … to worship, and to believe God [will] move in the heart of entertainment media in a way that will impact the whole nation and the world.  We all know how much of an influence entertainment media has on America, on the nations of the earth, and on the generation at large. So we’re going there to pray … that God will move in a powerful way.”

“Who is really disciplining your generation? Who’s really disciplining the nation by mass? And we had to kind of say back as we prayed through that question, Well, it really is the media!.” 

Well now here’s a comical twist in history…this time Christians will be the spectators at an amphitheater.

Homo Say What? – Delusional Religious Fanatic And Failure Janet Porter: "Prayed Away The Times Square Car Bomb!"

Faith 2 Action’s Janet Porter who was a rally organizer for the MASSIVE FAIL of an anti-gay Christian rally that took place on May Day in Washington, DC after which Porter was forced to cover the rally’s financial deficit of “ten of thousands of dollars” because only 300 out of the expected 8000 attendees showed up is now saying that they prayed prayers that were SO good, that as a thank you bonus, God decided to make sure that there Times Square car bomb would not blow up!

Insanity doesn’t run in this bitches family.  It fucking gallops!

Tim Tebow Loses Sponsors Over Focus On The Family Super Bowl Ad……….GOOD!

Anti-Gay, Anti-Choice Focus on the Family’s resident beefcake pro athlete Tim Tebow appeared at a sold-out event at Nashville’s Lipscombe University over the weekend, and one of the things he discussed was the losing sponsors over the anti abortion Super Bowl ad he did.

The Palm Beach Post:
Poor Timmy.  He’s playing the victim card, which the type of Christian he is always do. Someone casll the whaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!

Tebow’s speech revolved around the way Tebow said he lives his life: Be willing to stand alone and to stand for something; to live life with passion; and to finish strong, which was the Gators’ motto for the 2009 season. As to his first tenet, standing for what he believes in, Tebow told the crowd that multiple companies told him before the Super Bowl that they could not let him represent their products if he went ahead with his pro-life commercial at the Super Bowl. But Tebow said losing sponsors was a small price to pay for the ability to spread his message about family and faith. Tebow hasn’t been too hurt by the commercial, though, which was sponsored by the controversial group Focus on the Family. Tebow has already been linked to major sponsorships with Nike and EA Sports, and likely has several more in the works.”

But Tim needn’t worry he’ll be working chicken and Christ banquet circuit for years to come, making enough money to live well.

You know for such a good christian boy Tebow has no problem posing for beefcake pictures or working out in his underwear for the camera.

Exhibitionist for Christ? 

 

Tea Party Convention Video – Insanity Doesn’t Run Through The Tea Party, It Fuckin Gallops!

New Left Media talked to attendees at last weekend’s “FOR PROFIT” Tea Party Convention wher a whopping 600 people showed up.  Ane every one of them was stark raving mad.  And I have totell you, I’d love to see George Bush’s college transcripts. That would be fucking hilarious!