Grindhouse director Robert Rodriguez apparently put together an early trailer for star-studded Mexploitation film Machete as a “Cinco de Mayo message for Arizona,” featuring the likes of Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jeff Fahey, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, Rose McGowan, Steven Seagal, and even Lindsay Lohan fighting violently to protect illegal immigrants from racist politicians.