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Happy Homodays! Christmas Classic Redux!- Eartha Kitt Sings “Santa Baby” in 1954 and 1999 (VIDEO)

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“I used to have a lot of fun with this song.  Then Madonna sang it.” – Eartha Kitt

Eartha Kitt was one of a kind.

She is sorely missed.

Eartha Kitt sings “Santa Baby” original color Widescreen – 1954.

Eartha Kitt sings “Santa Baby” in a live performance 1999.

Happy HomoDays! – WATCH: The He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special” (1985) – FULL Video

Seeing how they grew up on Eternia and Etheria, how the hell do He-Man and  She-Ra even know what Christmas is?  Their mom thats how!  

It turns out Queen Marlena  is  actually from Earth—though for some reason she never shared her holiday memories with the heroic twins until they were fully grown.

Oh, and for extra holiday bonus points:  He-Man and She-Ra were apparently born on Christmas Day!

Nothing quite says a VERY GAY Christmas like He-Man and his BIG sword.

By the power of GAYSKULL!

Happy Homodays! – WATCH: Donna Summer Sings “O Holy Night” – The Solid Gold Christmas Special (1982) – Video

Introduced by the dreamy and big bulged 80’s star Rex Smith, La Diva herself Donna Summer performs one of, if not the most outstanding  covers of the Christmas classic “O Holy Night” ever.

Happy Holidays! FOX NEWS Christmas Tree Set On Fire. [VIDEOS]

Happy Holidays! FOX NEWS Christmas Tree Set On Fire. [VIDEOS]

New York City police have taken a man into custody after he allegedly set a Christmas tree on fire outside of the Fox News Studios in Manhattan. The fire started shortly after midnight and did not cause any injuries. A 49-year-old man was in custody in connection with the fire, police said, but authorities did not identify him or give any details on the fire..

The 50-foot “All-American” tree, with a reported 10,000 ornaments and 100,000 lights, was ceremonially lit on Sunday.

KKK Leaves Flyers, Candy in North Carolina Neighborhood on Christmas Eve

 

People in the White Oak area of Garner, North Carolina woke up on Christmas Eve morning to plastic bags containing propaganda and candy on their lawns from the East Coast Knights of the True Invisible Empire, a statewide chapter of the Ku Klux Klan.

The bags distributed in the Hillandale neighborhood contained flyers that read, “White pride doesn’t mean hate! It’s OK, you can say it! I’m proud to be white! There is no need to feel guilty because of the past!” and “Why can’t pro-white rights organizations exist without being labeled racist?”Why are other races in this country allowed these rights, as they SHOULD, but not the folk of European ancestory (sic)?”

A hotline phone number included on the cards and flyers is based out of southern Pennsylvania. The number leads to a recording that asks people who are interested in information or membership to leave a voicemail.

The East Coast Knights group is one of eight KKK chapters in North Carolina and is among 31 hate groups in the state, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center.

The bags also contained business cards,  Christmas candy  and rocks used to weigh them down.

Back2Stonewall.com, Bette Midler, and Santa Wish All Our Followers A Very Merry Happy Holiday Season – Video

Santa and His Electric ButtPlug

 

On behalf of myself, Bette Midler and Santa with his big electric Butt-Plug. We want to wish all of our friends and followers a very Happy, Healthy, and Safe Holiday Season.

Will Kohler
Back2Stonewall.com

 

 

Happy Homo-Days! – READ: ‘Twas The Night Before Gay-mas”- A Very Gay Risque Re-Imagining.

 

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‘Twas The Night Before Gay-mas

‘Twas the night before Gay-mas, when all through the gay bar,
all the patrons were cruising because that’s how we gays are.
The condoms were hung by the vending machine with care,
in the hopes that Daddy Santa soon would be there.

A lesbian in flannel and a muscle pup in a jock,
had just settled their bar tabs for they had  enough.

When out on the street arose such a clatter,
the boys from the backroom rushed to see what was the matter.

Away to the door they all flew like a flash,
and pushed past the bouncer and pulled up their pants.
I stepped out the door with the rest of my bro’s,
Noticed a drag queen, three gingers and of course a few trolls.

And what before my wandering eyes should appear,
Daddy Santa and eight studs dressed as reindeer’s.
Daddy Santa was neither pretty nor rich,
but I knew in a moment that he had a huge dick.

His rein-stud were hot and no two were the same,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.
Now, LEATHER!  Now, COCKRING!, Now SMOOTH and Now HAIRY!
On, TWINKIE! On OTTER! On GYM BUNNY! On MARY!

From the door of the bar to the very backroom wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!

So into the bar door the studly reindeer flew.,
Carrying Daddy Santa and poppers and a bag of sex toys too.

And then in a twinkling I heard on the floor.
The running and prancing of all the gay boys.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
I saw closet case Kevin Spacey hide and duck down.

Then out of the sleigh jumped Daddy Santa with a oh so manly grunt.
Covered in leather and studs from his ass to his nuts.
A bundle of Fleshlights he had in his sack,
and when he bent over his assless chaps showed his hairy buttcrack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his ass was so hairy!
His look was so butch it frightened one fairy.
I noted that his beard was as white as the snow.
And his cockring so polished it gave off a glow.

He held a half stub cigar gritted in his teeth,
When the bouncer then yelled you’ll have to go outside at least 25 feet.
He had a red ruddy face, and was well hung of course,
and when he laughed his package jiggled just like a horse.

He wasn’t chubby or plump, more like a muscle bear,
and I giggled nervously like a virgin and began to prepare.
With a wink of his eye and his leather cap on his head,
I knew in a minute I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
To the backroom he flew to give all a free jerk.
Before leaving and finding all of his clothes,
he moved to the center and blew a huge load..

He flew out the door and to his rein-studs gave a whistle,
And out the door they flew like a queen on a mission.

And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,

“MERRY GAY-MAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL A GAY NIGHT!”