Dusting off this Blast from the Past from 2009 to make some fake “Christians” brains explode on this very hoppy Easter morning.
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Video – San Francisco’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence 32nd Annual Hunky Jesus Contest (Dedicated To "Porno Pete" LaBarbera)
San Francisco’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence were back this weekened with the 32nd annual Hunky Jesus contest. Set your offense level to stun! But as they say, Jesus has a sense of humor, and so should you. It’s all in loving good fun, and a celebration of an organization that has raised millions to support charities that “Christians” have ignored
This ones for you Porno Pete LaBarbera go grab that box of Kleenex.
*Special thanks to hansome @RoyMcKenzie on Twitter for the above left photo
San Francisco’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Respond To Porno Pete LaBarbera Over Hunky Jesus Contest
“First of all the Sisters would like to thank Peter La Barbaria for all the free publicity he is providing for our Hunky Jesus Contest. Even in the most reactionary communities and families there are brilliant young queer children aching for something truly revolutionary, a chance to be utterly glamorous, and to royally piss off their uptight, puritanical parents. The Sisters often declare their love for Peter and especially appreciate Mr. LaBarbera’s effectiveness in getting news and images of the Sisters to those children. Of course we don’t hate anybody, but his saying we do is a great way to grab the interest of angry resentful children, and we have much experience in helping GLBT youngsters work through their anger to find a more joyous spiritual path.
However, as much as Mr. La Barbarella is promoting our appeal to rebellious youth, it is not really our intention or purpose to offend Christians. Many of our friends and fans are Christians as are some of the Sisters. It’s not even our intention or purpose to offend uptight, humorless prigs, though we often do so by suggesting that the Deity has a sense of humor. After all, God created a garden of paradise for us, declared His/Her love for us, and created such laughably bizarre creatures as the platypus, the naked mole rat, and Sarah Palin. But our mission is not to offend. Rather we are dedicated to the expiation of stigmatic guilt and the promulgation of universal joy. Still, we do understand that any sort of liberating theology is offensive to those who want to keep others under their thumbs. Offending prudes and tyrants is not our purpose, but we consider it a bit of a bonus.” –
San Francisco’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Sister Zsa Zsa of San Francisco’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence responds to “Porno Peter” Peter LaBarbera’s of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality’s SHOCK and AWE that Easter Sunday in Delores Park The Sister’s will be holding their annual their annual ‘Hunky Jesus’ contest — “mocking the Savior of the world, Jesus Christ — as shirtless men in ‘crucifixion’ costumes parade on stage in an atmosphere of haughty, homoerotic humor”
Poor Porno Pete. personally I think he’s more upset that he wasn;t called to judge the contestant’s Easter baskets.
AFTAH’s Peter LaBarbera SHOCKED Over SF’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence "Hunky Jesus" Contest
“This Easter Sunday in San Francisco’s Delores Park, Christianity-spoofing homosexual drag queen ‘nuns’ calling themselves the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence will stage their annual ‘Hunky Jesus’ contest — mocking the Savior of the world, Jesus Christ — as shirtless men in ‘crucifixion’ costumes parade on stage in an atmosphere of haughty, homoerotic humor.
There’s nothing that delights arrogant, pro-homosexual liberals more than making fun of Bible-believing Christians — as evidenced by this blasphemous Easter contest. Of course, it goes without saying that these defiant champions of ‘tolerance and diversity’ wouldn’t dare hold a ‘Hunky Muhammad’ contest during Ramadan — so it seems even envelope-pushing, in-your-face, pro-perversion libertines know their limits.” – Pete LaBarbera’s press release distributed today by Christian Newswire
Porno Pete is shocked. SCHOCKED I tell you!
Actually I would have thought he’d be happy considering his penchant of going undercover at gay sex events and for the fact that this Sunday Jesus will be strutting his stuff and leaving the cross vacant that Porno Pete likes to crawl up upon in fake martyrdom.
Rock me sexy Jesus!
