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MN Viking and LGBT Advocate Chris Kluwe Talks “Lustful Cockmonster” and WoW w/ Stephen Colbert

Super hot and super intelligent LGBT straight ally and advocate Chris Kluwe of the Minnesota Vikings gave an incredibly hilarious and intelligent interview with Stephen Colbert last night talking about the infamous “lustful cockmonster” to describe a Maryland lawmaker, gun control and World of Warcraft troll-on-ork marriage.

Handsome, hunky, intelligent, and passionate about LGBT equality issues Chris Kluwe knocks the images of jock stereotypes in its ass




Listen To MN Viking Chris Kluwe’s HYSTERICAL “Lustful Cockmonster” Radio Ad For Minnesota Equality

Last September, Minnesota Vikings punter and awesome LGBT straight ally Chris Kluwe took aim at Maryland Del. Emmett C. Burns Jr. (D) for his opposition to marriage equality telling him point blank that allowing same sex marriage  “won’t magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster.” and to “choke on it”.

Now, FINALLY parts of the community is finally wakign up and taking the gloves, and using awesome straight forward words and tactics that are being incorporated into a new radio ad against Minnesota’s marriage inequality amendment.  Which works a helluva lot better than tired old Gay Inc mantra of  “Please Sir, can we have some LGBT Rights?”

BRAVO to Kluwe and BRAVO to Minnesotans for Equality for an awesome ad!


MN Vikings Chris Kluwe Sells “Lustful Cockmonster” T Shirts To Raise Funds For Marriage Equality.

Just when you thought Minnesota Vikings LGBT Equality Ally Chris Kluwe couldn’t get any kewler.

Kluwe is now selling two tee-shirts bearing one of his famous “Kluweisms” with the proceeds going to benefit Minnesotans for Marriage Equality and his own charity Kick for a Cure which benefits Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy

The shirts each of which bears Chris Kluwes signatures and hosts one of hs now famous “Kluweisms”. 

the shirts “Sparklepony” which is how Chris uniquely self censors his naughty words and “Lustful Cockmonster” which is not censored and a phrase that Kluwe sent in a letter Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns Jr saying that the passage of gay marriage wouldn’t “magically turn you (him) into a lustful cockmonster.” are available in all sizes and the proceeds go to help two very good causes.

Get them here while they’re HOT!

I got mine! 

Go on.  Guess which one?  LOL!