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The Full Trailer for “Into The Woods” Released With Singing! (Sort Of.) – Video

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I’m not overly excited from what I see.  Streep is no Bernadette Peters and Johnny Depp as the Wolf.  UGH.

Well. it may be lacklustre but it probably won’t be an abomination.

And the original Broadway version isn’t going anywhere. (Available on DVD at Amazon.com – Into the Woods)

In the words of another great lyricist:  “You can’t take that away from me.”

 

FIRST LOOK: Complete Cast Photo Of Tim Burton’s “Dark Shadows” Remake

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From left to right: Helena Bonham Carter (Dr Julia Hoffman, the psychiatrist…who also needs one), Chloe Moretz (Carolyn, a moody teen), Eva Green (Angelique, a witch who hates this family with a long history with Barnabas the vampire), Gulliver McGrath (David, a troubled boy who believes he sees the dead), Bella Heathcote (Victoria, the new governess), Depp (Barnabas the vampire… ancestor of this family), Ray Shirley (Mrs Johnson, the ancient maid), Jackie Earle Haley (Willie the shady groundskeeper), Jonny Lee Miller (Roger, David’s father), and Michelle Pfeiffer (Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, the steely matriarch under seige by witches, family troubles, and the arrival of Barnabas).

My name is Victoria Winters………  Please dear God please don’t let this movie suck too badly.

Johnny Depp: "Disney Was Worried That Capt. Jack Sparrow Was Gay"

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In an interview with Patti Smith for the January edition of Vanity Fair magazine, actor Johnny Depp who created Capt. Jack Sparrow, the flamboyant character which he based on the Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, and helped turn the Pirates of the Caribbean films into a billion dollar franchise was initially unpopular with Disney because they thought that Depp portrayed the Capt. Jack character as being  “gay”
Depp said Disney initially “couldn’t stand” his version of Sparrow, with one person asking if the character was gay. Depp told the Disney executive “all my characters are gay”, adding that “really made her nervous”.
Disney has some nerve.  Even if Capt. Jack Sparrow was gay it wouldn’t be the first gay Disney Pirates.  I mean just look at Captain Hook and Mr. Smee. They were so close you wopuld need a bucket of cold water and a  crowbar to seperate them. 
For shame Disney

What’s "Too Gay" Today? – Kellen Lutz and Fernando Verdasco In Their Calvins, Sasha Baron Cohen To Play Freddie Mercury, HRC SUCKS AGAIN!, Johnny Depp Loves Male Models, Marky Mark Flexs at 40, and Book of Mormon; The Musical To Open On Broardway!

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*  Sacha Baron Cohen has closed a deal to play Queen front man Freddie Mercury in a film that’s being scripted by Peter Morgan for a 2011 production start.  This is the first time the surviving members of Queen–Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon–have licensed songs and music publishing rights for a movie .  Borat as Freddie?  Well he does look like him.

*  The Human Rights Campaign now blames Prop 8 ruling, NOM for possible Democratic loss of Congress – in fear-based fundraising email. Karen Ocamb: “The problem is – HRC may have just provided opponents of LGBT equality talking points and quotes. Not to mention that HRC is just plain wrong.”  Ah yes, HRC. What canb I possibly say that hasn’t been said about them.  Oh yes.  FUCKTARDS! 

*  Kellan Lutz (Left) and Fernando Verdasco (Bottom….I wish) mke “package” delieveries  for Calvin Klein.

*  Johnny Depp surrounds  himself with male models in his new upcoming movie The Tourist. (Johnny’s originally from Paducah, KY.  No shit!)

*  Marky Mark Wahlberg almost 40 and still flexing his muscles  as he plays a  ‘boxer’ in his new movie “The Fighter”.  (Who cares about Wahlberg.  Christian Bale is in it!  The Balenator!)

*  Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s musical comedy Book of Mormon will open March 24th at the Eugene O’Neill Theater. Previews begin February 24th.  (Hahahahaha Joesph Smith……Joesph Smith…..!)