* Queen Latifah (born: Dana Owens) and her “trainer” Jeanette Jenkins have purchased a new $1.4 million Los Angeles estate. It’s a 3-bed, 2.5-bath. Does it count as coming out if Queen puts her *cough* “roomates” name on the deed? (Personal meeage to Queen Latifah and PLEASE pass this along if you know her. ‘Come out of the closet. The Community needs you!”
* FOX cancels The Wanda Sykes Show. Here’s a HINT to the LOGO network. Ditch the queenie hack Robert verdi and pick up Wanda.
* Lesbian married Iowa couple sue over birth certificate. Heather Lynn Martin Gartner, 38, and Melissa McCoy Gartner, 39, filed the Polk County claim on behalf of their second child, who was born in September. The couple argues that the birth certificate – which only lists Heather, the biological mother – incorrectly labels their daughter Mackenzie as a child born out of wedlock. I pity Polk County. NEVER screw with a lesbian.
* Even Jedi A-Holes lose control of thier light sabers and their inhibitions. LOL!