“Will homosexual numbers be inflated by this ‘you decide what you are’ policy? Probably. This policy shift is another attempt to confuse the discussion about marriage by creating a problem of sorts, then providing a solution that advances the homosexual agenda of redefining marriage.” Faith and Freedom Network president Gary Randall, responding to the U.S. Census Bureau’s encouragement of gays to call themselves “married” if they want to.

Is this asshole really delusional enough to think that we gays have some ulterior motive for marriage equality like taking over the world? (Which actually would be nice come to think of it.) Or is the motive of equal rights offensive enough to people like him to label it the “homosexual agenda” so loathsomely?