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Stantorum Floats To The Top – Final Numbers Indicate That Frothy Mix Wins Iowa Caucus

The Des Moines Register is reporting  that the final numbers are in from the neverending Iowa Caucuses and it turns out that the old saying that “shit floats to the top” is true and that Rick Santorum.

The certified numbers NOW are: 29,839 for Santorum and 29,805 for Romney. The turnout: 121,503.

But results from eight precincts are missing — any of which could hold an advantage for Mitt Romney but they will never be recovered and certified, Republican Party of Iowa officials told The Des Moines Register

THE RESULTS: Santorum finished ahead by 34 votes
MISSING DATA: 8 precincts’ numbers will never be certified
PARTY VERDICT: GOP official says, ‘It’s a split decision’

Rick Santorum – Final total: 29,839 Change: -168
Mitt Romney – Final total: 29,805 Change: -210

Personally I don’t care which religious facist wins.  I just want to see their birth certificates.

Mitt Romney Unveils Plan For Some Lesbian & Gay Americans To Become 3rd Class Citizens!

Oh Mitten’s,  you Mormon moron.  The hits just keep on coming don’t they.

In an interview with the Boston Herald Mitt Romney has unveiled his super duper nifty GOP plan for marriage which will not only have gays and lesbians as second class citizens in the marriage department, but also in some come cases third class citizens as well!

[Romney] expressed support for a constitutional amendment that could create a complex three-tier system of marriage — maintaining marriage rights for straight couples, allowing gays who have already married to remain married, but barring future same-sex marriages. “I think it would keep intact those marriages which had occurred under the law but maintain future plans based on marriage being between a man and a woman,” Romney said.

You know all in all its really disturbing that a Mormon cultists whose magic underwear is too tight and thrice-married philanderers even get the time of day by the Christofascist and Teahadist GOPer base because they spout such utter anti-gay bullshit.

Some days I really wish the Mayan Apoclypse will come to pass in a year…