U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders made a speech at the United Nations World AIDS Day in 1994. After her speech was over an audience member asked about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity? Elder’s responded: “I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught”
She was immediately fired. (By Bill Clinton of all people.)
San Francisco’s sex toy and education company Good Vibrations a few years back decided to find a way to keep the focus on safe solo sex and honor Elders’ by declaring the month of May, National Masturbation Month
What a stroke of genius! LITERALLY.
Hand job, Jacking off, Wanking, Tossing off, Jacking The Beanstalk, Slapping The Salami, Jackhammering, or whatever you want to call it is 100 percent all natural and FUN!
And other than the sheer fun of it here is a breakdown of how masturbation can be beneficial to both your physical and emotional health.
In general the act of masturbating can: *Relieve insomnia *Stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections. *Improve blood circulation. *Release mood elevating hormones *Reduce the occurrence embarrassing spontaneous erections for teen males *Reduce the number of unwanted wet dreams for young men. (DUH! I am also proud to say that I’ve never had a wet dream )
So grab the Albolene some Kleenex, or even a buddy because remember masturbation is also a 100% SAFE contact sport !
You have to love James Franco (I know I do! LITERALLY!)
So cute, so strange, so gay straightforward.
In a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter about his upcoming movie 127 Hours, directed by Danny Boyle. Franco true to his eccentric nature wanders off onto subject matter that didn’t make it into the movie and quite bluntly talks about his worship to the Great God Onan.
Danny said that Aron Ralston, whose ordeal provided the basis for the movie, would never answer the question of whether he actually jerked off while stuck down there. Did putting that in the story feel true to you?
He’s kind of a gentleman, I guess he doesn’t talk about that stuff. [laughs] I think he also didn’t want his mom to read it.
But you had to play a bit of that.
[laughs] OK. You asked the question. [pause] I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.
Four or five times a day? Way to go James! Of course there will be no need for that any longer after we meet. *wink*